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sup zscan, where have u been on Poker lately? set up a tourney again please =)

This monthā€™s quest for me. $3000 in just bonus earnings. Planning for $5000 in overall earnings.

The plan is to 4 table for 5 hours a day for a total of at least 20 tablehours per day. The least profitable bonus Iā€™m going to be chasing will be at Absolute with a clear rate of about $5.60 per tablehour. Even at this rate, thatā€™ll average out to slightly more than $100 per day. Obviously better bonuses will pop up and the overlay will give me a couple days off should I need them.

As far as availability goes, I have it mapped out like this. Just bonuses pending right now.
Poker Stars: $150
Check n Raise: $370 left
Poker Room: $200
Paradise: $380 left
Absolute: $1550
Hold em Poker: $666
Poker Blue: $460 (bad bonus)
Full Tilt: $240 (borderline)
Hollywood: $950 (bad at 2/4, borderline at 3/6)
Ultimate Bet: $480 (very bad bonus)

So just in bonuses that I have sitting around that are Absolute schedule or better, I have over $3300 to clear. Bad bonuses are probably not necessary.

Also in monthlies.
Will Hill: $40
Caribbean Sun: $40
Interpoker: $90 (at minimumā€“with another promotion probably better)
Poker Plex: $50
Bet 365: $100

Thatā€™s $320 right there. So in bonuses that are either sitting waiting to be seized or in bonuses that are guaranteed to be here, I have more than enough to complete the quest.

That doesnā€™t take into account that at least $600-800 in good reloads will be available (counting good as better than Absolute). So bonus availability for this month isnā€™t really the issue, itā€™s just whether or not I can actually complete the hands required.

Iā€™m going to see exactly how profitable the job of bonus whore can be.

ā€“Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

how much of a bankroll are you using to get 3k in bonuses?

how the heck did you get such a big bonus at paradise, signup and reload was like max $200.

Paradise bonuses stack and never expire. I really dislike Paradise as a poker roomā€¦note taking is inefficient, you canā€™t see if you have notes on someone, etc. Also the hands per hour is some of the slowest on the net with the winner having to click a button to show cards (not like you can fold the winning hand, but it makes you actually click ā€œshow winning handā€ or waits for a few seconds or shows it anyways), so Iā€™m not a fan of the room.
But the nice thing about it is that since the bonuses donā€™t expire, every time they have a bonus I put some money in and take it out the next day, sometimes playing a little bit, sometimes not. Thatā€™s also how bonus money has piled up at Absolute and Ultimate Bet, other bonuses that stack and donā€™t expire.

Iā€™m not altering my normal bankroll for this month. I usually keep between $3000 and $5000 as my operating roll. This month Iā€™m operating with about $4200 since I wanted to pay myself a round number for last month. Since Iā€™m going to play small stakes limit games this month, I donā€™t need a very large roll, but I keep it at about this level so I can have a cash reserve to hit up extra bonuses (as well as rolling over my Absolute bonus periodically).

ā€“Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

Viscant: Im curious to see how well you can play in the casino environment. If you want to meet up at one of the sd casinos on Nov. 11 or Nov. 12 ill be there.

I donā€™t like playing in a B&M setting. Itā€™s fun sometimes but most of the time itā€™s just boring. Sitting there trying to play a TAG game, and not getting cardsā€¦itā€™s like a form of torture to me. My earn rate is far lower playing 1 table B&M, even though the players are worse, compared to the internet where Iā€™m playing 4 tables and getting paid a bonus for all that play.

But I might be up for it just to get out of the house. The day you go or the day before email or AIM me and I might drop by.

ā€“Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

Whatā€™s a good amount of money to have to start to bonus whore, and what are some of the better starting bonuses out there?

Ideally you want to have at least $500 to start bonus chasing but you really donā€™t even need that much. A good guide for how to get started on whoring is written up here: http://bonuswhores.com/bonus-whoring-101.php

ā€“Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

Bah, I was about to post that bonus whore link.

EDIT: I was gettin runover by people callin my top pair with second pair and hitting trips or their kicker. Stuck about 40 BBs (around $80), till this happened

Hand #9173798-11861 at Ballynahinch ($1/$2 Holdā€™em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 02/Nov/05 22:55:06

 tutawapiga is at seat 0 with $47.50.
 CUat_the_rvr is at seat 1 with $71.25.
 burnedpiston is at seat 2 with $63.75.
 gaoshou is at seat 3 with $45.50.
 Black 8ces is at seat 4 with $22.75.
 tomeeboy is at seat 5 with $30.75.
 booshiet1 is at seat 6 with $77.
 rc169 is at seat 7 with $90.75.
 bozu57 is at seat 8 with $86.50.
 noplayer is at seat 9 with $32.
 The button is at seat 4.
 
