The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

General Discussion
881

I am NOT fucking with those wings ever again. last time my stomach almost landed in my lap after only two wings. I thought my arm had caught rabies from the amount of pain and insanity it seemed to be in. Not going back for seconds.

-Starhammer-

882

I remember when McD’s had this. LOL!!!

883

that grease man thats why i stopped messing with the fries…most of mcds food make me feel sick.i just roll with the grilled chicken

884

They served pizza at the World’s Largest McDonald’s in Orlando. Can’t really remember how it tasted, must’ve not been that great even when I was a kid. Shitty arcade upstairs with endless ticket games. Anybody ever been there? I could’ve sworn that they had an XvsSF machine

885

Back in the day Mcdonalds had the GOAT cookies,im not talking about the new ish they got but I remember they were like animal cookies.I only had them once

886

I remember them joints!! :tup: They were shaped like the McD’s characters and had taste. TASTE!! DID YOU HEAR ME!!! SHIT WAS GOOD MON!!! That was back when the hamburglar was still out. I guess he fell victim to the three strikes rule. He may have murked Mayor McCheese too. You don’t know how far he’ll go for that burger…

-Starhammer-

887

I remember they had the “fresh baked” chocolate chip cookies several years ago that was good. I also remember other than those old school cookies you’re talking about, they also had some chocolate chip cookies that were pretty good too. But they got overshadowed but the other cookies.

888

Does the waffle have syrup inside em doe? Just might try it next time I visit McDonald’s.

You know, reading Doc’s stories makes me wish I worked for McDonald’s back in the day. For one, I would’ve had more quarters to burn in the arcades. :tup:

889

ain’t ever too late breh lol.shit i might retire at mcdonalds lmao

So i was in grill me and moose man was talking about music…This dude doesn’t dig Dipset…smfh then he went on to say Drake his fav rapper and Cam is gay cuz he rock pink.The Jaffy Joe side of me wanted to slap his Kufi off.Then I asked him did he know big krit?

him:im not listening to no nigga named BIG CLIT

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890

Damn doc. Do you have stairs at your McD’s? you might need to put some there for people like him.

-Starhammer-

891

You can report that the pink range rover was sold, he “can’t do that no more.”

& you know that’s where the dunk contest fell off. Lebron/Kobe used to watch them, lebron joked at for his inspector gadget jacket

892

this nigga moose man for real for real is starting to piss me the fuck off…this dude slacks and tries to get other ppl to do all the work.I told this dude to go get a mop bucket while i cleaned the table and stock…I go get some lettuce from the back…this NIGGA getting a large coke for himself smh,later on it was getting time for me to leave and im stocking up for the overnight crew.He’s making one mcdouble on table and he’s like doc can u make that 4 pc?

me:u can do it breh its not a large order u good

him:silence

its 9:58(im off at 10)

him:can you grab me a block of cheese

me:alrite man after i get this im out man

him:ok

gives him cheese

him:can u help me wrap these sandwiches

*i look at the table and see 3 mcdoubles done and ready to be wrapped)

me:nah man i told u im off

him:you can’t help me

me:IM OFF!!!

him:but ur still here

me:don’t try to play me dog u be leavin mad early talking that help shit

him:silence

As yall have grown to learn in this thread im not a asshole type of person,i dont like to be that person cuz i’ve been treated that way(dave 2.0,bootyjuice,lesbo manager at last mcds).But maaaan,im not letting no1 play me like that

893

say brehs how do I get a obeast sized woman to stop being so thirsty for the god at work?shes the manager

894

She want that wood,get u some. XD

895

I have no clue. But if you do find a way please share your secrets.

896

mighty wings where not bad last time I had them, they where just overpriced, when does the breakfast at taco bell drop?

call @‌ Sovi3t

897

hell fuckin no lol.That bitch arms so big she be looking like Kintaro making sandwiches cot damn

898

I’M DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LMFAO

899

Haven’t been on SRK in a minute and I was welcomed by multiple pages of Doc’s comedy gold.

Best thread on SRK. :lol:

900

and only gets better breh,so umm this shorty i met a few days ago,went out today everything was cool and she invited me to go to her dorm 2mar to watch netflix