The Official NBA 2014-2015 Thread: Simp City

Danny Ainge is a fucking thief. He’s out here robbing motherfuckers blind. White bandit picking Brooklyn’s pockets. Also lol @ every article talking about how Cleveland is clearing cap to go after Lebron. He ain’t going back. That team isn’t attractive at all and Dan Gilbert acted like a bitch.

Kupchak,Ainge,Hinkie, and Morey pull off some of the best trade rapes ever.

Creating all that space for LeBron. Cavs trading away a first rounder (I.e. potential 1st overall pick).

If LeBron DOESN’T go back to Cleveland, he’s pretty much a dick.

At least it’s nearly over. Make a decision please.

Ainge doesn’t do trades…he just thieves…

I’m waiting for him to find a way to have all 29 picks First round picks one year…

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Looks like it involves Wiggins, just trade Waiters yo.

Idk what’s happening now.

To be fair to Lebron all of this is media driven, he hasn’t said anything and the Nets have been trying to trade for Jarrett Jack for about 3 weeks now.

This is nothing new.

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Funny thing about Ainge is that before 2008 there were talks of firing him. He basically rented KG and Ray Allen, and then traded them for greater assets than what he got them for. Dude owns the Nets’ draft for the next 4 years.

You know he is going to flip Rondo in some ludicrous deal as well.

Melo apparently told Phil to get rid of Bargnani and Stoudemire to sign LeBron. lol, Phil is good but not a wizard. I’m amazed he managed to get rid of Felton, if he does manage to move those two sucky contracts and sign LeBron it means in one month he somehow fixed all of Dolan’s garbage and should be executive of the decade. I already have him with executive of the year for getting rid of Felton.

All that matters is that JR Smith remains on the Knicks roster for added LOL factor.

So Ray Allen is linked to Cleveland now because LeBron is linked there

I need some Ross color commentary “Oh and he shoots ANOTHER 3 pointer! Oh the lack of humanity! The horror!”

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If Phil moved BOTH their contracts and got LBJ…wow…LAL would have f#cked up haha

Imagine being Jim Buss and watching Phil switch organizations, clean house a year early, and land BOTH of the big FAs you were targeting.

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I found that online on the Rockets message boards and I had to share it.

BTW if this goes through I can’t think of any other comparison to the inexplicable return of Lebron James to the Cleveland Cavaliers in real legitimate sports. I can’t recall of any moment when the franchise player and gravy train leaving under such bad circumstances with his employer to go to a more successful team. The only comparison is in fake sports. This is akin to Ric Flair being fired by WCW back in 91 and taking their championship belt out of spite and giving it to McMahon and signing with WWF, being awarded their championship, and then returning to WCW two years later. The Lebron return would be every bit as unrealistic as Flair’s

How does forcing Utah to pay Hayward the max help Charlotte at all? It doesn’t.

This is simply a case of the Hornets targetting the player they want and swallowing that they’ll have to overpay a bit to get him. Just like any other RFA. Personally, I think he’ll live up to the money.

Melo chose the Knicks.

Noah mad.

Where did you see that?

edit: Nevermind just read the NY Daily News article.

All I gotta show is this:

at least something happened. maybe. we’ll see.

NBA Free Agency:
Where something happens

Knicks fans aren’t even delusional enough to believe Phil can get rid of Amare’s and Andrei’s contracts, don’t know how anyone could believe that. If there was a team dumb enough to do it, it would be the Sixers and surprisingly even they said hell no. They gonna have to ride that out.

In better news Pop got an extension with the Spurs, so yay! More years of Duncan dominance incoming.