Steak doesn’t taste nearly as good as it smells.
I’m not sure anything does (taste as good as steak smells).
And yeah, Dangerous, I say beverages are fair game. I’d edit the title, but it’s long enough with this thread being so God damn official.
Steak doesn’t taste nearly as good as it smells.
I’m not sure anything does (taste as good as steak smells).
And yeah, Dangerous, I say beverages are fair game. I’d edit the title, but it’s long enough with this thread being so God damn official.
Best Beverage is a McFlurry.
Best food is potatoes
Black peasant food is gross, like grits, collard greens and shit.
SOUCE SOUCE SOUCE
In yo MOUF MOUF MOUF!!!
Eat it now!
I’ve dealt with Biryani for 20 years now and I still think it doesn’t taste good.
Most people wont understand this but
I hate jackfruit
I hate bitter gourd
Thank you and good night!
Ox tails are fucking amazing
Stop jackin’ in your fruit before eating it. That’s not why it’s called that.
Mangos are the worst fruit. They’re all fibrousy and shit. And they’ve got a weird taste. They taste like an aftertaste, if that makes any sense. Like if I ate something that had a weird aftertaste, that’s what fucking mangos taste like.
I don’t want that shit.
Its is slimy, sticky, and imo smells bad when ripe.
Also, I have a funny feeling the makers of the ALIEN film series drew inspiration from it.
Chef Boyardee ravioli is pretty godlike. I dont think I have ever bothered trying any other ravioli, ever.
I love hot dogs. I know they are pure garbage, but I usually buy a pack or two when I go to the store and just snack on them like pepperettes, hot or cold, don’t matter.
Diet coke tastes like salty watered down cola.
Beef and Broccoli is impossible to make on your own, only restaurants know the magic.
Mangoes smell like feet.
Beat steak I ever had was cooked in a frying pan with just butter.
It’s aight, it’s just too expensive. Ten bucks for a tiny ass bowl? Vietnamese make godlike eggrolls, though.
-Juices and smoothies of any and all variety suck. They’re a waste of calories, often too sweet, and too expensive. Don’t even try to get me to replace my meals with them cause they aren’t filling for shit. Fuck off with that Jamba Juice and Smoothie King. Whole fruit or bust.
-Golden Corral is good. I don’t care if they keep their food next to the dumpster on health inspection days.
-IHOP, Waffle House, and other breakfast chains aren’t worth the money. You’re always hungry like an hour after eating unless you order lots of meat, in which case why the hell are you eating at these places?
-Tepid water>Ice water. Ice your liquor and your soda if you want. You’re supposed to make it last. But water? Chug it down.
-Bran flakes are yummy. Not raisin bran, just bran flakes. Lucky Charms is better without marshmallows. Frosted Flakes is ass.
-Eggs should only be eaten scrambled or hard boiled.
-Quantity>Quality.
No shit? I usually like them grilled. Never tried pan fried.
@SoVi3t Ohhhhhh… let me find dat mango feet girl!!! Some petite but boobed islander, I’m imagining.
Wooo yeah, boy…
Gordon Ramsay does his like this. you don’t have to be fancy. Just as much heat as possible, fast hand work so you don’t burn it, and timing of the ingredients. I’ve tailored the process to perfection in my oven that only gets to 500. I doubt that’s the actual temp even. But it don’t matter 'cause any hotter than that and I probably couldn’t handle it.
I want to get a charcoal chimney so I can experience making truly rare steaks.
Yeah actually Ramsey was who I got the recipe from.
Where u going to get little bowls of pho for ten bucks? I pay under ten after taxes, for a huge ass extra large bowl.
Franks Hot Sauce is too fucking expensive, and barely tastes good. Every flavour they have that isn’t their normal one is fucking putrid garbage unfit for your pallette.
Does that huge titty chick do porn? Most chick’s with tits like that, especially black girls, are cellulite riddled disasters.
Jackfruit is just a strictly worse durian. I think the only advantage it has on durian is not smelling bad. But it tastes, in a way, like durian smells while being sour in the worst way possible. It’s nauseating.
New York pizza sucks.
all fast food places suck. idc, they do. ill eat there because its convenient but i dont REALLY like it.
99% of chinese food places suck, so when u find one thats good ride that dick. st louis has the best chinese food ive ever had in my life. idc what real chinese food tastes like.
i wanna try those fried chocolate bugs they be selling in other countries
american black people food is whack
jamaican food>puerto rican food. curry goat and rice is the GOAT
if you get pepperoni on pizza you dont deserve to eat pizza.
pho DOES suck. so does chipotle and in n out. 5 guys is too greasy, this goes back to my first comment.
ribs are the most overrated meat.
bar food>fast food
tater tots are for kids and fucking loser neckbeards. dont ever order them.