The mma thread. UFC Fight island is real: Everybody died

why is it only mma where they shit themselves? never seen a boxing fight where a ko caused someone to shit themselves.

I knew Justine Kish was tough as shit…but damn…

can we not quote the pic plz

Got you fam.

I was going to post an article on this, saw you beat me to it.
http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/06/26/ufc-fighter-loses-control-of-her-bowel-movement-it-spills-out-during-match-video/

2 girls 1 octagon

Bellator was hilarious. All kinds of shit happened. That Chandler fight was hard to watch. Did he break his ankle? Fedor doing down was expected I guess.

MMA/grappling seems to exert your entire body, so I am not too surprised fighters shit themselves.

That Yamasaki stoppage was stupid. He should know better considering he trains. Nothing really happens if they go to sleep. Shit, if someone doesn’t want to tap to any sort of hold, that is on them too. At the pro level, it’s ride or die.

@Million

I dunno man… Defending a rnc… Your sneezing with your whole body. She shoulda been clenching, unless its knee in belly or a body lock… That makes more sense.

GSP to get winner of Woodley/Maia fight. Dude should be taking a tune up but a good fight either way, loads better than that Bisping bullshit.

GSP is not beating Woodley.

Too smart, too fast, too great at wrestling, and just beat a guy with a MUCH better range on his jab twice.

Maia is hard as well for him as well but Woodley is like the hard counter.

So GSP simped out of middleweight and got next for Woodley/Maia.
Bisping’ title reign is safe. Bisping is like:

lol not simped out…he had a medical condition to deal with. but dana will have you believe he was being a bitch as usual. dana hates telling the truth…watch him blame mighty mouse for the next cards cancellation. when you know if the main event falls out and you gotta cancel…it was a shit card to begin with

GSP has to bulk up to 185

He has been smaller, and he was one of the few who fought at a natural weight

I hope Romero just ragdolls Bisping

Well that’s that…

For not being ā€œreal employeesā€, UFC sure has their fighters do a lot of shit before and after their fights. If my job asked me to give my location everyday I would tell them to fuck off. That is some bullshit.

independent contractors…required to wear a uniform lol.

DJ vs Dana…
Johnson’s written statement:

ā€œTJ is not a flyweight or a current champion in another weight class and was KO’ed by the flyweight whom I beat twice already. Last, Ray Borg and I already agreed to the fight, which UFC tyrannically demanded, while denying me any future PPV points.ā€

ā€œWe told him that since it was guaranteed by TJ and UFC was demanding and putting me in a bad circumstance, then it is fair that if TJ didn’t make weight, the fight would be off and I would still get my guarantee, plus TJ’s guaranteed pay.ā€

ā€œMick went back to Dana and Sean, then came back and told us that they don’t agree with my request and I have to fight TJ with no guarantee to make weight or financial incentive if he doesn’t make weight. This is typical of the unfulfilled promises and bullying that has gone on through my UFC career.ā€

of course Dana will twist and distort this…

ā€œI’m not thrilled with Demetrious Johnson. You’re the pound-for-pound best in the world, T.J. Dillashaw challenges you – one of the best in the world, former world champion – and you flat out deny the fight, flat out say, ā€˜I won’t do it. I want Ray Borg.ā€™ā€

ā€œWho wouldn’t want to see Demetrious Johnson vs. T.J. Dillashaw?ā€ White continued. "Dillashaw calling me every day: ā€˜I’m cutting weight. I’m cutting weight. I’m dieting. I’m training. I’m cutting weight. Do I got the fight? Do I got the fight?’ Ask T.J. Dillashaw next time you see him or you interview him. Calling me every day, chomping at the bit for the fight. You expect the pound-for-pound best fighter in the world to go, ā€˜Let’s do it.ā€™ā€

source.

Dana has done this to Anderson, Jones,Cain, GSP even Conor.
No one is safe from this guy
LOL

Remember when Dana threatened to strip Anderson of his belt after the Maia fight? He’s a fucking joke :rofl:

So word has it that the UFC is trying to sell the flyweight division to another promotion. Reminds me of how the WWE did the cruiserweights back in the day…

That would probably be for the best, I for one couldnt give a damn about flyweight so I feel little sympathy for mighty midget, if he thinks the deal is that raw its probably in his best interests to move elsewhere anyway.