Math lesson for TP hoarders
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Should have said Allergies and had a giant achooo sign on tap!
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This man is a hero.
Catching up on this thread and Perthoās got me wanting to listen to Avant Gardener
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She needs to have her ass kicked!
https://twitter.com/Stfu_Anajai/status/1241592668989403136?s=19
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hahahaha it looked like she had that āsloppy joeā consistency going on with the shitā¦usually the situation with a case of the bubble-guts suddenly hitting you out of the blue.
hahaha she squatted down and did a quick Hershey-squirt 
I guess she didnāt have time to make it over to the bathroom.
oh and of courseā¦ since she just let it out right there in the aisle, sheās obviously walking off all stanky since NO wiping has taken place! 
thereās going to be shit on the inside of those shorts too. She was on her way back to sit in someoneās car like thatā¦
Actually, this reminds me that for the first time ever I had to use the bathroom in a Kroger several weeks agoā¦ it was right before heading to the gym so I didnāt have much time when that feeling hit me. Front bathroom was out of order but fortunately the one in the back was open and I was able to make it in there in time. (*I even had time for the quick āwash-upā too. Just wiping is usually not satisfactory, imo. I like to be sure. )
2020 can eat shit.
Iāll save everyone the minor details of how everything happened and how we found out but the tl;dr is my dad was just diagnosed with throat cancer.
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OMG, I wish for your father to have a quick recovery.
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Fuck, man, sorry to hear that Stu.
Will he be able to have it treated?
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Damn Iām sorry man
Yes. Heās having a full body scan soon to see how far itās spread since itās malignant (ugh) and then go from there.
Doctor said heās optimistic though.
Best case scenario is that during chemo treatment heāll require a feeding tube into his stomach (he hasnāt been able to eat and lost about 20 pounds over the last month or so) and/or have a short term tracheostomy done. As well as depending on the severity chemo may only be 6 months to a year.
So. Fingers crossed 
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Iām hoping for the best.
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Fuck cancer! Godspeed recovery for your dad
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Letās pray for the best case scenarioā¦
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Iām sorry to hear that, Stu.
All the best to him and your family during this trying time!
:tup:
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Fuck manā¦
That sucks, but weāre here for you, fam
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Thanks for all the well wishes. Much appreciated. This forum has been the only stable thing Iāve had in my life since I was 17 and I turn 34 in November. So for better or for worse Iām glad itās always been around so I can share the good, ease my pain of the bad, laugh at the out right fucking stupid and celebrate with others in their successes and be there as much as one can in this medium in their time of need.
The more Iāve had time to sit on this I think Iām fine, tbh.
I just donāt feel there needs to be a knee jerk reaction or a huge outpouring of emotion yet. Am I upset? Yeah. Does it suck? Absolutely? Is it a death sentence? Not yet.
Despite my usual knee jerk reactions to things this or any major shift of something in my life this is just something I canāt bring myself to react to fully. Which SOUNDS shitty, cause you know, heās half the reason Iām here and cancer is fucking awful.
That said, we donāt have all the info yet. We donāt know how bad it is. We donāt know how to go about this.
Right now itās just something Iām being told and itās not something tangible. So maybe the levity of it all hasnāt hit me yet? Idk. But right now Iām upset but honestly fine.
So instead of acting like a frantic dumpster fire like my mom (which Iām not mad at her for, I get it but itās also not helping) Iām just going to wait it out until we have all the facts.
Still. I appreciate all the words of support, well wishes and encouragement.
Just gotta find something to bury my head in the sand with and try to distance myself from bad thoughts as much as I can until I have more info to process.
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We are here rooting for you man.
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