The Haiku Thread

Wiz hit the button
No more rep for every1
Let’s start all over!!!

So I’m At Starbucks…
Try Peppermint Hot Chocolate…
Before Season Ends.

Mag-fucking-neato!
Where yo’ Curleh Mustache at?
Damn, you so Pringles!

Eat at In-N-Out
When you order the fries say:
“Animal Style.”

The Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals
Which one will win this?

Kurt Warner throwing
Maybe the best receiver
Underdog can win

The Roth-man is here
Along with the best defense
Defense wins the Bowls

In the end who cares?
We’re about to watch THE GAME!
Everyone get HYPE!!!

can i has money?
being jobless fucking sucks.
ebaying my junk…

Welcome to my club
USA of brokeness
do you got any change?

Haiku Ryme of Poor People on SRK:

Premium is up.
Should I fill this meter cup.
Oh spare me a buck.

Street Fighter The Fourth
Kinda like Rumble Fish 2
And some other game?

That shit was easy
I played it on hard mode
and still beat its ass.

Prime is still my fave.
Missile spam all fuckin’ day
Wears on the fingers.

haikus are boring
any loser can write one
yes. including me

SRKFA
DCMetsu Hadoken
What Lousy Damage!

“Ichi Shun Sen Geki” is
Gouki’s Biggest Lie Ever
Only Twenty Seven!

Seth sucks me into
His little Tanden Machine
RING OUT!! WTF???

my name Is Dhalsim
if Zangief SPDs Me
I just Teleport

Hey it’s Rokiseph!
How have you been lately dude?
I hope all is well!

It’s not well for me.
But everything gets better.
Wish it’d be soon though. =\

JGD Chaos
I Hope that Two oh Oh Nine
Will bring you good luck!

im walking down
the path forgotten
will you find me?

Sure I will find you.
Is it a right or a left?
Great! Now, I’m lost, too.

Truly? Are you lost?
Its not a left or a right
Its simply straight

Pancakes are awesome
They taste so sweet and fluffy
Thick syrup’s a bonus

Five, seven, then six?
You were oh so close, dude, but
no cigar for you!

In other news, guys,
this Lady Gaga chick is
hypnotizing me.

I need to wake up
Awake but still sleeping
Lobelia, slap me now!

I saw you at final round
you didnt say hi
but neither did i(then again, i was high)

I can’t read your font
yeah dude 120 percent
please change that mo’fucker