The Sock Thread

[Irennicus]

I am on a sock hiatus right now. Temperatures are up in MI, so the flip-flops are going on. If socks are like pants for your feet, then flip-flops are like shorts. Or a scandalous European bathing suit.

I’m pulling this stunt as well since I live in Texas. It makes me feel kind of dirty, your thoughts?

[Crhustle]

I always said if I ever get rich I’m putting on a new pair of socks everyday :D. Imagine fresh, clean, brand new socks every morning… LOL

[Irennicus]

I just finished jacking off and some of it landed on my sock. I’m sorry little guy.

[mastermind]

I got a pack of Under Armour socks for Christmas. Swear, these things have a crush on my feet. They hug all around, but not enough to annoy you.

These socks are like my feet’s perfect girlfriend.

[Shoryu_Reppa]

I don’t trust people that wear shoes without socks.

-Dammit_rab

[Jnana]

I have an odd number of socks in drawer.

Da fuq?!:annoy:

[Javid]

It’s all about Fruit of the Loom socks!

[goodm0urning]

My girlfriend has a pair of socks that specify left and right. How should I proceed?

[Wantonx]

I got some very comfy form fitting addias socks recently. They wear out quick but easily the most comfortable socks I have ever worn though

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

Black and about 3/4 to the knee. Those really short socks always fall down below my heel, and the slightly longer ones are ok but look stupid when playing basketball. Speaking of which, after basketball my socks stay wet for about a day if I put them on the floor in the shade. Even taking them off immediately, I have to spread liberal amounts of athlete’s foot cream all over my feet if I don’t want to be scratching them all the time.

And let’s not complain too much about wet socks- sand in the bathing suit is so much worse. I don’t know why Homer Simpson likes it so much, but I think he was dry at the time.

[GwynLovesMilk]

http://www.sockdreams.com/_pages/index.php

Don’t cum too hard guys.

[angryliberal]

Psh…like any sock fetishist doesn’t know sockdream…

[BigMovement]

My girlfriend has a pair of socks that specify left and right. How should I proceed?

Punch her in the face for not knowing which is which.(you probably shouldn’t do that tho)

I don’t trust people that wear shoes without socks.
-Dammit_rab

Words to live by.

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

Foot fetishists are the most disgusting motherfuckers to ever walk the earth. Socks are an excellent foot fetishist deterrent.

Yay socks.

Wrong! I have a foot fetish and socks are just like feet condoms!

With that said, whats so bad about feet fetishes? I mean, I’m not hardcore and wanna jerk off with someones feet or anything, but I do like nice feet.

[Irennicus]

My girlfriend has a pair of socks that specify left and right. How should I proceed?

Try to get them re labeled incorrectly and see if she notices.

[Shoryu_Reppa]

http://www.sockdreams.com/_pages/index.php

Don’t cum too hard guys.

Jerk off into a sock, put it back on and immediately go for a jog.

[Ducky]

Under Armour no show socks are top tier.