The Official Poker Thread

KrassHole · July 13, 2007, 12:43am

that is fucking amazing.

rsigley · July 13, 2007, 1:24am

nice good luck

i got busted on hand 3 of day 1b lol

Javi · July 13, 2007, 1:48am

just dropping in to say hi.

loborine · July 13, 2007, 9:44pm

when ya play srk tourney… do you play for money? cause i wana play just to see how good you guys are but no money.

Javi · July 13, 2007, 9:45pm

playing poker with play money is like riding a bicycle with training wheels.

rewrew · July 16, 2007, 9:06pm

Go go rain khan!

watson · July 16, 2007, 9:19pm

all i can say is … WOW. good job hevad, you played well, you did everything you needed to so far. keep focus and get that top prize. anything less… its uncivilized!!! win so you can hand out degree for free to everyone at EVO!!! thanks

pz
watts

KrassHole · July 17, 2007, 7:01am

I hope hevad has better fucking luck than I do

WHAT THE FUCK

PokerStars Game #10979441581: Tournament #55429380, $3.00+$0.30 Hold’em No Limit - Level XII (600/1200) - 2007/07/16 - 23:02:41 (ET)
Table ‘55429380 99’ 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: banger92 (10111 in chips)
Seat 2: GKD33 (34183 in chips)
Seat 3: pokey91 (6426 in chips)
Seat 4: elvitto (21070 in chips)
Seat 5: Ex_Matt (33869 in chips)
Seat 6: killersalami (59768 in chips)
Seat 7: JohnFR (38555 in chips)
Seat 8: terrybear111 (27783 in chips)
Seat 9: VISAGIO (23455 in chips)
banger92: posts the ante 125
GKD33: posts the ante 125
pokey91: posts the ante 125
elvitto: posts the ante 125
Ex_Matt: posts the ante 125
killersalami: posts the ante 125
JohnFR: posts the ante 125
terrybear111: posts the ante 125
VISAGIO: posts the ante 125
Ex_Matt: posts small blind 600
killersalami: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ex_Matt [8c 8h]
JohnFR: folds
terrybear111: folds
VISAGIO: folds
banger92: folds
GKD33: folds
pokey91: folds
elvitto: folds
Ex_Matt: calls 600
killersalami: raises 3600 to 4800
Ex_Matt: raises 28944 to 33744 and is all-in
killersalami: calls 28944
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7c 8s]
killersalami said, “nh”
*** TURN *** [Ks 7c 8s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7c 8s Jc] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ex_Matt: shows [8c 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
killersalami: shows [Qh Td] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
JohnFR said, "sooo standard"
killersalami collected 68613 from pot
killersalami said, “sorry”
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68613 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 7c 8s Jc As]

YEA LETS CALL 33K PRE FLOP WITH QUEEN FUCKING HIGH. HOLY SHIT. 30 spots from the god damn fucking money too, thats what pisses me off the most. Waste 3 hours playing great poker only to have some fucking mentally challenged fuck face suck out. Un fucking beleivable.

f_man · July 17, 2007, 9:21am

you people confuse me

is it hevad (rainkhan)

or

vietkhan in the tournament?

N-Ken · July 17, 2007, 10:44am

VietKhan is his SRK name, Rainkhan is his everywhere else name. Same person.

margalis · July 17, 2007, 12:13pm

What did you want him to call with? AA?

You bet five times the size of the pot with a mediocre hand.

Of course your opponent was a moron to call with the hand he had, but that was the best possible hand you could have been facing. There was really no hand that could call you there that would be more than a slight underdog.

You were asking to lose, and you did. Don’t make a huge bet against the one guy that has you outchipped when any call is a coin flip at best.

KrassHole · July 18, 2007, 12:05am

You mean the guy thats been playing back at me the whole tournament?

You know nothing of the situation. I knew he had a shit hand because he wouldnt try to play me out of the hand when it was folded round to the blinds. Yest it was a battle of the blinds. I had the best of it and he was just another moron that gets rewarded for being retarded.

insanelee · July 18, 2007, 11:43am

Dear insanelee,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. 
A $5,562.01 award has been credited to your Real Money account. 
 
You earned 1060.36 tournament leader points in this tournament. 
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at 
http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html


http://www.pokerhand.org/?1274934

DaFlipMastaXV · July 18, 2007, 11:51am

nice score sir is that the 20k guaranteed @ 7?

insanelee · July 18, 2007, 12:32pm

uh nto the 7pm one, an earlier one i think.

heres the hand that crippled him.

yes i know. hush. i win!!

DaFlipMastaXV · July 18, 2007, 12:46pm

7 pm est

Toshin · July 18, 2007, 7:51pm

seems like an SRK weekend of poker, Hevad…mr lee…cashs everywhere

Spyro · July 18, 2007, 9:58pm

That’s a big part of no limit tourneys, one big hand is all it takes. The reason I hate donkaments. They are still very profitable though, so many donks online.

Cash games FTW.

DaFlipMastaXV · July 19, 2007, 12:40am

Does anyone play NL cash online here? (preferrably SH)

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