The New TN Thread: The Flymike Haters Ball Presented by The Button!

Vergil looks exactly like one of the leasing agents from Squab’s old apartments.

What the FUCK…is up with video games these days? I’m gonna make my own… fuc dis industry…

Has anyone been able to make use of Jills Level3 ?
It seems to be useless w/0 a slow projectile type assist.
It works well with drones missles Dark hole but thats about all i can do.

It felt as if billions of voices cried out then were suddenly silenced

yea i was actuallythere when it happened. last weds to be exact, dude got robbed at gunpoint in smokemaxxs apt complex and i robbed maxx out of his hard earned money in marvel, shit was really fucked up

I just watched a trailer for that game for the first time (the one that reveals Virgil), and that game looks like complete basura caliente. What is this, 1996? Kirk Hammett called, he wants his haircut back.

It doesnt look THAT bad guys… its kind of just taken a more hollywood approach. Like I could see Dante played by Hayden Christensen and Vergil played by like some weird amalgamation of Michael Fasbender and Cilian Murphy.

No.

Dante is Cilian Murphy, who went on a rigorous diet to lose even more weight for the role.
Vergil is John Travolta with a hairpiece.
Hayden Christensen is Nero in the scene after the credits where KYRIE!(Emma Stone) gets captured.
Michael Fassbender is that dude from DMC3, the villian.
Chris Helmsworth is Dante’s Devil Trigger spirit that talks to him and helps him through difficult situations.

James Woods as Mundus.

(taken from IMDB)

Directed by Paul WS Anderson

Oh I forgot,

Anthony Hopkins as The Legendary BENJAMIN Sparda

James Woods as Mundus. Still.

Watching that made my face hurt.

No Anthony would not be caught dead in something like this. The person you are thinking of is Sir Ben Kingsley. Who, while at one time played Gandi, also has at least one Uwe Boll film on his resume.

lmao! i just watched the vergil trailer.

My thoughts on dmc so far from the videos i’ve seen:

1-Johnny is a gay fanboy
2-so is josh
3-the games combat looks somewhat cool but the game will still be ass
4- the graphical design looks just as terrible as RE6 does
5- dmc,dante,vergil are way overrated and so were the average at best games
6- bayonetta sucked

My thoughts on Darksiders 2 so far:

1- Don’t fuck with Death!
2- The game looks awesome! love the art style
3-music is fucking EPIC! especially boss fights
4-gameplay is really fun and a big improvement from darksiders. Death is way more versatile and agile than wars slow clunky ass.
5-fuck multiple reedemable codes for actual codes for dlc content! shit was annoying as hell to go tru.
6- Vigil games did not dissapoint and they need to get the license to the legacy of kain franchise and make some games with this kind of gameplay design.

I only trust 2 developers at this point to make good games that don’t dissapoint me and that’s Vigil games and Viceral games.

ok back to the game lol

Jas doesn’t like DMC because it was too hard for him especially DMC3( the one with Vergil) Jas quit on the first boss. Have fun with your fisher price action games Jas.

@ Sev: No one is totally protected from Hollywood. Anthony had some less than stellar flicks. Like that exorcism movie where he got the super strength, it wasn’t all that good. He’ll do the DMC movie as a favor, or to work with John Travolta.

@ Jas: Darksiders has a cool premise, but is largely overhyped by fans. The sequel looks more interesting than the first game, which was like a Zelda for MK/War Gods players. I’m more interested in the new Castlevania, even though I probably won’t buy it. I got TTT2 and Borderlands 2 on preorder. With nothing of intrigue on the horizon right now. Which is cool. I like a drought when big fighting games come out. I don’t have to worry about backlogs that I never get to anyway.

Speaking of action games, PS2 Shinobi is supposed to be on PSN today. Beat it in the 10th grade on all difficulties with all characters. Grew facial hair after beating final boss with Joe on super difficulty. Bought my first pair of clippers that same day. True story.

You mean like Dante’s Inferno?

Oh shit shinobi’s coming out??? Do want. I raged so hard at that game back in the day.

Hope most of the first part of this post is trolling, but you are right about Legacy of Kain needing to come back. Hell, they could just do an audiobook with Simon Templeton and that old fuck who does Raziel’s voice and I would listen to those two just talk all day. Love that series.

Foolishness, Capcom. Foolishness.

Do you know that I had to become a better person in life to beat that game? I couldn’t finish it, raged, and quit playing it during a period of time when basketball season started. It wasn’t until I got injured and was stuck at home with a broken shin that I sat down(no choice) and forced myself to play it until I beat it. If I fucked up and started dying, I’smd just take a break or played Soul Calibur 2 until I got my mind right. That game may have sped up my hormones or something. I started growing bits of facial hair while in the hospital but I swear that after I beat the game the 3rd time with Joe on super, I had a fucking chinstrap on my face. No lie.

That’s why I can remember moments with this game in such detail. Because so much shit happened during the period of it kicking my ass, that when I finally beat it for the 1st and 3rd times, I had triumphed in multiple areas. 2nd time on hard with Moritsune was nothing special. I lost so much that I eventually became untouchable and near perfect just to beat it with Hotsuma on normal. So even though Moritsune died faster, the fucker was so strong that I breezed through.

It was the only game for me on that gen of consoles that was that brutal to me. Anything else was 16 bit era or lower. Thats why I have so much respect for old school.