I quit last week because I didn’t want to run the gauntlet of Dr. Derps.
Seriously, what the fuck? I can deal with missles assist just fine, but once he’s on point (either because I snapped him in or killed point), I can’t press any button because FOOT FOOT FOOTDIVE hits EVERYWHERE around him (seriously, it even hits behind and above his head). I guess I can attempt to zone him out but that’s kinda tough because his beams beat mine. Everything he does is safe. He can combo off anything, including most of his throws. Even if I have a great move with a great hitbox and I perfectly space it, it doesn’t fucking matter because body dive causes hard knockdown even from a trade AND you have a god damn century to combo from it, even if we traded from the top of the god damn screen.
Oh you’re going to snap him in and try to mix him up? Dr. Derp doesn’t give a shit about your carefully thought out mix-ups, because he’s just going to mash :s: coming in and, like I said, because it hits EVERYWHERE, you just lost that character even though you were behind him and he hit you with the back of his head. Can you guys tell I played a bunch of Dr. Derps in casuals today?
I beat most of them convincingly but GOD DAMN he fucking infuriates me, especially because I mained him in MvC2 and I hate to see his current incarnation. Also because his lasers aren’t pink anymore.