The Official 2011 Women's Madness Tournament! Salma Hayek crowned champ

I dunno man, that’s not the greatest picture of her, but quick google search shows me Somaya’s pretty hot…

Minka’s face seems more attractive to me though. She doesn’t have the body Somaya has…

Tough call.

Sorry bro. Somaya has really nice features, but any “enhancements” takes away from the attraction or what the tournament stands for IMO. Fleshrocks are one of those things. If she just hung on to those natural B’s or C’s it would’ve obviously been in her favor. Just my take.

lol Desiree would’ve been no contest. Sucks she didn’t make it in. (Along with Elena Satine but w/e)

But to me it’s not even about the girl having big real ones, it’s about them just being real overall. I can’t vote for fakeness, never have, never will.

Second Round Matchups posted in the second post!!!

Can we get some images in here?

no way i only vote on hte hotness of the name

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs** Scarlett Johansson**
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs** Jamie Chung**
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs** Christine Mendoza**
Thandie Newton vs** Minka Kelly**

it shouldn’t be. make the fools that want their ho to win post pics. the Cannon twins don’t fight on behalf of pro players. fuck outta here. :rofl:

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta :b: as far as google image thumbnails is concerned, this is the same girl to me :rofl:. coin flip
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci - Salma Hayek has aged better
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder - Lucy Pinder with the tiggos
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales - Laisa Andrioli, slightly less fake looking
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson - Suelyn Medeiros is smoldering. Love Rosie but she loses here.
Sharon Leal vs Shakira - Sharon Leal is just too cute
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson - Scarlett Johansson, the modern Marylin… her and Ryan broke up right anyon got the digits? lol
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis - Sofia Vergara latina cougar!
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung - Stacey Keibler is the perfect leggy blonde. George Clooney agrees.
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel - Jessica Biel, super fit and sexier facial features.
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup - Shes the hotter version of Lucy Pinder. Perfect tits FTW
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash - Christina Hendricks is the ultimate seductress I just wanna jump through my screen watching madmen
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta - Natalie Suliman, face over body on this one.
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis - Mila Kunis, ill give Vanessa a few years.
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams - Rachel McAdams is just a sweetheart. Im off the Esther Train.
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza - Aishwarya is supergorgeous, no contest.
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly - Thandie, the sweet little thing.

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci. Selma’s tittays are Grade A prime breast meat. Her face? Not so much.
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales. One has fake tits. Other does not.
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson. Suelyn is not to my taste.
Sharon Leal vs Shakira. Shakira tries too hard.
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson. Fuck chestrocks.
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis.

vergara w/ and w/o makeup

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Sofia Vergara has an average face w/o makeup. W/ makeup she looks like a clown whore[/details]

Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung. No contest
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel. I don’t fuck with midgets.
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup.

Keely Hazel looks like she had a stoke

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LOOK HOW ASYMMETRICAL HER MOUTH IS! Well her whole face is like that.

VS

http://www.trailershut.com/actor-images/jessica-stroup-6382.jpg

Stroup’s face is much better[/details]

Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash. Christina Hendricks is dumpy and Stacey Dash is an undying lich of hotness.
BEACHED WHALES AHOY

Spoiler

http://tcs.wisebrother.com/articles/images/christina_hendricks_swimsuit.jpg

It’s like a giant albino whale with cellulite.

Her face is wonky too

http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2011/06/christina_11_wenn5670894-thumb-450x292-25636.jpeg

The curtains don’t match the drapes either. Unnaturally red kool aid hair is bleh.
She was ok when she was on MTV’s Undressed though. Now blech

Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta

Rosa Acosta got butt implants and silicone injections

Spoiler

http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1309778644rosa_acosta_fakeazz.jpg

Here you can even see injection scars

http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1309778886rosa_acosta_fakeazz1.jpg

Versus all natural hotness

http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/gallery/natalie_suliman/natalie_suliman18.jpg

Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis. Mila’s muff eating game in Black Swan wins over mediocre Disney bitch.
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams. Fuck tats
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza. Fuck fake titted phlip whores
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly. Thandie Newton is pretty but she’s practically asexual compared to Minka.

they just don’t look fake to me but what do I know? I prefer the hips/ass/thighs area so…

anyway, lets see how far Rosario goes.

Second Round Matchups

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci

Easy. Sex wins.
Vote = Monica “Sex Personified” Bellucci

Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder

Titties.
Vote = 2nd in command of the Brit Tit Gang, Lucy “God Tier Tittes” Pinder

Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales

I’ll take the more explosive body any day.
Vote = Jessica Canizales

Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson

Explosions!!!
Vote = Suelyn Medeiros

Sharon Leal vs Shakira

This would be tougher if it was few years ago.
Vote = Shaikra Shakira

Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson

DAMN! Bad draf for the world’s hottest Weather Woman
Vote = Jackie Guerrido

Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis

Joke matchup
Vote = Sofia Vergara

Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung

Stacy will cruise to the finals. I can see it.
Vote = Stacy “Legs+Ass Combo” Keibler

Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel

Sorry Hayden. But Jessica is already where you wanna be.
Vote = Jessica Biel

Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup

The Brit Tit Commander takes out another pretty face.
Vote = Keely Hazell

Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash

Vampires FTW
Vote = Stacey Dash

Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta

Nigga please
Vote = Rosa Acosta

Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis

Bye bye, Mila.
Vote = Vanessa Morgan

Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams

:lol:
Vote = Esther “Perfection” Baxter

Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza

I’m all about explosive bodies. Rai’s pretty though.
Vote = Christina Mendoza

Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Thandie is serious business
Vote = Thandie Newton

This hsa been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Since when was it the host’s job to post pictures/videos?

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

reserved for second round…

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Hell yeah here we go…Second Round Match ups:

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci --this starts off with a tough one…this one is almost down to a coin flip. I’ll go with Salma on this. I don’t think she will hit the wall for at least a few more decades.

Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder–another tough one! Eh, Kelly Hu wins for me.

Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson --surprisingly… Sue’s ass is too serious though…you can’t deny its power.

Sharon Leal vs Shakira --haha, not even close.

Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung – Chung is cute, but it’s not enough against a nutbuster LEGEND like Stace.
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel - Two incredible pieces of ass here…yet another tough battle. Hayden has been in my M5™ elite ranks though, and has the slight edge. The fact that she’s a small, portable piece of hot ass is also adding to her advantage.

Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup.
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash.

** Natalie Suliman** vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams --simple one… I’ve bust more loads off to Esther, so she wins this.

Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza --another tough one, but Aish wins.

Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly --Minka is alright, sure… but Thandie is a former high-rank member of my M5™.

I vote for Sharon Leal and Esther Baxter

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Man you’re killing me :rofl:

Wtf Evilsamurai lol

99% of the girls in this tournament have gone under the knife for something and almost all of them will look like shit in candid photos without make up and photoshop. Not really fair to just point out a select few.

Also, I watched some CNN this morning and realized I should have voted in Robin Meade.
Who I am sure also had plastic surgery.

Oh hell ya she did.

Spoiler

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/9/8/98ejlc4q89dp98pc.jpg

Salma Hayek vs Monica Belluci
Kelly Hu vs Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli vs Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros vs Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara vs Leona Lewis
Stacey Keibler vs Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre vs Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell vs Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks vs Stacey Dash
Natalie Suliman vs Rosa Acosta
Vanessa Morgan vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai vs Christine Mendoza
Thandie Newton vs Minka Kelly

Hayden Panetierre even being in this is questionable at best. She looks like a deformed smurf made love to Lord Freizas dead body.