ohoooo yeah…I forgot to mention earlier that the mysterious Phantom Shitter struck yet again today at work… I heard about it from one of the cleaning service people… I just hate that I haven’t actually seen the shit personally. Yeah, it would make it even funnier to me if I saw it. Apparently I didn’t notice or had just missed it, since I went to that floor early in the morning and notice the HR Administrator and 2 other “VIPs” in the hallway talking… that’s probably why they were over there.
…there’s so many questions… like now I’m wondering if it’s done out of anger, or if it’s just someone that happens to have the same nasty, admittedly childish sense of humor I have…actually, it would be quite the challenge to actually be one of those VIPs standing there trying to sort this out with HR…because the whole time I’d be trying not to crack up laughing.
I’m now finding it ironic that BIll Cosby will most likely die in prison, but O.J’s walking around as free as the wind.
On another TMI note, I’m wondering something: is the refractory period (recovery time needed after ejaculation) a myth for anyone else? I found out it was for me. I just wish it was with a woman and not “in the lab”.
sheeeeit, I wonder what other people’s ideas would be if they acquired the Infinity Gauntlet…?
There’s the immediate perverted ideas that come to mind for me— as a new god, I could easily just have whoever I want…or even create whoever I want…shit, with Soul stone, even hot celebs that have been dead aren’t off limits either since resurrection is possible. So…there’s all that freaky shit right there… no one is off limits to me anymore. Yes…I would absolutely use my newfound god status for something like this. They cannot resist or reject a GOD with limitless power over mind, reality, time, etc.
After having lots of fun with that… my other interests are more cosmic-level stuff… after “fixing” a few things about this world and the way it generally works (*that gets into some seriously controversial opinions there, of course), I’d leave this world and go exploring the universe…which wouldn’t take much time anyway since I could be anywhere at anytime, or even multiple places at once. There’s so many things about this universe I’m curious about, and with the Gauntlet, those answers are easily found. I could go to the “edge” of the universe to see how that looks…looking into a void on the other side of the expanding boundaries. I could travel to a black hole and check what’s going on in there… I could seek out all other world that have advanced lifeforms, and observe them from beginning to end…perhaps I would create some as well. I would not ever want this to end… so if the universe is to naturally come to an end…I could just decide that is not the case…it will continue forever, or keep resetting itself indefinitely. As the new God, I’m the one that makes the rules at that point.
I feel weird that I read just the headline and said “these motherfuckers have to be Indian” and they WERE Indian. Don’t even know where that knowledge came from.