 tomeeboy posts the small blind of $.50.
 booshiet1 posts the big blind of $1.

 tutawapiga:  -- --
 CUat_the_rvr:  -- --
 burnedpiston:  -- --
 gaoshou:  -- --
 Black 8ces:  Ts Qh
 tomeeboy:  -- --
 booshiet1:  -- --
 rc169:  -- --
 bozu57:  -- --
 noplayer:  -- --

Pre-flop:

      rc169 calls.   bozu57 folds.   noplayer folds.  
      tutawapiga folds.   CUat_the_rvr folds.   burnedpiston
      folds.   gaoshou calls.   Black 8ces calls. **Little suspect, but I was on tilt**    tomeeboy
      raises to $2.   booshiet1 folds.   rc169 calls.  
      gaoshou calls.   Black 8ces calls.    

Flop (board: Qc 2s 4c): Perfect Flop, Decided I was gonna jam, these two were loose crazy players

      tomeeboy bets $1.   rc169 folds.   gaoshou raises to
      $2.   Black 8ces re-raises to $3.   tomeeboy re-raises
      to $4.   gaoshou calls.   Black 8ces calls.   

Turn (board: Qc 2s 4c Qd): Even better

      tomeeboy bets $2.   gaoshou calls.   Black 8ces raises
      to $4.   tomeeboy calls.   gaoshou calls.   

River (board: Qc 2s 4c Qd 7h): Did I miss a bet here? I figured I couldā€™ve been beat after they called my re-raise

      tomeeboy bets $2.   gaoshou folds.   Black 8ces calls. 

Showdown:

Black 8ces shows Ts Qh.
Black 8ces has Ts Qh Qc Qd 7h: three queens.

And my opponent?

tomeeboy shows 5d Ad.
tomeeboy has 5d Ad Qc Qd 7h: a pair of queens.

Hand #9173798-11861 Summary:

$1 is raked from a pot of $37.
Black 8ces wins $36 with three queens.

so any party players going for this?

http://partypoker.com/news/events/3_billionth_hand.html

okay so i cracked aces with a runner runner straightā€¦i think that guy forget to protect his hand until the river when he got beat

PS: the chat in the middle of the hand is hilarious

***** Hand History for Game 2961247176 *****
$25 NL Texas Holdā€™em - Monday, October 31, 20:48:34 EDT 2005
Table Table 65041 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: uhadmycard ( $36.31 )
Seat 2: yeiser11 ( $25.35 )
Seat 3: bimpliskit ( $19.54 )
Seat 5: athrun2887 ( $32.55 )
Seat 6: smaz12 ( $17.36 )
yeiser11 posts small blind [$0.10].
bimpliskit posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to athrun2887 [ Tc Qc ]
smaz12: i had 5 aces
uhadmycard: pretended to have 8
athrun2887 calls [$0.25].
smaz12 folds.
bimpliskit: marvel at your self in the mirror not on this website
uhadmycard folds.
yeiser11 raises [$0.65].
>You have options at Table 65451 (6 max) Table!.
bimpliskit folds.
athrun2887 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Kh, 6c ]
yeiser11 checks.
smaz12: what, you never had 5 of a kind, called quints
athrun2887 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
yeiser11 checks.
athrun2887 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
yeiser11 bets [$1.70].
smaz12: lol
athrun2887 raises [$3.40].
smaz12: i am having fun
smaz12: getting XXXXty hands
yeiser11 raises [$7.30].
athrun2887 raises [$12.60].
smaz12: what kind of betting is this nonsense?
yeiser11 is all-In [$15.60]
bimpliskit: both have ten queen
athrun2887 calls [$8.60].
athrun2887 shows [ Tc, Qc ] a straight, ten to ace.
yeiser11 doesnā€™t show [ Ac, As ] three of a kind, aces.
athrun2887 wins $48.95 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.

posted by requestā€¦ also itā€™s a rather uninteresting hand because iā€™d rather see the hand instead of getting paid off.

