A damn Mexican Santa!!!
I like the little Donkey Kong swirl you have going up top
I don’t think some of you guys understand the difference between slim fit jeans and skinny jeans
http://i.imgur.com/9Yrilqkl.jpg
Not pictured me caring about work at the moment. Yeah yeah i need a shave bleh! 
I just described it a few posts before. They choose to be ignorant.
I wear skinny jeans. Love my bulge.
Bulge being a sack of Crack Rocks you stuffed into your jeans because they have no pockets or some hipster shit like that.
I can’t pull that off. Bulge is too small.
When your wiener is so small you piss on your own balls, skinny jeans are not an option. It would be embarrassing for me because everyone would know I have a small wiener.
wake up and take a selfie lifestyle 
I’m just glad you didn’t caption it, “I woke up like this.” 
^ need to add some instagram effect too. everyone is an “artist” now.
but I did
SNAAAAAKE pulling out the blue steel just for SRK
and wear a SWAG t-shirt.
is that a bunk-bed in the background :wtf:
yeah I made it. so I have room for other things below. its bolted on the wall actually. there are support beams in the front too. good for non-fat people(clearly not you)
I bet your bunk bed doesn’t even use Tempurpedic or Sleep Master
Bet your ambiguously Persian-lookin-ass never gets any action on the bunk bed either.
it has some kind of memory foam stuff. its like sleeping on the cloud. there is room for another person but I really don’t like ANYONE on my bed. there is some OCD going on here.
“action” happens in my gameroom on the giant comfy sofa. I make sure bitches know what I am into. most don’t mind the game consoles, arcade cabinet, posters, etc. and they like my 80" sharp Q+ tv. everyone knows bigger tv means bigger dicc too
You look hungry
Yo snaaake why your face look photoshopped onto your body?
Where yo neck go?
Now you can’t unsee it.
the fuck you babbling about now :wtf:
Nice haircut, Fabio.
