I’m going to play this prank on FlyMike. Except it will be Street Fighter x Tekken instead of the scary lady person.
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K’ is sick. Very good lockdown and pressure, good blockback, etc… He’s not as insane as he was in arcade but he still runs a train on certain members of the cast. I’ve seen Reynald and Bala both pick K’ out of nowhere to take care of a problem character and just wreck faces with him. I hear there is a set-up to make his sunglasses super a wake-up cross up trap.
I’d say Marvel is mash random, but the unreactable 50/50s is spot on.
Soul Calibur 5’s problem, in my opinion, is the ridiculous damage. Half of the cast is doing the same amount of damage of Astaroth right now, meaning there’s no point in even using a slow character. SC4 wasn’t like that. It’s not “masher friendly” in the slightest though, since knowing frames really gives you the advantage.
Just want to say there was still a bunch of fighting games being made by Capcom (or I guess technically published) between that time. The literally sequel, numerically at least, just happens to be 10 years apart. Just saiyin, like Goku.
And boy, look at you guys gettting your panties in a bunch over this game.! LOL! I actually have compiled a list of reasons why people like, dislike, or are on the fence about this game. Here goes:
People who don’t like the game
Severin-X: Severin is an old, facist German man who’s native land doesn’t believe in having fun…unless in deals with Bratwurst, Beer, and insanely disgusting porno.
Squab: Squab does not want to play this game because he doesn’t want to lose to me like he does in Marvel. And who can blame him? No one wants to lose to “the worst player in the scene” in any game. Too much pride at stake. He has to bring honor to his household and there is no doubt, he would lose to me in this game!!!
Kinetick: No one cares if he doesn’t like it. His opinions aren’t valid here.
FlyMike: This slaw doesn’t like it because…well hes a thug. Little Street Rat. A new era cap, gown-sized button down wearing slaw who is afraid of having his Norf Memphis card revoked by the homies. He just wants to be a tough guy is all. I mean, what Norf Memphis slaw do you know that plays a game that looks like a cartoon and has the music straight out of a pbs cartoon special, even if the mechanics are new and dope? NONE!! See, FlyMike actually likes the game, but he knows the consequences of being caught playing something other than NBA Jam, Madden 2012, or NBA Street Vol 2. The Norf Memphis homies would slap this fool, kick him out the house, and tell them when loses his new-found suburban swag and grow some hair on his balls. At this point, hearts are broken, ego is in shambles, and honor must be restored somehow. So we get these rage-inducing rants by FlyMike or Michael, when he beings to type.
Nigglet Justice: Slaw…I bet if Childish Gambino was on the OST you’d play it wouldn’t you!??
Grimstar: Hipster. Just wants to be able to break bread with the cool kids at lunch time!
People on the fence:
Lycan: Lycan is on the fence because he is Mexican. And all Mexicans stay on fences. Rather it be boarder crossings or painting projects in the suburbs.
Johnny Nutsack: Hes on the fence about everything; his nationality, sexuality, everything. Little punk. And I want a friend rice match with you. If I beat you in KOF you have to bring me a pile of that Pineapple fried rice. Yup…
Slaw-Blade: He just trying to see what dem payouts goin look like. Trying to get paid! (thumbs up)
Justin: Cammy got a booty reduction. This was cause for immediate dissatisfaction. Also, the game did not come with a black-n-mild. Tragic.
People who like the game:
Abe: Come on, this is a no brainer. Cartoony graphics, grapplers are strong, masher friendly, command grabs slick broken; this game was made with him in mind. Also, Best Buy was offering a can of dog food aka low sodium Spam with the purchase of a 360 copy of the game. Abe was sold upon hearing this great news.
Jas: Jas will be on the “people who don’t like the game” list in 2 weeks. Stay tuned for updates!
Majin: I honestly don’t know why he likes it. King is a slaw and none of the characters wear Doo-Rags. Mhmmmmm
Josh: He likes to donate to evil corporations.
Maxninja: shrugs
Rukus: Vega is actually good as he continues to look extremely gay jumping around screen.
So yea, there you have it. And if any of you want to take this serious or what not…well…
I’m off to work, later slaws!!!
This is true. Only give if you have it though.
Shut the hell up bitch. I’m more of a god damn hipster than you’ll ever be.
Telling Gabe to shut up is so main stream.
Hahahaha!! If there is a job that requires these kills, you guys are good to go. 
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In my dreams I destroy all hipsters with my corporate shill white man (in)justice laser straight from my moonbase to East Nashville where they breed.
No more Open Mike Eagle, no more pretending you like Yo La Tengo, no more lilac and apricot paletas from the designer popsicle stand by the thrift store that sells clothes straight out of Bill Cosby’s closet circa 1987.
I was seriously going to donate, until I got a $116.20 dental bill that pretty much said, “Pay up or collection agencies will find thy butthole.”
Psh, I am Gabe. Alt account, FOOLS!
Had you ALL fooled! All this time pretending to be some dork named Grimstar. Flymike, Bishop, Sev, Squab, YOU KNOW ME! I’m GABE FOOLS! Every one of you thought this was some random nashville dude. LOL!!
…slaws… all fell for my tricks. Just ask me next time you see me. Ask me why I did this. WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU!
…but yeah… off to work now SLAWS!!!
Who cares? You forgot to mention gabe that jas can also beat your ass in any and all fg’s out there regardless of how long I play them.
@Chris: wifey is good. I’m in San Antonio for a visit right now. We will be moving to the Macon GA area at the beginning of May or end of April.
Looking for an arcade near lackland afb right now. Gotta get some games in before my wife gets off.
As long as its on ps3 then sure i’ll play a few games. I dont have a stick for the xbox right now so yea. Also it makes no difference to me which version we play, I like ryu with his fake ass fireballs lol but st is clearly the one to play as far as competitive goes but since its just for fun then either one is fine with me.
Jford- check pm’s
Been lurking a lot these days since there hasn’t been much that I care enough to post about but I must say this…If you “like” SFxT then cool, but don’t try to hype it up like it’s this great fighting game savior or some shit. It’s just a “new” game from Capcom. That’s all. Which is the only reason anyone here is playing it. We’ll see how many of you still “like” and play the game by the end of summer. In the meantime, if you’re not afraid of dying in 1 hit or unblockable mixups then holla at me on that Marvel.
“Steel thyself and prepare thine own butthole for invasion. My legions will not cease until every cent has been collected. If you defy me, one million penises will descend upon you. Our pubes…will blot out the sun.”
Hahahahahaha. Billyyyyyyy!
But real shit I think Gabe just has a plugin for his web browser that replaces random words with different variants of the word “slaw.”
Nice dude! At least GA is still pretty close and shit you’ll be able to hit final round and shit. That’s what’s up!
I was able to visit San Antonio a couple years back. Awesome town. I was there for work so i’d like to visit again. But if I got back to TX, I’m going STRAIGHT to Austin and never looking back.
@negroJ I’m not having success locating the scene in this town. I found a bunch of arcades but they’re all the corporate spots. I haven’t gotten a reply from the San Antonio thread either and it’s been like six hours. I know they’ve got a scene, it’s just like fight club up in this bitch. Nobody talks about it.
So uhhh yeah, anyone remember that trailer for that movie about future street gangs settling fights with DDR? The FP?
Also known as that movie that introduced to word NIGGA to my vocabulary?
Never.
Ignorant.
Getting.
Goals.
Accomplished.
Well, it’s in theaters tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQrhqW4hX0
So go, and be ALL the NIGGA you can be.