so the big girl did the oldest trick in the book THOTS do…she spread a gay rumor about the kid cuz i ain’t fuckin with her big ass.So I came in the next few days played it cool.Then one day I came in with some flowers and some gummy bears…i know ur thinking wtf why doc bring gummy bears to that yogi bear lookin bitch…the thing was her fat ass would eat anything without questioning…i bought a small bag of those laxative gummy bear joints off Amazon…the fuckery begins
shes at window with a customer
her:Here’s your foo…drops bageyes get wideruns to the bathroom
customer:HEY WHAT THE FUCK U DROPPED MY FOOD!
the other manager takes control of window and settles it
everything is good but the fucked up thing was EVERY1 except me ate that shit.I had my own bag that wasn’t laxative to throw every1 off…Lets just say it was a helluva night and prob the worst night in mcdonalds sales history.The store was basically close at 12am cuz every1 was shittin…and now they think the building needs to be inspected.
I really hope you’re just fucking with us because that is some diabolical shit. Let me find out that white guy that you encountered in the drive thru that day was Wesker and this is the start of his plans for global domination. LMAO!!!
lmao at big mamma jamma eating the gummy bears like:
her:
These are GOOD
me:i know right
smh why did this chick invite others to partake and eat it tho…grown ass man running around with they pants down b4 they hit the bathroom,apron draggin the floor and shit lmao
im standing there like
must be a flu bug
sad thing is there is only 1 stall in the mens bathroom,so niggaz was fucked…
Does Taco Bell really make you guys shit diarrhea and shit? I’ve eaten Taco Bell for like half my life (basically cheesy potato burritos + the steak nachos+ burrito recently) and I’ve never had stomach problems or anything that I remember.
Man, I can’t really even fault you if they fell for that. It’s not a secret that those things will turn your stomach into Chernobyl. Eat enough of them and, well…You saw what’ll happen. I would proably pay money for that security tape though. Big bitch probably bodied a few people getting to that toilet too.
You guys recommend any specific fast food from common fast food places? i been hittin’ recommendations from taco bell and shits been hella good so far. Looking to expand my fast food experience.
Man, I can’t really even fault you if they fell for that. It’s not a secret that those things will turn your stomach into Chernobyl. Eat enough of them and, well…You saw what’ll happen. I would proably pay money for that security tape though.