Depends on how unattractive she is. If it was me anything lower then a 6 I wouldn’t smash.
thanks or the advice yall. i smashed her but it wasnt very enjoyable for me. her sex game was wack as fuck lol.
So was it really worth it?
Was she not kinky? Did she have ugly moan sounds? Pussy dry and loose? Smelly? What’s sucked about her lol?
Nas/Madlib/Rza vs Royce5’9/LilWayne/LupeFiasco
well for starters she kept saying she didnt know how to anything when i was telling her to do different things. i tried teaching her a few things but she was just being difficult most of the time and it took forever to convince her to give me some head and when she did i had to stop her because it was so terrible. the best thing about it was the doggystyle other than that, it definitely wasn’t anything to write home about. 
You’re setting your expectations too high for a one night stand.
Ask questions. Occasionally throw in a “oh yeah, me too” short story to one of her answers. Tease her a little. Don’t be afraid of occaisional jokes (unless you suck at timing/delivery). Look her in the eye (or somewhere on her face close to her eye) when telling your story. Get out of your head when she’s talking. Don’t think, “oh man, i’m awkward and shit.” You can listen to what she’s saying with out actually hearing what she’s saying, but as you listen, hear the important shit and use it. Oh, and if you “space out a lot” (i.e. can’t handle it) stop getting high and going hunting. Get high with her, and move on from there.
lol at waiting 5 months for some pussy and not hitting anything else till then. you crazy man.
also dry/smelly pussy and hoes that cant properly suck a dick are my biggest turn offs. i cant stand it when a girl acts all horney and hot, but when i get her into bed she doesnt even know wtf a good bj amounts to.
on the other hand, girls who look fuckable enough and give great head are my weakness.
last point, who here also believes girls who give great head are usually better in bed, not just giving head. its like she gives great head, shes certified to be a freak in bed.
Alright, first post fuck it. Years of lurking as guest. I’m stuck at the airport.
There’s this female I had a strong thing with, shit we still do, but I had to break it off for the following reasons: 1) I left the good ole US of A for a long time to live all over the world 2) Now I’m in Lebanon. 3). Her family completely dominates her relationships with the religious stuff, so let’s just say I never existed. She was willing to settle with me and so was I but she just ain’t doing the Tango right? The problem is were still diggin each other so how would you guys/gales approach something like this?
Long distance relationships fail 9/10 times don’t do it unless she’s really worth it and by really worth it I mean blows the competition out of the water (pun intended =P.) As for her parents you’ll have to tread lightly and be willing to bite the bullet if it comes to it. I dated a girl who’s parents were very religious and only let her date other Filipinos so the whole time we dated she had to lie every time she saw me (going to the bookstore with long line, meeting friend, etc.) I know for sure that if her cover was blown I’d have to step in and tell her parents what’s good but not make it an adversarial thing the last thing you want to do is make a girl choose between her bf and her parents.
Why would you want to live in Lebanon instead of the US fucking A…Anyway, ask her to move to Lebanon & go from there…
This year, I have to make something happen.
2 years before I say fuck it. When I hit that magical 30, I will give up 100%, and purely go for easy fuckbuddies, and start tip drillin. Well, I do go for fuckbuddies as it is, and as of now I hold out hope that just ONE of these bitches can be worth a damn, and be without child. But after that point, I’m saying fuck all that shit, and I’m trickin it up if I can’t still pull fuckbuddies, AKA being a dirty old man.
Eh, that’s probably how it’s going to be anyway, I have this uncanny ability to fuck shit up, even in a perfect situation, like the last ones I wrote about here, very very long time ago. I think it’s too good to be true, so I question it too much and do all the wrong things, that by the time I figure it out, it’s GAMEEEE OVAHHHH!
Oh, well. Better luck for myself this year.
I think girls that are out for just fun arent going to be the ones who commit to a more serious relationship. You should look for nicer girls who have some self respect, instead of the ones who just wanting to get off hornily with any guy that comes by.
I don’t know whether its something that females do or just people in general but if i tell someone that i understand where they are coming from in a situation and i want to move on to another conversation, why in the blue hell do they catch an attitude and act like you don’t understand and need confirmation AGAIN? What the hell is the end game to this non-sense?
This is the direction I’ve been moving in for the past year, short of just completely giving up on women(though that time seems to be approaching fast). Most of the women I’ve met have been absolute pieces of gutter trash, and I know I’m no jewel myself, but seriously there’s a lot of shit out there.
And I’d suggest divorcing yourself of the notion of “fucking up even when things are going perfect”, as a lot of times you may THINK its going perfect when it really isnt, and the chick may just cut you loose for any fucking reason, no matter how stupid.
X: My Grandma passed away yesterday.
Y: I understand your pain, that being said did you see the Arsenal game yesterday.
Depending on how you know the person and the seriousness of their problem ( or how they view it) changing the subject rapidly can come across as insensitive and rude.
That does suck unless she was 18-19 or something… Then it’s cool cause she’s inexperienced (and more likely disease free lol) you just teach her how to hold it down. I got this one 21 year old girl that has like 9 orgasms in thirty minutes with me. She’s super sensitive and I might actually marry her for it. Real talk…
Nas/Madlib/Rza vs Royce5’9/LilWayne/LupeFiasco
I don’t fool myself into thinking the girls that wanna just hook up are for any other purpose. I dont walk a thin line between who’s worth more than a fuck and not. I see it in black and white, and IMO it just happens that 99% are in that “not worth a relationship” side.
You mention having self-respect, but you know, by that time these girls call themselves getting to that “respectable” level, it’s too late. They’ve already done this, and done that, so a person such as myself, with no vices, sees them as trash regardless.
I’m not saying I’m an angel, I’ve done a whole bunch of shit, been accused of fathering, and had an STD, but at the end of the day, as a man, nothing comes of it; I’m not anyone’s EX, I’m not anyone’s father, and have no STD’s now. It doesn’t affect a new relationship. When females get down in their late teens to late 20’s, they have kids, they have EX’s. It makes everything super difficult, even if she’s trying to be 180%.
I know chicks are fucked up creatures, but I have seriously made tons of blunders when dealing with the VERY FEW that it could have been real with. They put it out for me on a silver platter; I get to thinking “people say how difficult this shit is all the time, something’s gotta be up. It can’t just be this simple! Naaaahhhh.” It makes me not say or do shit that I should, and eventually just pushing them away, thinking “This bitch is playing or wasting my time somehow, so forget her.” It’s definitely been on me, in MY case. I’ve allowed myself to be jaded by shit OTHERS have gone through, trying to not get put in that situation.
I know exactly what the problem is there, but I’m waaaay too stuck on my way of thinking. But anyway, if the shit hasn’t happened by 30, then basically you can forget about it, unless you want one those girls right outta high-school, looking for a daddy figure, which I dont.
The other alternative is an import-a-wife.
you’re WAAAAAAY to judgemental towards heaux for your station in life. i’mma just leave it at that bcuz i’m tired as fuck and have work in the morning.
^Yeah, my apologies if I came off as hostile, but at 22 I’m already more than jaded by idiotic women, though I’ve def fucked up with the few good ones I’ve met in favor of trash so I get your sentiments there.