lmfao did casting have a weight limit of 130?? da fuck? eat a burger bitches
Normally they throw in the sterotypes, like the big fat jail bitch but they must be sticking with the 10/10s to appease the demographic that will watch this, you know primary school kids.
Edit: going back to Keith Cooke, I watched China Obrien as a kid and its actually really good even today, so I checked out the sequel recently and its a really good watch.
Jackie Chan the musical?
Sad to tell you AP but Jacky is done lol, he been done for erm good few years now. He basically just cashing in on his legacy kinda in the same way Eddie Murphy died in the 80s yet nobody had the heart to tell him.
Foreigner should be comming out soon, might be decentish. Kinda getting the same vibe I got from Jet Lis Unleashed, which was really good at a time when he was only bringing out trash.
edit: cant find a damn trailer except for english people bitching about the noise.
…so we’re remaking Bloodsport, are we? Oh, geez.
You just heard about this? Protip, don’t watch the kickboxing reboot btw, it’s the visual equivalent of getting ass raped in jail, a jail you were sent too on fabricated charges.
I saw (got bored, vodlockered it)…I don’t know what made them think it was a good idea. At some point they had to realize they were strapping wings to a turd. I guess by that point, it was too costly to just drop it, so they finished and hoped they could recoup some money. Directors need to stop trying to cash in on old movies that were done better, and with a more charismatic, believable cast.
Now…Bloodsport remake’s premise in this day and age would turn into “Taken” in the first 20 minutes. Think about it: Some guys in HONG KONG are hosting a JAPANESE martial arts tournament to decide the strongest woman in the world ™? That has “show up and we’ll kidnap your ass into a human trafficking ring so fast your head will spin” written all over it. Nobody with any kind of sense would host a tourney under such sketchy premises if they actually wanted women to show up. Admiral Akbar’s spinning so fast in his grave he’s causing a damn continent-destroying whirlpool on his home planet.
Lady Bloodfight looks terrible
Painful?
The best part is when Richard Norton turned into an asian dude at 3:28 lol.
Why did nobody tell me Zero and Vergil fought IRL?
Johnny hit him with that MASTODON power.
ive def mentioned it before that dan southworth is actual stuntman. also who fuckim choreographed this?! that fuckin big ass knife shoulda killed him lmfaooooo
I know Southworth is a stuntman. Bosch still does some fight work, too, he was in Death Grips with Eric Jacobus.
Broken Path is a Koichi Sakamoto joint, and so both Southworth and Bosch worked with him when they were Power Rangers.
we all know bosch is making more money than both of them doe. lol. dat weaboo cash comes heavy
Hey man, I played Yang and Kung Jin, don’t need to tell me twice :lol:
movie dump:
Definitely love seeing Vlad Rimburg and Eric Jacobus’s work.
Just a heads up, Headshot is out.
Saw John wick tonight. Loved the world they built.
You seen it? Whats your impressions?