The New Tennessee Thread - We have Acrade Edition and tournaments out the anus

Lol whatever Problem Child. Just keep chucking grenades with Middle-Aged Squabbler Character in the game you loooooooooove.

Good shit man. Appreciate you hosting, always a chill-hype spot. Idk what the non-combo’ing string is about. Also it’s 1,2,4. The 2,1,4 is pimp shit. Maybe they needed to give people a set number of strings, he was missing one, and someone said fuck it lol. I’m liking the Kung Lao. Def needed to play a few against someone capable with him. And I knew you’d be on Nightwolf. I don’t know what’s up with you and casino owners in every game but it’s a nice fit. Sheeva wishes she were She-Hulk. But everyone knows Sheeva is sexier and they’d try to smash on site if she wasn’t mad.

Where there’s smoke there’s me fucking yo babymama while she wearing a gas mask but I don’t care because I aint tryna see the bitch face anyway ROUND 1…FIGHT!

Nah, I spare this guy. Don’t snap the skank in because I figure he might wanna see all of his fave characters at least come out and do alphabets at least once, figuring it’s the nice thing to do. But him and Squab get together and they flip a switch on Squab’s stick to take my back button away when PHX gets level3(after I’m nice enough to let the bitch live in my world). That’s why I don’t trust 360. Too many switches, buttons, and corrupt shit. Never plug and play.

You fuckers probably have been practicing Tag mode and it’s the only time Pat will play MK.

I don’t doubt that at all. I really don’t.

This nigga put MK before Tekken. Korean stick click clanky click clanky click clanky clack into a dash up->duck->uppercut

Work sucked so bad today, a constant deluge of people & phone calls from people who claimed to have lost several hundred dollars worth of food stamp groceries in their fridge/freezer on the 28th due to the storm knocking out electricity last week.

“So, you’re telling me you lost $600 worth of food last week and you expect full reimbursment when you only receive $80 a month from us?”

Mike: The XConverter 360 Plus is on its way to you, should be there Wednesday.

Oh word? Appreciate it Chris. Now these fools will feel my wrath and pent-up stress.

Also, your company should issue stamps and packets of kool-aid. That’s a lot of the claims right there. People have their kool-aid already made up in multiple pitchers, and whatever can hold liquid, in the fridge, especially when a storm is coming. Depending on how sweet they made the kool-aid and whether it was corner store lotto ticket black n mild brand sugar, when power goes out and that mixture gets hot it’ll turn into colorful cat piss and ravage the fridge. Then you have on your hands loss of appliance and emotional distress(if the kool-aid was made with love).

Reimburse them.

Damn it Abe get you internet back so I can train with someone online

Duckie cant he’s on the new dashboard, and Dax is always to fucked up to check messages

lol, my company is the TN Dept. of Human Services. aka the Food Stamp/TennCare office.

Reposting this here. This song is great, and the artist is great. Let me know what you think.

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Sorry I’m so late. Lightning struck my apartment and fried some shit up [black mages have a bounty on me]

Thanks to all the guys who gave me tips on how to better use my Chun Li. See you Wednesday.

Did Lord Raiden appear and ask you to enter a tournament to help free mankind from a guy named Shao Khan? This is important.

Raiden showed up but all he did was yell at me. Sounded like “JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR” which is good news I guess.

Words cannot describe the awesomness from last night! Even though I can only remember bits an pieces, it was still awesome!

Oh…Fuck You Squabb!

Note’s to self…Never eat Billiard Sticks scorching hot. (Just ask Squabb-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)…Never ask your waitress to Marry you, no matter how hammered you are…Never say your going to give a girl a T-shirt…Never play cards with a guy named Doc…And Never, fucking ever go to the Fox&Hound with a guy named Squabb…Cuz you will leave that bitch sideways if not on your face!

You know he spent the better part of the morning blaming you for all that shit.

That Little Prick… I wish I could reach across this screen and smack the shit out of him. Who dare stays in a bar for 7 hours of non stop drinking? I was potatoe sacked and cattle pronged into a black van. Not to mention the fact that 2 chicks were forcefully making me drink beer! I was held against my will and Squabbler just fucking sat there… Atleast thats what I told wifey last night when I got home! fuck my life!

BAHAHAHHAAHA… First off, O, it’s ALWAYS your fault. Everything is, remember?

Let me check my note card…
[list]
[]Never eat ridiculously hot billiard sticks… just wait 2 minutes
[
]Never offer up your friend’s shirt to a waitress
[]Never stop in the middle of a sentence when you think something sounds dirty… because then it automatically does…
[
]Waitress discussing Magneto deep throating (wait wtf :wtf:)
[]Philippino != Cambodian/Vietnamese/whatever else…
[
]Scruff is okay, some girls like the “feeling”…
[]Hiryu gets hammered after 2 beers. Fact.
[
]Lortab isn’t a good choice for pain when you follow it with 9 beers.
[/list]

I swear dude… going out like that with us is a bad fucking combo… but it’s fun as shit and doesn’t get old… :tup:

Oh, and the cattle pronged thing is true… I saw it, there was a donkey in the van and everything. It was disturbing.

I only got hammered because I had an empty stomach, and you bastards made me drink those pints as fast as they could pour them. It was like 3 pints, Squabb’s last beer, part of O’s last beer and a Jaeger bomb. Fucking went home, threw up, fell asleep in my street clothes, woke up hung over, late for work, and yes my excuse is food poisoning.

My excuse was always “Someone threw up on me, and they also shit my pants.”

Never fails.

Cha-Cha-Cha…Charmin

Shoryuken - EVO Ruling Regarding Power Up 2011

Looks like someone got caught sandbagging.

Yup! JWong got blown up by Ponder! lol It was more than obvious what was going on. I think the EVO staff made a very good decision. And I doubt PowerUp will be hosting tournies anytime soon.

hehe…my nigga JOHNNY…

Wow, I gotta head back to work from lunch, but I’ll definitely be checking that match.

I for one, am glad to see some action being taken towards reprimanding top players for some of the horseshit they are typically allowed to get away with.

It was the right decision. If it’s just “some tournament” and Wong throws it to his friend, and it only affects him, that’s one thing. But when seedings for EVO are on the line and it potentially affects thousands of other “innocent” player’s brackets, that’s bullshit.