Women are vindictive, especially in the work place. Also my experience is most women “hate” other women and don’t like them around.
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If you are on that team then go for an ugly gay. Look up Bloofy… it’ll likely work. Especially if you are a fan of Final Fantasy X.
It’s not about me, it’s about you. It’s what is best for you.
Cute girls with low self esteem are still at a higher tier. wtf kind of logic is that? If they were easier, you wouldn’t be just letting out your hormones through imagination+hand.
Naw man im hittin up your ugly ass. It’s the one already preoccupied with my cock. I’ll fill your ass up right.
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You didn’t read Legacy of the Force series?
You don’t need pornhub, xtube, porntube, etc… just need youtube!
(yes, legal)
The 1st video is flagged on youtube but when embedded on here you don’t need to log in to youtube lol.
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^yesss yes youtube has actually been my main source of “material” for a long time now. Some of my major favorites lately have been the “ATQ Official” girl, Vikki Justiz (fitness model), Andrea Rosu, VaneYOGA and Cabria aka “Goddess Sunshine”. I have so many subscriptions to check daily at this point it’s insane. (*well, not just lately…in the case of Vikki and Andrea I’ve been keeping tabs on those fine asses for YEARS 
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hahah this is yet another way women can easily be successful, btw… I doubt anyone would care about a dude’s “try-on/haul!” videos 
edit—some others I check in on—my favorite Irish lass Lainey Griffin, Florina Fitness, “Lety Does Stuff”, Hannah Garske, Kat Wonders (she looks like someone went back in time and cloned “Kelly Bundy”, then made improvements!), etc…the list goes on for days, folks.
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Oh and how can we forget Angie Bikini:
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Don’t give me that shit. We know you don’t really care.
Which one you rather bring back to meet mom and dad?
Again, what part of my house my business?
I am starting to think the only one who has trouble asking out the members of the opposite sex is you.
I do care. I’m tired of most you being losers. I want to help.
It doesn’t matter for you. It’s better to bring one than never bring one, the later is more likely if you don’t retire the hand and check out some of the apps/sites I referenced.
If you are fat and go to the gym, wouldn’t the trainer be on your ass with exercises, strict diet plans, and just yelling at you when you are about to give up? I’m the gym trainer, you are the fat ass.
Fuck, I am a Winner, though and though.
Except I pay the gym trainer to do what he does. No one asked you for your advice.
This lame fuck talking about people needing to lower their standards, while my side chicks are introducing me to new side chicks.
Probily the idea of a man and woman mastrubating to each other in the same room just blows your fucking mind. OR one person is mastrrubating to the couple having sex right in front of him or her before they switch off.
News Flash, girls would not know where and how if you want to be touched if you don’t ever touch your self.
some random shit… that last day of school in the elementary days…that was always a great thing. I was reminiscing recently since my old school will actually be torn down soon if they haven’t already (they’re consolidating everything into the middle school building which was across the lot from it)…it was always cool—no real classwork and obviously no homework was going to be assigned. Basically the teacher would have the tv and vcr on… and we’d watch movies or tv shows all day. It was also cool since most kids didn’t show up on the last day so you know it would just be you + maybe 5 or 6 others in there. It was probably a relief on the teachers too since they weren’t really doing much on the last day; basically just being a glorified babysitter for a day at that point.
…oddly enough I also realized I still remember where each class was in that building; at least the classes I was in. Most people probably forget that shit later on in life, I bet. There was one FINE ass teacher that all of us had an eye on by the name of Ms. Moore I remember… I think she taught 5th grade… she had this “exotic” look, like she was black+asian or something…absolutely gorgeous, that one. She would be the first sexy teacher I remember seeing, actually. The kindergarten teacher was kinda cute but Ms. Moore was on another level, like pure fire hot… she looked like someone you see in one of those Cinemax “Friday After Dark” feature movies back then. Ms. Moore was not my teacher though, unfortunately… I had to settle for the occasional glimpse from down the hall whenever she stepped out of her class or if I was passing by…oh and she liked to wear the sheer black stockings, so that probably helped develop a “thing” I have for that visual.
Cafeteria food…that cafeteria food was atrocious. I already had enough of it back in 1st grade…went on to bring my lunch on a regular basis from that point forward…even thru junior high and high school… I never once ate the school cafeteria food again…it was that damn bad.
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For the most part, men are just more up front about how they feel. If a guy doesn’t like another guy, they’ll avoid each other or fight, but a woman who doesn’t like another woman will hang out with her, smile to her face, etc, all the while plotting ways to get at her. So I totally understand why some women don’t want to deal with that. Those tend to be the types of women that are keepers.
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Idk man. He strikes me as the kind of dude that doesn’t wash his ass properly.
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Made pizza at my apartment again. Well, tried to. I tried to keep the dough wetter this time, and it ended up sticking to the peel enough to not slide (despite having cornmeal and flour all over the peel). I ended up folding it in half, and somehow getting it on my pizza stone that way.
Now I’m eating the most fucked up looking “calzone” to ever exist. Shape-wise, my calzone looks like one of those drawn pictures of a baby at early conception where they look like a peanut with no fingers and toes. The sad part is that taste wise, this is still better than my last attempt. If it had ended up shaped like a pizza, I might enjoy it a lot more. The universe had another plan I guess.
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Don’t feel bad my first, second, and third attempt looked terrible. This was #2.
I was attempting a stuffed crust at that. My fourth try looked good. I also went back to basics. I don’t have pics cause I ate it far too quick.
Weekend Project #4
First project where I just winged it. Don’t have a lot of storage or wall available in the garage. I did a French cleat setup to move my power tools off of the rack to create more useable space.
No templates or measurements were taken. I didn’t go all the way to the broom rack since I use that spot for the air compressor while working in the garage. It’s also that high because I still put the cars in the garage. If I want to extend it, I’ll just take the current cleat down and put a longer one up. It only takes a minute to cut a new one.
Oh and the cords will have hooks once I know how many I need.
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I’d rather have a pizza that looks a little funky but tastes great, so good on you.
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Get some baking parchment paper to put the dough on. Keeps it from sticking to anything, is perfectly safe in the oven, and pulls away from the dough magically when it’s done.
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Gimme the head, I’ll bite the shit outta that
Eh, you cut off a slice, it doesnt look like a dick anymore. Problem solved!
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