The Laws Of Debauchery

This is a thread for all the shit you do that hurts your soul. Break a girl’s heart? Let us know. Strangle a hobo? Gimme the details. Have a question about the underbelly of society? Ask it here.

I’ll start it off with some random questions:

  1. What is the guy:girl ratio for an Xsome to become an orgy?
  2. What time is too early to get drunk?
  3. What time is too early to do the upper tier of drugs? (not smoking a doob, more like doing a line or chewing some shrooms)
  4. How do you prevent a MMF threesome from becoming “gay”?
  5. Have you ever strangled a hobo?
  1. No ratio. After like 5+ people just start fucking one another its an orgy.
  2. Never too early to get drunk off your ass.
  3. See 2
  4. its only gay if the balls touch.
  5. I don’t think i’ve ever even seen a homeless person.

Sov fucking up, this is basically him hiring a prostitute whilst drunk, couldnt get it up cause it was too blitz so got a homeless dude to join in to see if that would get it going on… well it did and after a ball clash incident the hobo ended up at the wrong end of a 2 handed choke and now he worried about the gangbang hes about to get at the penitentiary.

Am right huh? Btw the answer to all your questions is a solid no.

To be truly debauched, you would have no rules to your debauchery. A depraved person lives by no rules and goes all out.

Have I ever strangled hobo? That’s a hilarious question. Ha ha ha!

Soviet’s questions and Volkan’s answers with those avs…I can’t, rotflmfao!

You monster.

Where’s @angryliberal

I just found the question funny. :smiley: I would never do that, unless it’s for self defense.

The hobo is what this guy calls his B-Tier wiener

HA HA HA!

Never too early to get drunk.

  1. What is the guy:girl ratio for an Xsome to become an orgy?

They say 3 is a crowd, so anything beyond 6 people

  1. What time is too early to get drunk?

If you can still tell what time it is, it’s not too early.

  1. What time is too early to do the upper tier of drugs? (not smoking a doob, more like doing a line or chewing some shrooms)

Any age you aren’t aware of enough to know you shouldn’t be doing them.

  1. How do you prevent a MMF threesome from becoming “gay”?

NEVER LET BALLS TOUCH

  1. Have you ever strangled a hobo?

I was tempted once

http://i.imgur.com/YmDqM42.jpg

The fuck happened here?

man leaves the hobos alone. last week a hobo shared his j with me in exchange for a free drink at the bar. toked up and the bar wouldnt let him in so he fucked off without his drink. thanks hobo for a great night and a free buzz.

Isn’t that the memoir of that Japanese cannibal?

I watched a documentary on him on Vice, creepy as fuck.

I ask about the organization question cuz it legit stumps me. If I fuck 6 girls by myself, is it an orgy or a sevensome?

It’s Albert Fish they did a documentary on him.

White people is all I can say about that guy.

If you fuck 6 girls by yourself you’d need some hella endurance, drugs or to be tapping vag musical chairs style. Not to mention game or money to make it happen.

Is consensual fisting debauchery or just a non standard sexual practice?

oh it was drugs. Just curious on what to refer to it as. Orgy sounds like other guys were involved. I always assumed you had to have a set number of guys/girls before it was an orgy, instead of a gangbang or reverse gangbang.

If she asks you, then no. If you convince her to let you shoryuken her cervix, then yes.

One of my personal favorites from El Bananero

If it breaths and walks, it is already fuckable, if it has boobs even better.