The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

I don’t think I have ever seen u smile

@Neesa

@Neesa with the HUD glasses, superior tech!

thought i’d take a shirtless bearded picture, like @drizzt360

sorry, no chest hair. I’m actually really naturally hairless. Got a little treasure trail of hair leading to my junk, but that’s it for my torso :stuck_out_tongue:

I think it’s time I go to the barber about my beard…no beard oil or beard balm in it yet, fresh from the shower there, not even combed.

http://i.imgur.com/IvNyEiF.jpg

Woke up 4 hours late for work, said fuck it.
Also, inb4 charcoal jokes and eyebrows not on fleek jokes.

What about the “gawd damn those sum big ass ears boi” jokes?
Or the “nigga did you hear the sun come up this morning?” jokes?

Nah, man. I have big ears. They also stick out like side view mirrors.

Your long lost cousin?

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Woke up 4 hours late for work, said fuck it.
Also, inb4 charcoal jokes and eyebrows not on fleek jokes.
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Lebron’s little cousin over here.

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I actually want to grow it long enough I can do something awesome with it. Viking braids or whatever. I need to stop shaving my fucking mustache, but got damn it gets annoying eating soup and getting a mouthful of mustache.

Something stupid like that.

You look like the long lost child of Lebron James and Dumbo the Elephant.

I wish I could grow a beard.

I grow a glorious moustache, but the beard itself stops and just ends up in patches.

Why doesn’t @WTF-AKUMA-HAX blow this thread to smitherines

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Me cosplaying as a sexy Minion

Do the what now?

I dunno why I give you guys this ammunition, but here’s me a few years back as Sweetbread The Pirate. Finally Manx Bladesake shows his purty face:

Bitchin’ beard, Sovi3t. @drwill439 You DO look like Ryze!

Butt pirate

Eater of man booty

I drunkenly shaved the sides off the other day, it looks nicer now.

WHAT? MANX IS A BLACK DUDE!!!

WELCOME TO SRK MY BROTHER

Best post on this page.