PokerStars Game #2996755668: Holdā€™em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2005/11/07 - 13:31:50 (ET)
Table ā€˜Asterion Vā€™ Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: itslog1 ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 3: The_Dad_Man ($35.60 in chips)
Seat 4: EduFigueira ($20.95 in chips)
Seat 5: el rookie ($1.85 in chips)
Seat 6: oxio ($10.40 in chips)
Seat 8: CyberNine ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 9: o]O2[o ($12.40 in chips)
messa will be allowed to play after the button
CyberNine: posts small blind $0.05
o]O2[o: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to itslog1 [Kd Td]
The_Dad_Man said, "gotta go back to work Iā€™ll play 'till my dealā€¦"
itslog1: calls $0.10
K9 Gromit joins the table at seat #1
The_Dad_Man: raises $0.10 to $0.20
EduFigueira: folds
el rookie: folds
oxio: folds
CyberNine: folds
o]O2[o: folds
itslog1: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ad Jd]
itslog1: checks
The_Dad_Man: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc Ad Jd] [8d]
itslog1: checks
The_Dad_Man: bets $0.25
itslog1: calls $0.25
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ad Jd 8d] [Qd]
itslog1: checks
The_Dad_Man: bets $0.50
itslog1 said, "one sec"
The_Dad_Man said, "how big is yours?..lol"
itslog1: raises $1.50 to $2
The_Dad_Man: calls $1.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
itslog1: shows [Kd Td] (a Royal Flush)
The_Dad_Man: mucks hand
itslog1 collected $4.80 from pot
The_Dad_Man said, ā€œyeaā€¦ā€
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.05 | Rake $0.25
Board [Qc Ad Jd 8d Qd]
Seat 2: itslog1 showed [Kd Td] and won ($4.80) with a Royal Flush
Seat 3: The_Dad_Man mucked [5c 5d]
Seat 4: EduFigueira folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 5: el rookie folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 6: oxio (button) folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 8: CyberNine (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: o]O2[o (big blind) folded before Flop

FullTiltPoker Game #282413712: Table Pacific Palisades - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Holdā€™em - 23:34:50 ET - 2005/11/07
mk16hky adds $10
Seat 1: Massacre27345 ($7.35)
Seat 2: kingbollas ($9.65)
Seat 3: PhilBluff ($9.25)
Seat 5: Rocketman__1 ($4.75)
Seat 6: Marneto ($7.45)
Seat 7: rookie71PSU ($7.40)
PhilBluff posts the small blind of $0.10
Rocketman__1 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marneto [9c 8d]
Marneto calls $0.25
rookie71PSU calls $0.25
Massacre27345 folds
kingbollas folds
PhilBluff raises to $0.75
Rocketman__1 folds
Marneto calls $0.50
rookie71PSU calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ah 9d 3s]
PhilBluff bets $0.75
Marneto calls $0.75
rookie71PSU calls $0.75
flinx300 sits down
*** TURN *** [Ah 9d 3s] [4d]
flinx300 adds $10
PhilBluff checks
Marneto checks
rookie71PSU bets $5.90, and is all in
PhilBluff folds
Marneto calls $5.90
rookie71PSU shows [6d Ac]
Marneto shows [9c 8d]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 9d 3s 4d] [8s]
rookie71PSU shows a pair of Aces
Marneto shows two pair, Nines and Eights
Marneto wins the pot ($15.75) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Marneto: lolzer
rookie71PSU is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.55 | Rake $0.80
Board: [Ah 9d 3s 4d 8s]
Seat 1: Massacre27345 didnā€™t bet (folded)
Seat 2: kingbollas (button) didnā€™t bet (folded)
Seat 3: PhilBluff (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Rocketman__1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Marneto showed [9c 8d] and won ($15.75) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 7: rookie71PSU showed [6d Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces

I accidently clicked call on the turnā€¦ Lolzerā€¦ I was like omgomgomgogomgogmg

sit n goā€™s r yummy and make money

Mike Infinite is a stud.

ahha i played $10 with the money we made Mikeā€¦then i went to the dime tables and lost on this hand

I held A 8 spades in the BB and called a small bet

flop came 5 2 K all spades.

i check, opponent bets, i reraise, and he calls. turn came a K

with half my chips in the pot, i was already pot committed and he bet small, and i go all-in. iā€™m guessing he was on a K getting trips.

river came a rag

opponent wins with 22 for full house. the nuts arenā€™t the nuts until the river i guess =(

i still have enough for 1 tourney =D

what is so good about sit and gos again?

Just started playing online poker and this thread has helped my game quite a bit so far.

Iā€™m starting out small playing $1-$3 tourney 9 seat tables. 1 problem i am having with my game is when i get down to the final 2. 1 on 1 with blinds usually being quite high. I dont know why but i seem to lose a LOT of the time in this situation, is there any methods or certain things you should and shouldnā€™t do?

I usually get caught trying to steal the blinds when getting low on chips (or just greedy) and end up being pulled all in and losing. I dont like to play many hands in the early stages when there are still a lot of people on the table and save my chips for solid hands but i feel if i do this in the 1on1 iā€™ll lose out to the blinds too quick so my whole gameplan goes out the window and i play hands i would normally fold.

Any advice on 1 on 1 play would be appreciated.

my method is go all in every ace or king. any pocket pair go all in. Then the hand after go all in again. Just do a lot of all ins and hope to have live cards.