To be fair I don’t think Matriarch is a chick either. I mean, you expect me to believe a feminist would willingly work at Hooters? Fuck outta here. 
You ain’t a martian, this is a Martain. @“The Martian” :smokin:
I had her on Facebook once and I saw pictures and a video of her. Or maybe that was someone else. LOL.
You look mad cute in that picture, epidemic.
shameless
You need to get rid of the Eye of Sauron. Or at least take it off your TV.
I was gonna ask why you thought I was black, and then I realized everyone on GD is black until proven otherwise.
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I haven’t done this yet, so here.
It’s a year old, and is the most recent accessible photo I have of myself.
WTF Will. You need to grow an epic beard.
I wish, but the military won’t allow it. I’m definitely going to when I get older and shit.
Holy shit @SoVi3t is Sage Francis, one of the absolute greatest rappers of all time posts on SRK cool.
Did you really just post a photo mid-masturbation? Some of you people, man.
Having a Gandalf moment.
Wasn’t sure if you were trolling, so I image searched it and got this:
…Those Ghibli hills though.
Where was this? The Northwest where the redwoods reside, Midwest, Great Plains, Rockies, Adirondacks, Appalachians?
I must know.
<-wants to move to Oregon someday
Trust me. You don’t want one coming in all the time.
Going through multiple disposable razors for each shave is not desirable lol.
You are one ugly prick.
Beards are for white people. The true Asiatic Black man needs not a beard.
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This whole time I thought you were asian thurst.
Thurst going for chubby white girls, I see. Still black after all this time.