The Saga of the Kyle Cherry Bet

Wow ducky you ass. Some serious hate coming from you.

  1. A lot less ugly than one would think.
  2. Sacr3d is pretty correct in that I never lie online, as I don’t care enough to. If I do get laid I’ll say I will, if I don’t then I will say I didn’t.
  3. When I get into my new apartment craigslist might be a lock. I’ll probably try that if nothing else works.
  4. Wow TRT betting against me? Ass
  5. No hookers unless they are of the free craigslist kind.

I’m pretty sure this is extremely +ev for viscant. I’ll have the entire summer, an apartment, and I’ll be in vegas for like 2-3 weeks for poker. Quiche/Bronson are going downnnn.

Lulz. Rep for you!

Barroon is going to do it.

No doubt. He’s Viscant’s love child. His father will show him the way.

I’m just glad I’m not involved in any of this. :lol:

bleet got laid before kyle. think about that.

Prove me wrong, you virgin.

hahaha :rofl:

Best of luck to you… Sex is fucking fantastic, so Im really hoping you achieve your goal

You remind me of my fat jewish friend who is basically in the exact same boat as you… so I can relate to how your friends are trying to motivate you

House rule update as new problems are addressed.

…seriously.

Ah, quiche, I’m so touched.

Expect to be hearing from my lawyer.

Yeah, gotta give props to Kyle. No matter how much we rag on him, he’s always 100% honest about everything.

nobody believes in Kyle more than I.

chicks with dicks

Dude, you’re shooting yourself in the foot right there by limiting yourself to white chicks. They’re some of the toughest ones to convince to have sex with - they require more money, more attention, and most importantly, more money.

Seriously, broaden your horizons or they’re going to make a sequal to 40-year Old Virgin out of yo ass.

Futanari that is…

What the shitting fuck was that? :wasted:

Hmm, reading this thread is giving me a boner. Should I subscribe or not?

Nothing to subscribe for… it will just be new posts of us bashing him. He is still a virgin and that won’t change for another decade or so, if that.

Poor guy. Even I’ve been laid. Sheesh.

What if it’s a girl who is not white but acts really really white? Could that count?

What about an albino?

What if she’s half white?

Oh… and even he’s not confident. I was idling but just searching “chik” in my IRC logs produced this.

[12:20pm] <BalloonFt> ive been flirting with chik fil a girl
[12:20pm] <Merdoc> nice
[12:20pm] <BalloonFt> so i have like a 10% chance with her at least
[12:20pm] <BalloonFt> thats better than nothing

A cosplaying nightmare xD