The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

There is a disturbing lack of chest hair in here. I’ll rectify the problem presently.

My dude! We both got Batman shirts with the yellow background!

Drizzt gotta stop sending us nude pics from his attic

Man, I got fucking shorts on slut. It’s too hot to wear a shirt. You know you like that shit you fucking h0m0.

Are you imagining that anyone looking at those pics is giving you a blowjob? Every pic I’ve ever seen of you has the camera pointed up.

Machete don’t need t-shirts.

Only you baby.

My profile

I have those same glasses.

He looks like a certain dictator.

Me, with one of my Soul Satellites.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz146/VampireHunterDVX/pf58u.jpg

Paging @Cobalt :eli: :gaycat:

still blowjob only :relaxed:

looking legit mad doe. like you don’t wanna be there for ANOTHER MINUTE!

Yo dog, I heard you like Batman shirts…

Alright, I’m in here.

Photos from the Indian wedding I was at.

I call this one “Imma steal yo’ girl.”

http://i.imgur.com/8wJmuY1.jpg

Gimme a break I was up til 5am drinking with a stripper named Corndog.

I call this one

http://i.imgur.com/W4j4huf.png

http://i.imgur.com/Stf6mqE.jpg

Which is Gujarati for “Imma steal yo’ girl”, according to google translate.

Note the white girl hands on hips, foot forward pose.

Bonus Arrested Development tribute (only had 3 frames to work with)

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/Ge2WVUl.jpg

Non haggard/drunk pics to come, maybe.

White people starting to invade SRK. Nail everything down before they fuck it and take it!

Bodas Puertorriqueñas son los siguientes en mi lista

Trust me I’ve got hipster weddings covered too, I’ll see you at the Artisanal Lightbulb "Factory"
https://youtu.be/rmLp9Mn-5rg

As long as i dont get a blanket in my PM in good…

http://i.imgur.com/kY8INLW.jpg

Shout out to my monitor in my glasses. #leagueoflosers