part 2!
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
–Stace has legend status with me, easily. I’ve busted off so many loads to her it could repopulate this entire world several times over.
Jamie Chung vs Hyori —easily.
Hayden Panetierre (M5™) vs Zharick Leon
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
(haha, where is she these days?)
Jessica Stroup (borderline M5™ status with me.) vs Kim Kardashian–also, if you’re looking up media on Jessica Stroup… check out videos. I don’t think there has been a single picture on the net that truly does her justice. She has to be seen in motion/video.
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
–amazing. This broad’s tits are simply amazing.
**Ariana Grande **vs Stacey Dash-- this is where the blasphemy steps in. Sorry Stace. Ariana is a NEW LEGEND for me. The girl is off the goddamn charts in sex appeal, and she’s on the fast-track to M5™ status (probably a high rank in there too.) Keep an eye on this one, folks… she has guaranteed super-star status once she’s done with Nickelodeon (hopefully this is sooner rather than later. Strike while the iron is hot, babe!). Every single thing about this woman is so incredibly hot to me… she’s on another level. If she so much as touched me for a few seconds, I’d bust all over myself immediately.
Thandie Newton (where is she these days?!) vs Son Bam-Di --easy one. Thandie is former M5™ legend, and this other chick is just “ok” at best.
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece <-hell yes.
Natalie HOLYSHIT Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried <—haha, not even close. Natalie for the easy win. Mandy is alright/cute, but it’s not enough against Nat.
**Brenda Song **vs Rosa Acosta — this is extremely tough, but I’ll side with Brenda here.
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan <–so delicious…she’s a fresh one too.
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis --this is a controversial one, no matter which way you vote, really… Serena has actually let her upper body’s muscular tone calm down a bit lately…so she’s looking surprisingly more feminine these days (and less like a He-man character in a skirt). The ass in particular is so irresistible for anyone that cares about big juicy booty-meat… on the other hand you have Mila’s superior face and the fact that she can fluently speak russian (which sounds very hot) but she’s lacking in the body department. It shouldn’t be a tough decision for me but it is… I can’t deny that ASS though. It’s power is too strong. I’d pay quite a bit of money just to grab, caress, and slap it for a period of at least 30 seconds…(that’s probably all I need). Serena wins.
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood-- easy one.
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes --surprisingly, Rachel.
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews - very tough, but I’m going with Erin on this one. She was one of the main reasons I watched that season of Dancing with the Stars. Also, I still have that other “special” footage, and it is so very delicious. She is such a stunning, prime specimen.
**Christine Mendoza **vs Johanna Maldonado —this one was actually tough. I’m going to have to vote Christine though for an unusual reason… for some reason it seems tough to even find anything of decent quality with Ms. Maldonado. Christi on the other hand has a wealth of material out there, and is basically a legend on the net. I’ve bust off many times to her before, so she has the edge and takes the win.