The New Kingdom Hearts Thread: On the 13th Year, the Fated Day Arrives

And again, I can say as a fan of the series, that neither are really worth playing the game for.

Cameos are worth it if you’re a big fan of disney, and I like the gameplay enough to play through it without vomiting.

“Riku I want you inside me” - Sora

Fine, whatever, it’s your time not mine.

But please refrain from spending half your posts from shitting on the story. I have enough shit to deal with as it is.

I’ll spend 100% of my posts shitting on the story.

Nomura: Lets make 30 Sora clones!
Everyone: BRILLIANT!

Too late, the last couple of posts just didn’t.

:coffee:

And double post, but I want this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPH8Pe5G1p0&feature=player_embedded

How can you knock on KH1’s story compared to the overall mess they have made with the series? Ansem being a normal but curious guy who got corrupted by his obsession with the darkness is way more interesting than [details=Spoiler]oh hey that was Ansem’s heartless who isn’t really Ansem anyways but his heartless was just pretending to be him and is actually just part of this one guy who is possessing another guy BLAH BLAH BLAH[/details]. And that just one of the many dumb plot twists that fanboys refuse to admit is ridiculous.

Because it wasn’t that good either.

You are nuts. KH1 gave me manly tears. Not sissy tears like Sora was crying for Riku in II.

It gave me tears once. I was also 10 years old, and the only thing I was sad about was the fact that the game was over which I would do for a multitude of games at the time.

I enjoy the story, and I enjoy what KH has brought me as a singular game and as a series. But from an unbiased perspective the story of KH1 was nothing special. Nowhere near close to perfect and something I wouldn’t even call that good. The visuals were striking, and the score was memorable, but the story was pretty simplistic at its basic form.

Enjoy the story all you want and hate the convolutedness of the sequels all you want. But don’t pretend that there was much of a story to actually “ruin”. It wasn’t perfect. It wasn’t great. Wasn’t that good. It was fun, but past that the only reason one would look at the story as perfection is due to Nostalgia Goggles.

But again, I do enjoy it and I do not plan on stopping others from enjoying it too.

Hahaha you guys killed this topic quick.

The story is Shonen stupid fun, which isn’t always a bad thing. It’s not good or brilliant, it’s just a silly excuse to get to hang out with Donald and Goofy and FF characters and go fart around is Disney worlds. It’s not worth fighting over. Some guys like it some don’t. can’t believe it’s a stupid fight on only the second page, and over simply asking people not be dick heads an spoil shit. Silly as fuck…Tho I dunno if it exactly needed to be in all caps…we read the threads…But anyway can we not have the first thing we do be fightin over this silly shit, we’re gonna be doing a ton of it when we learn how silly the news ones story is gonna be silly as fuck to, just like all the rest of them, including first one honestly. It’s so melodramatic it’s hardly worth fighting over either. I mean yea I like it more then II’s as well but I’d hardly use the word perfection to describe it (LOK this is not.)

I dunno it’s just fuckin dumb to be fighting already.

WTF? Stupid SRK.

It’s Kingdom Hearts.

The topic was going to devolve into fighting anyway. Might as well get it over with now rather than later.

Even if KH ends up going into a BL ending I don’t see why niggas are always tripping over that.

KH1 was nothing special??? I’m afraid I will have to disagree sir. (Speaking of, who is fighting? Can some brothas discuss the merits or lack of in the story without it being called a fight?)
I suppose you can’t see why all of this bothers me because you weren’t as attached to the game, the story, and even the characters like I was. And for the record, I wasn’t calling the story perfect because it is amazingly deep and deserves literary awards, but it was clever enough while still being simple and at least in my case, made me give a shit about the characters.

Actually, I’m very attached to the game, even after the plot “twists” a lot of people hate so much. But again, I’m not going to use it as proof of great writing. I’m quite easy to get on board and personally I actually hate having to give unbiased reviews and critical looks because in the end I think it’s a waste of time. But it does annoy me when people wax poetic way too much about KH1. It was a flawed game, as KH2 was.

Honestly, thinking back, the two console games (Final Mixes notwithstanding) were arguably the MOST flawed of the series (other than Days). Of course, KH1 would have a legitimate excuse in that case.

eyes did not bleed, eyes cried.

You know I digging it until

Spoiler

that mutherfucker busted the dream cast. :frowning:

What did you find so flawed about KH1, gameplay issues aside? Just talking strictly from a story perspective.

I need to catch up on this series. The first three games were the ones I played. Mainly I want to play Birth by Sleep and Dream Drop Distance. I think it’s balls that Square won’t release BBS digitally.

Well when I went to say as far as a completely flawed game, I was mostly referring to gameplay.

Story wasn’t that flawed, just wasn’t that great. Think the buildup would’ve worked better if they built around Maleficent being the Big Bad, rather than just another puppet of Ansem, Seeker of Darkness.