hmm i need to get some money up in my account so i can play you guys
Mike Matusow on the 2007 WSOP champion:
http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/26806
Sound like Mike might be right on Lee Watkinsonâs play. And I think Khan knew Yang will call with anything and thought AQ suited was good enough to play.
damn go mike
So I went on tilt after bubbling a tourney and decided to try and double up big in 2/4
Ex_Matt: posts small blind $2
DCal Zone: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ex_Matt [Qs Qh]
jerkhead: folds
gambler2k4: folds
Cluso: raises $103.45 to $107.45 and is all-in
Paulus_rus: folds
Ex_Matt: raises $47.55 to $155 and is all-in
DCal Zone: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd Js 3h]
*** TURN *** [Qd Js 3h] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Js 3h Tc] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ex_Matt: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
Cluso: shows [9c Ks] (a straight, Nine to King)
Cluso collected $215.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $218.90 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Js 3h Tc 5s]
I dunno what to even think about this. I dunno whats worse. The fact I was teased by flopping the nuts, the fact that if he had AK its not a bad beat really, or the fact that hes shoving $107 into a pot of $6 with a piece of shit King.
Fuck Poker.
Shortstackers need to get aids and die in a fire, what would possess you to do such an inherently disgusting thing?
Hey N-Ken are u in TS since ur under 21?
Just turned 21 and nah have to save up for vegas and shit plus didnt know anyone immediately from around here that was going.
lol.
Sigh, so my ride home along with about 5 other tourney superstars just got busted from TS for smoking weed and setting off the alarms. it should probably be on 2+2 soon loooooooool. But now Iâm stuck here without a ride home. the good news was I was in the room but then decided to leave because it was so cramped, so I guess I run kinda good in life.
I did drop 1200 playing online tourneys instead of playing the 200r tho.
looooool who was with you?
Sigh Shaun fucking deebâŚ
oh lol bill ivey + others nice.
I hate Shaundeeb lol
I dunno if you heard about a story where a guy had 6d6 against 88 after the bubble of event #1, and then 66 hit a straight flush to win, but afterwards, Shaun Deeb told the guy to âhump the tableâ and say lol donkaments, and he humped the table. Sighhhhh.
Bill Ivey, BKice, the toilet, among others. The only ones to get out where grindermj and me i think
rofl
sounds like a lot of fun up there, aside from the getting banned and not having a ride home and etc.
Ah, I figured they potsed the story. sighâŚ
Gonna get about 4 hours of sleep now thanks to railing/gossiping. Fuck TS for starting their donkaments at 10 am.
Are you fucking RETARDED? Learn to read.
How is it stupid if I play it smart? I suppose its my fault I got my money in with a dominating hand and still lost right?
For your info, I was never down money at the table you snotty piece of shit. Where do you play at? What have you ever won? Have you even cashed any events? Next time I cash for more than $100 in a tourney Iâll play you heads up since you think youâre sucha G. I suck shit at heads up so let me know what its gonna be.
Try reading comprehension you piece of trash, I said shortstacking is disgusting, it can be moneymaking but youâre still a douche for doing it, shortstackers fucking ruin games because it forces EVERYONE to play shortstack poker. I dont give a flying fuck about youâre whiny bad beat stories, I and anyone else who plays regularly has worse 20+ times a day, youâve indicated by your posts that you are fucking retarded and likely suck at poker based on the garbage ass hands you post.
LOL. Ya ok. Iâm sure that happens to you 20+ times a day. Youâre fucked in the head.
I SAID I WENT ON TILT only fucking reason I short stacked it. Also I turned $11 into over $200 on the day so I felt like gambling with what I had after losing a cooler on the bubble for the 50k gtd. All I was hoping to do was wait for a hand and double up off it then leave the table. I got my hand and unfortunately got fucked over. No shit it happens.
So Iâll repeat myself. I guess if getting your money in with the best hand and losing means you suck at poker, then I guess I suck at poker. Because I rarely get my money in bad. Are you telling me youâre folding Queens pre-flop playing 6 max?? No way in hell youâre folding in the spot I was in.
I dont see how short stackers ruin games either. Youâre just some pussy playing by the book poker by the sounds of it. You donât have the balls to bluff at a pot, or to reraise someone if you sense weakness. You probably sit there and play your hand like a fucking tool.
So tell me, where do you play? Whats your stars name? Iâd really like to know.
Iâd laugh if youâre just some cock sniffing prick who thinks hes badass cause he can pull a few buy ins from a Casino game. Casino games have some of the worst players Iâve ever seen and its really a gamble fest at certain levels of play. And I highly doubt youâre playing anything above 1/2 NL, or 2/5 NL at most.
Iâm not the best player but you act like youre the shit. Buddy you aint shit.
loooooool
Yeah losing 20+ 70/30s a day is nothing, I play sngs happens all day. I have no need to get in a pissing match with you over results, Im happy with mine, and if you really wanted to find out my stars name it wouldnt be hard. Shortstacking sucks for people who like to play real poker because the shortstackers limit the effective stacks and force it to be a preflop game as opposed to actually playing real poker, LOL at playing âbook pokerâ just because good players like to play with deep stacks.
I didnât call you a by the book player because you sit with the table max.
I usually sit with the table max (not gonna re-explain why I sat short). And notice I was calling his all-in, not shoving like a mad man.
You should get off your high horse if youâre grinding sit n goâs.
Still wont tell me your stars name? Iâm not gonna judge you on your stats, mine arenât impressive either so why would I judge yours? I just wanna watch you play while Iâm playing a MTT sometime.
W/e, simple anti shortstacker comment, you keep commenting on the hand itself when I never gave a fuck about the hand, I saw the stacksize and said ew gross. And lol at telling me to get off my high horse when you bragged about turning 11 into 200 rofl, Im sorry you are obviously a genius of game theory I shall respect your authoritae.
I wasnt bragging about anything. Your just putting words into my mouth now.
And your original post readmore like âWTF are you doing you fucking idiot playing a short stack?? ARWRARRR THATS NOT RIGHT!!â
Still being a pussy too, wont play me headsup, wont even tell me your stars name, but you wanna talk like youâre some brilliant player who everyone should listen to. If Iâm so bad you should be jumping at my challenge.
lmao
DONKAMENTS!!!
i love it.