Six, seven, then five.
Well, that was a bit better.
But only a bit.
Fixin that sentence
Hope I do not fail any more
Show me amazing
You’re getting better.
Middle line had eight this time.
Should have had seven.
Haikus are awesome.
The Tekken of poetry.
Everybody wins.
Whoa, check those avs out
Coincidence? Or is it
Elena Av Day
Thunder and lightning
Strike under your wife’s nighty
I think she likes me.
MiyagiShinX
and I seem to have bonded
through our love of legs.
So, gonna go see
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Am I gon git raped?
Rocky Horror Show
Is really fuckin homo
So just do not go
Gay people are fun.
Baddest Halloween party:
SF’s gay district.
Went as Disco Stu,
Wasn’t thinking. Think that’s bad?
Friend was pink cowboy.
500,000
People went to it that year,
Like half grabbed my ass.
Saw this hot chick there,
Bangin body, checked the face,
Had a thick-ass mustache.
Lots of dudes dancing
On E in windows; some fell.
It was raining men.
Met someone, went home,
Checked under the skirt, guess what?
Vag! No punchline here.
Related to Vag
Taking a girl out on date
She has a boyfriend
I feel so dirty
But she said she can not choose
seeing me tonight
Do you even know
who the fuck I fucking am?
Those who do: nuff said.
Found the Haiku thread
Thought GD had it alone
Now I know better
Are limericks here
They too are gone from GD
Need to look around
Fantasy Football
A lot of effort and work
But I own my league
That’s enough for now
Glad to see haiku thread here
Will be back for more
I just saw this thread
And i dont know where to start…
Yup, my first Haiku.
Like turtle v. hare,
Your only chance to catch up
Is hope we slow down.
Boom! Get in the game!
Obama just won
The world is in for some change
Don’t let us down, MAN!
IT’S BLACK TIME NIGGAS!
Tonight, we eat fried chicken!
Down to ride with me?
I checked SRK
And saw this on the front page
I think I’ll join in.
It’s been seven years
Since I last wrote a haiku
Oh what will I do?
I guess I should write
Something about fighting games
But I just play one.
That game with nothing
But little anime girls
Lolis for the win!
Lolis are sweet, but
I blow at Arcana Heart.
Sure sucks to be me.
Obama elected!
Street Fighter four for console!
What is more to come?!