The Official 2016 Offseason NFL Thread: No more football-less Sundays till February!

Man its going to be funny here when the stiller’s secondary gets torched and james harrison is gonna be out here on the radio like, “man what we showed out there on thursday was substandard and we gotta improve and we’ll get them in the playoffs”

The moral of the story is that the NFL sucks at punishing players and should really stop trying to play God. It should hire independent investigators to handle this shit because whenever it goes to court they get their asses handed to them.

He needs to be some place that’s happy for him to play in a quick / improvised fashion but probably not as a guy that takes 100% of the balls because he’s too fragile for that. RG3 needs to play alongside another guy as a dynamic option for keeping the defence on their toes.

Chip’s trolling aside he honestly could go to Philly. Barkley could go into the trade and Barkley would work in Gruden’s west coast drop back offence. Philly could use him as a number two and if anyone can fix him and get back his early form it’s Bruce Arians. Trading between the Skins / Eagles is easy as well as it’s within NFC east and they’ve done it before with McNabb.

Other than that RG3s mobility is probably best suited to Seattle. He’s not Russell Wilson but he’s probably the best chance they’ve got outside of Russell Wilson of replicating him if they need a backup.

As a Pats fan I say, let the games begin. Fairly confident Kraft is gonna punch Goodell in the dick for taking those picks.

There’s only one man who can stop brady now!!!

Spoiler

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Shut up cheater

Well RIP league. We will have to deal with Omega level Brady getting revenge on the league for all this treason.

I still put my Faith in Breesus Christ

Suh when he sees Brady on the ground.

Suh postgame -“Completely unintentional, I’m not a dirty player, I just play the game.”

Goodell is done now.

Wins the Superbowl and in the off season, beats the NFL.

Cue MC Hammer’s “Can’t touch this!”

The only upside to this…is that the Cowboys will be forced to play against Omega Brady.

Donald Trump on Brady - “He’s a very honorable guy and an honest guy.”

I think you meant to say winner. That’s all that matters. We just happen to skirt the rules better than other teams.

https://twitter.com/JOEL9ONE/status/639450920074371076

That’s not Eli Manning…

Unsurprisingly Goodell will skip the Season Opener.

Yeah, in the end Goodell ended up suspending himself for one game.

I can’t wait for Thursday

Tonight, will quite possibly be Tebow’s final snaps in the NFL…I can only hope. Barkley, don’t let me down like you usually do. For once, I want you to do ok.

Patriots get away with everything since the Mayflower, what makes this so special?

This will be the event that crushes Goodell’s support base and start the chain reaction to his deposing.