The new Smallville thread

Damn.

For the first time(maybe second time) in 5+ seasons Clark went to Pushover Clark to SHIN CLARK. Awesome.

EDIT: I take that back. He sold out kissing Lana. Bullshit.

EDIT: Fuck that. SHIN CLARK FOR LIFE!!!

What I’ve always said Lois>Chloe> Lana

Another beastly moment by Clark by ramming lex to the wall and choking the bastard. Too bad for me they sprayed that crap on lois. Now I don’t know when I’ll be ever to see lois looking that hot

Their was an episode with Martain Manhunter?

I haven’t watched in a while, but I tuned it at the end of the episode tonight and saw Clark with Lana up in the barn and was like, “Oh shi-- he’s wearing a leather jacket, he must be badass EVIL CLARK.” :rofl:

Tight ep. Loved seeing Shin Clark beast on people both verbaly and physically. We calling him Shin Clark now? I like the title, so I say we run with it.

Lois. What can I say? She’s got leeeeeegs!! HOTNESSSSSSSS!!! :lovin: Lana while still pretty, was looking like some horrible left overs. She looked flatter than my dinning room table.

Clark was under the influence of Red Kryptonite but it at least shows that he does have an attraction to Lois. Freakin’ nice. Too bad he went back to that whinney broad Lana. namingway, everyone is pretty much with you on Lana. It has been 6 seasons of her freaking melodrama. I didn’t mind it much in seasons 1-3 but by season 4, I wanted to kick her in the face. If they killer her off I would stand and applaud. Oh wait, they killer her off in season 5 but brought her back. And Pa Kent died instead. Nice goin’ Clark. :rolleyes:

After tonight’s ep, I’m thinking Lois does have an attraction to Clark. Yeah, she may have been under a spell, but what if it worked in the same way that Red Kryptonite affects Clark? Clark is better off with Lois anyway and he’s going to end up with in the future. Besides, why would Clark want Lana when she’s got a bun in the oven. A chick with excess bagage is a no-no especailly at that age.

Back to Shin Clark beasting. Man, that was tight how he crashed the engagement party. Told everyone Lana was marrying Lex because she was having Lex Jr. and then tossed Lex aside like an Army Men game. Was too good. Of all the times Clark has gone Shin Clark, tonight’s ep was my fav.

It seems obvious to me…I’m betting they will kill off Lex and Lana’s child, and this will be one more, perhaps the final thing to turn Lex completely over to the dark side of life. It will somehow be Clark’s fault of course.

…and oh yes, he was a quality asshole tonight. I was luvin it. It was priceless how he busted Lex/Lana out like that in front of everyone.

Lois’ legs = :sweat: x1000000000000000. I need to hurry up and get House of the Dead…not only because it’s one of the best bad movies of all time…but because she’s naked in that, and it’s long enough to count as some exceptional jerkin material, imo.

Million, if you’re looking for the just the nude scene(s), I can tell you where to get that.

Nah, I probably have just the scene somewhere on this computer as well…I need the movie too. I’ve watched the scene many times…sometimes in slow motion… :sweat:

*and where does Clark get the leather jacket from? I didn’t even really notice that until Lucretz there mentioned it. Any time he’s done the “heel turn” with the red kryptonite…boom there’s that leather jacket. Hilarious, this is.

another funny moment was when Jimmy cried, due to the harsh realization that he will always be 2nd to Clark. That’s what it feels like to be the consolation prize. He’s still getting what is arguably the cutest girl on the show though. I personally wouldn’t care how or why I got her…just the fact that I’m there is good enough for me. Haha…it’s got to fuck with him though to know that Chloe STILL wants to get a Kryptonian Dick-Down. Yeah…that would bruise the ego quite a bit.

Hey, if you were Superman, would you have trouble getting a leather jacket?

I’d wager you wouldn’t.

I just remembered the scene were Jimmy realizes that Chole still has a thing for Clark. Yes, she likes Jimmy very much but she’s still achingfor that farm boy. I felt bad for him and Chole. Naturally when Clark finds out, he’s going to feel like an even worse pile of puke.

Million, I think you’re right about Lana losing the baby. And when Lana inevitably gets hurt for them umpteenth time she’ll go running back to Clark. Sigh If only he weren’t still in love with that emotional train wreck. Why Clark could ever still be hung up on Lana with the oh-so-fine Lois Lana under the same roof as him as beyond me.

I loved Lois custom CD she made for Clark. Liked the artwork and I LOLed when she looked on the back and said “White Snake.” :rofl: Too good.

While I’m looking forward to next week’s ep, I’m disappointed that we’re going to get more freaking Clark/Lana. More Clark and Lois, please.

You know before this season, I had stopped watching this show for the most part. It has actually stepped up in quality story telling.

Good episode, but I can’t understand why either Lex of Clark would want Lana when ALL her previous boyfriends before them are dead. The girl is a magnet for bad karma or something. It also sucks that Lex has become such a lame supervillian in last two or three seasons.

I mean before the nigga was at least competent, now that he has Lana under his roof, you already know he is going to get his shit ruinned. And the crazy baby plan is going to end lamely, I just tell.

i love seeing clark on red-k, red-k eps are always one of the best cause clark is always honest for once and tells it how it is… the part where lex tried to attack clark was so hilarious… clark just tosses him aside like nothing in to all that glassware, lmfao.

shin clark 4 life.

i think they should introduce some other kryptonite.
and yeah, i think lana will lose the baby and leave lex somehow because of clark then lex will turn completely uber evil.
also, wtf is up with lana’s pregnancy? lex and the doctor were talking about how it’s not a typical pregnancy and “everything is on schedule” so something is up…

First off–Lois in that mini skirt+knee high boots:hottest chick on that show EVER. My wife was wondering where to get those boots, too…

I thought this was going to be a filler, silly episode, but turned out to be one where a lot of shit happened (similar to the Season 2 finale). Now Lana is on to Clark after the Big Boy Scout left that bent fork or whatever on the ground. I dont understand why she was so upset that Lex had a gun with him. I mean, Clark picked him up and tossed him like a rag doll everywhere–I sure know I would have been packing heat!!

Again, Lois======HOTNESS!!

lol i think lana is either carrying zod’s child, or a meteor freak child. never know with lex.

No, Alicia + schoolgirl outfit>>>>>>Lois + mini skirt

i’m thinking they’re going to keep the child alive, but it’s not going to be a normal child. like when lex asked the doctor how she’s really doing, i felt like they’re doing some weird testing on the baby via lana (which could also be why she looks exceptionally shitty).

edit: just saw t-kimura’s post, guess i’m not the only person who thinks something is up w/the baby.

if anyone is wondering who was that bald guy with the red eyes that killed Batista in the show, from my caculations i think its The Maritan Man Hunter aka Jon

Erica Durance voted 97 in 2007 Askmen.com

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2007_top_99/97/erica-durance/picture-1.html

That first pic owns me.
I haven’t finished looking at the rest but I’m sure she should be up at the very least 50.

i see your skinny bitch and raise you titties.
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Allison%20Mack.jpg

chloe 4 life!

This probably won’t happen, but I think the series could end with Darkseid showing up and taking out Chloe and Lionel. Then the Justice Crew will have to come back and help Supes stop him.

Also, Alicia, by far, was the hottest girl on that show.