The Official 2011 Women's Madness Tournament! Salma Hayek crowned champ

part 2!
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
–Stace has legend status with me, easily. I’ve busted off so many loads to her it could repopulate this entire world several times over.

Jamie Chung vs Hyori —easily.

Hayden Panetierre (M5™) vs Zharick Leon

Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone

Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
(haha, where is she these days?)

Jessica Stroup (borderline M5™ status with me.) vs Kim Kardashian–also, if you’re looking up media on Jessica Stroup… check out videos. I don’t think there has been a single picture on the net that truly does her justice. She has to be seen in motion/video.

Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
–amazing. This broad’s tits are simply amazing.

**Ariana Grande **vs Stacey Dash-- this is where the blasphemy steps in. Sorry Stace. Ariana is a NEW LEGEND for me. The girl is off the goddamn charts in sex appeal, and she’s on the fast-track to M5™ status (probably a high rank in there too.) Keep an eye on this one, folks… she has guaranteed super-star status once she’s done with Nickelodeon (hopefully this is sooner rather than later. Strike while the iron is hot, babe!). Every single thing about this woman is so incredibly hot to me… she’s on another level. If she so much as touched me for a few seconds, I’d bust all over myself immediately.

Thandie Newton (where is she these days?!) vs Son Bam-Di --easy one. Thandie is former M5™ legend, and this other chick is just “ok” at best.

Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece <-hell yes.

Natalie HOLYSHIT Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried <—haha, not even close. Natalie for the easy win. Mandy is alright/cute, but it’s not enough against Nat.

**Brenda Song **vs Rosa Acosta — this is extremely tough, but I’ll side with Brenda here.

Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan <–so delicious…she’s a fresh one too.

Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis --this is a controversial one, no matter which way you vote, really… Serena has actually let her upper body’s muscular tone calm down a bit lately…so she’s looking surprisingly more feminine these days (and less like a He-man character in a skirt). The ass in particular is so irresistible for anyone that cares about big juicy booty-meat… on the other hand you have Mila’s superior face and the fact that she can fluently speak russian (which sounds very hot) but she’s lacking in the body department. It shouldn’t be a tough decision for me but it is… I can’t deny that ASS though. It’s power is too strong. I’d pay quite a bit of money just to grab, caress, and slap it for a period of at least 30 seconds…(that’s probably all I need). Serena wins.

Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood-- easy one.

Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes --surprisingly, Rachel.

Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews - very tough, but I’m going with Erin on this one. She was one of the main reasons I watched that season of Dancing with the Stars. Also, I still have that other “special” footage, and it is so very delicious. She is such a stunning, prime specimen.

**Christine Mendoza **vs Johanna Maldonado —this one was actually tough. I’m going to have to vote Christine though for an unusual reason… for some reason it seems tough to even find anything of decent quality with Ms. Maldonado. Christi on the other hand has a wealth of material out there, and is basically a legend on the net. I’ve bust off many times to her before, so she has the edge and takes the win.

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal
Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Hayden Panetierre vs Zharick Leon
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado

I am seriously starting to question some of you guys. A few of these were which one is less ugly… Or How the hell did she get on.

But 90% are :tup:

After some deliberation I have decided…

Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash**** - Ariana’s potential is too massive. Stacey is a vampire. I understand that. But there is an adorableness that Ariana has that Stacey cannot simply reach anymore. I’m going off potential here.

Vote = Ariana Grande**** (And because Final Justice somehow didn’t make the cut, I’m gonna try and push Ariana to the finals)

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

And I am now fully convinced that Victoria Justice not making the cut was because whomever decided she “wasn’t worthy” did it just to piss people off.

Damn, even the voting gets nerfed…

What happened to Kai Morae?

Ok…here goes…

Beyonce
Harumi Nemoto
Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales
Suelyn Medeiros
Rosario Dawson
Sharon Leal
Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo
Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara
Leona Lewis
Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre
Jessica Biel
Christina Millian
Kim Kardashian
Mouni Farro
Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton
Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman
Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman
Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter
Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai
Christine Mendoza

oh, i didn’t realize that the bracket was in the spoiler tag (bcuz i’m an idiot lol), some of these matchups are hilarious, the best always finds a way to win though.

First round match-ups:

Beyonce
Harumi Nemoto
Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder
Laisa Andrioli
Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros
Rosario Dawson
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit
Freida Pinto
Jackie Gueriddo
Scarlett Johansson
Nina Dobrev
Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler
Jamie Chung
Hayden Panetierre
Jessica Biel
Keely Hazell
Jessica Stroup
Christina Hendricks
Stacey Dash
Son Bam-Di
Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman
Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman
Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter
Rachel McAdams
Aishwarya Rai
Christine Mendoza

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
It pains me to vote against Salma Hayek but I have to give it to Beyonce,

Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs** Brooklynn Decker**

Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
I’ve never been a big fan of Rosario Dawson. One of the most overrated chicks in Hollywood I’d say.

Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal

Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Had to verify that Shakira no longer has her dreadlocks before I voted for her. :rofl:**
**

Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
who is Minea Blomqvist and who let her in? No contest here.

Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Easy match up and Scar Jo was one of my favorites but she lost a lot of weight. I’ll have to check in to see what her current curve situation is for future match ups.

Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Sofia Vergara is my number 2. She is too damn fine.

Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Love Leona Lewis’ eyes and Jenn isn’t even the hottest from the real world

Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard

Jamie Chung vs Hyori
I remember seeing Jamie Chung on the real world and her being one of the first asian celebrity types I found attractive.

Hayden Panetierre vs Zharick Leon
I wanted to vote against Hayden but Zharick Leon’s face looks kinda weird in pics. Almost

Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Didn’t want to vote for her cause her man shoulders freak me out but I have to give her the nod in this match up.

Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
bad draw for Christina.

Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian

Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Christina Hendricks is my number one. Just perfection to me.

Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
This was the hardest match up for me. In the end I have to vote for Stacey Dash but I have to say that Ariana Grande is the real reason to watch Victorious.

Thandie Newton vs** Son Bam-Di**
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado

Salma Hayek vs.** Beyonce **
Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal
Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Hayden Panetierre vs **Zharick Leon **
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado

Ariana Grande over Stacey Dash?

How?

I don’t understand?

Oh, and I’ve extended the deadline a few hours. Get those votes in!

nah it cant be the pedos i voted stacey

:rofl:

You gonna at vote or what son?

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal
Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Hayden Panetierre vs **Zharick Leon **
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado

No more votes after this will count toward the next round.

Ah damn, I thought that time said 8:00 PM, not 6:30…

Damn niggas can’t be anywhere on time, and I couldn’t avoid being an exception to the rule…

But isn’t it like only 5 P.M PST… give a nigga a break(I can’t believe I’m using other folks time zones as an excuse, gasp excuses? I’m turning into one of them*Uncle Ruckus voice)…

Voting has been extended 5 more hours for those of you who haven’t voted, but here’s the kick, you’re only allowed to decide one match which was a tie:

Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece

All other match ups have been decided.

^ To just end this I vote Minka Kelly because she doesn’t have fake tits.

^ Same, Minka Kelly

Since we are trying to get rid of all the plastic bitches I think…

But damn Somaya Reece is so damn fine…

what the hell is wrong with you?
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