The Official 2016 Offseason NFL Thread: No more football-less Sundays till February!

That’s Brady’s Dorian Grey-esque portrait.

Almost called that shit too. I knew Rex was gonna claim that dude that punched Geno. I just fucking knew it. Fuck Chip, Rex got that A+ Troll Game.

sigh Brady’s going to get off isn’t he?

Naw

Please

Look who’s gonna get canned by Darth Belichick

Well… Brady might get off clean, but he’s gonna have a hard time explaining this one to Giselle.

(Ben Affleck’s nanny when they were on a private jet to Vegas)

Man, Brady probably made her wear the rings while he was pounding her.

Enemkapali got picked up by the Bills lol.

Geno’s career is over. Reliable reports say he deserved the hit and in six weeks they’ll have someone better.

Lol

Brandon Marshall: “I feel like I was the only one in the organization that had the huevos to hold Jay Cutler accountable.” (on ESPN First Take)

Matt Forte: “I don’t see how he can possibly say that, because Brandon can’t even hold himself accountable.” (on the Rich Eisen show)

GODDAMN. I didn’t know Forte had those bombs!

it wasnt just about the money
he wagged his finger in dudes face as if to say you’ll get the money when you get it
if i decide to give it to you at all.

and he did this in front of everyone…
well thunder was going to turn to lighting at some point for that fruit ass move this nigga pulled.

and he got his face renovated for it.
i mean 6-10 weeks
he basically cut your season game to game earnings in half.

ek hopes that geno will be given back his job so he can tax him interest on that ticket.

My vikings looking like they gonna be a strong team this year.
LOL at Geno Smith. Apparently it was over something childish too… wtf is wrong with NFL players.

ANYONE know where i can watch the packers game? or a highlight stream showing plays for all the live games???

It’s on NFL Network.

OBVIOUSLY i dont have nfl network or else i wouldnt be asking…

It’s the starters for 1 Drive, I think you can live skipping out on Week 1.

ATDHe would likely have it. Just saying.

someone hooked me up. i got to see hundley in action, he looked comfortable. that abdull guy for detroit is going to be a stud this year