The mma thread. UFC Fight island is real: Everybody died

No fucking way lol

The UFC is going off the rails man…

Just do it.

Better be against Connor

lmfao wme out here trying to bury fucking mma. FUCKING BURY IT

If Floyd comes to the Octagon, MMA won’t be what gets buried…

If i see floyd in there i would love to see him fight a guy like tj dillashaw or dominic cruz

so today at bjj i tapped out my black belt instructor with some catch wrestling shit. lmfao. hell froze over…this dude is like a lion to me and just generally mauls me.

Catch is so good. Neck cranks, shoulder locks, short arm scissors, clock chokes with double wristlock, chest compressions

What did you catch him in?

reverse kimura. its a setup when someone goes to kimura you, but if its before your hip line before they can fully lock in the kimura. you can basically gable grip/s grip your hands and scoot to the side a bit, you can pull a kimura off on them. i generally do it from lockdown, but ive done it from being in someones halfguard.

you know its almost new years eve when some random shit is happening in japan

But wait…there’s more!!!

Cup of noodle be like, what did I miss!? lol even the card girl at the back is laughing out loud :rofl:

Japansese MMA fighter loses it after finding out her opponent is 30 pounds overweight:

https://youtu.be/rQ3dB8Zceac

It’s a shame, before Gabi turned into a science experiment she was actually fuckable:

shes sorta still fuckable. she doesnt look like the monster on the right anymore

The picture on the left is the after fam. The one on the right is what she looked like before. She was trying to get as small as possible to open up more fight opportunities. She’s sort of in between the two now. She’s 6’2. She was never going to get down to a standard weight class for women.

correct

After further research, she’s not fuckable on her best day.