The mma thread. UFC Fight island is real: Everybody died

I now want this to happen even more, watching Vegas have a financial crisis over the results of one fight would be an incredible shit show.

The big money is on Floyd (that article says 60%), but like 95% of all bets are on Conor. You know with the recent events all that alt-right money is coming in on Conor.

mayweather is 1/4, you need to be either white af or got a hell of a gambling addiction to put money of lucky charms.

Looked into this one ‘mma’ move MacGregor is allowed in this fight… a superman punch. Lol.

Should I apologize for jinxing this? I mean, it happened way in the future, so…

Anyway, I don’t know about how long steroids stay in your body. Is there any possibility that Jones wasn’t on steroids when he beat DC, but got on them after? That’s stupid, I know, but I’m curious.

so based on paulies commentary to brendan shaub…it sounds like hes gonna try and use some sport karate/machida shit on mayweather. he more or less said, conor hit him with some random fuckin shit. soooo if hes got at least 4-5 tricks in the bag…hes got rounds 1-5 to do it. if it doesnt work…hell point fighting hell from money.

Yes, just so Las Vegas loses, I want Mayweather to lose !!!

When’s the fight? I want to know when I should get my popcorn ready for the salt.

Vegas pissing their pants at the chance of Conor winning is hilarious.

By the way, the samples for the drugs test are taken either right before the match or right after it.
Can’t remember who asked on the last page. Jones was roided in that fight.

saturday nigga

It makes no sense why he was scheming with steroids especially a highly popular and easily detectable one like he used

They also test hard for masking agents

Jones should have opted to leave ufc honestly if he was going to piss hot

Now his avenue for money is what? Like really dude is 30 and won’t fight for maybe 4 years

Maybe he just goes to rizin and collects those paydays

Still don’t get why askren is still in onefc

So much for Brock/Jones…

**$600 on Conor. Shock the world again.
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpBQZXKeB8

http://i.imgur.com/tFieAEb.png

"I’m going in to represent Martial Arts as a whole. A true Martial Artist can overcome any stipulation, any ruleset."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYBH6kBDIEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EGLPqaaAs

Shin, Conor wouldn’t get JKD even if the ghost of Bruce Lee himself dragon kicked the dude through a wall, please fuck outta here with these comparisons.

Conor > Bisping!

Goddamn, I could listen to Eubanks all day. His insight is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HerZ-jO_Cv0


Winner crashes the wedding…

Derrick Lewis is crashing that wedding bro, literally.

Man really sad to see Eubank starting to fade lol, he was a phenomenal fighter in his day, fought at super middleweight and crushed dudes, was in so many wars you wouldnt blame yourself if you thought you were watching a Rocky movie. Didnt hang dem gloves up tho.

I’ve always thought that Eubank and Benn are the luckiest boxers ever, literally beating fighters they should have lost to in McCllenan and Watson who would both rule the super middleweight division if they were in their primes today, 29 times out of 30 Benn and Eubank would lose to those guys by KO but somehow luck was on their side.

Here it is… the fight that has been 29 years in the making. This is the story of a boy who randomly walked into a boxing gym vs. a boy who was born into and groomed in boxing.

"Whether wandering into the gym in muddy soccer cleats at age 10 was destiny, or just the kind of mystic luck he’s known for, McGregor stuck around for the next seven years.”
― ALL ACCESS - Episode 2

Spoiler

http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-there-is-a-destiny-which-has-the-control-of-our-actions-not-to-be-resisted-by-the-strongest-george-washington-276783.jpg

Can’t tell if you’re being serious or…

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/ylAXcYz.gif

"What other mixed martial artist is there like me? He’d need to reincarnate Bruce Lee, and that would be the only person he could bring in that could mimic me with the way that I’m coming at him. I am not like any other mixed martial artist. I am not like any other boxer. I am in a league of my own, and I’ll prove that August 26.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce_lnGj4tcM
Conor doesn’t need the ghost of Bruce Lee to undestand JKD. Conor has John Kavanagh for that.
(23m29s)
“But I don’t think it was until a couple of weeks later, or maybe days later, that I kinda read again and I realized what he was saying about the Bruce Lee water quote — that the ruleset might change and the strategy will change, but the fundamentals remain the same. This is something my own coach has told me a long, long time ago — Matt Thornton — that if you take an MMA fighter and you put him in a kickboxing match or a wrestling match, or a self-defense situation, the rules of engagement certainly change and that will affect your strategy, but the fundamentals of timing, of distance, of range, of how to hit hard, different striking techniques, they will remain the same.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vo3-0Q3f_g

i think…crazy may just win this fight. cuz Conor be cray.
wtf type of shit talk is that lmao.
he sounds deranged.
if i were floyd id be a lil worried he may bite my eat off. maybe even an arm.