The Haiku Thread

i was bored @ work the other day so…

monkey spanks the mouse
his banana was eaten
rodent is confused

Burning Cherry Blood
Crazy Moth Loves The Fire
Goodnight Kiss Of Death

I’m a 3rd strike fan
capcom please made a PSP
port for the winner

Street Fighter’s Ryu
Versus MK’s Scorpion
Akuma Assist!

ha ha ha ha ha
yo, i saw that on youtube
man, shit was funny.

sitting under sky
arching up, there is no rain
what a happy day

EX tourou zan
punishes crouching forward
ken is massive fail

five syllables suck
seven, got more to work with
five, just way too lit-

The rain is gone now
But now it’s very windy
Just another day

Bobby Funk is my
name, all yall fags are so lame
Im the fuckin best.

Who let the dogs out
What the fuck does that shit mean?
Such a shitty song

Gouki Teleports
Right off the edge of a cliff
BUT HE WENT STRAIGHT ON???

I dig my nostril
A Sticky gooey booger
Oh! heavenly Taste!

The Yellow birdies
flying right around my head
I must mash Buttons!!!


I put in my coin
And hurriedly press the 'Start’
OMG Wrong Game!!!


Chun Li Cammy Rose
What they all have in common;
My undying love

Man, too good. :rofl:

Hey, lets beat up Q!
He’s so slow, it will be fun!
Aww, he taunted 3 times.

It’s ok my friend
It now just means that we can
Beat him up more times!

I put in my coin
Lose to Shotokan Ryu
Must Defeat Sheng Long!?

How does Chun do it?
Thighs get bigger every game
Is there no limit?

mvc2 sucks
gay magneto is broken
fucking ROM

When people play games
They look wierd all hunched over
Trying to combo

Hokuto no Ken
is a way to be homo
without being gay.

Damn the tournaments
Where you get a tough bracket
Some bad luck lately