The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

So that I have easy access to my keys and so that it will less likely be stolen since nobody would go near my crotch. LOL. Also, it keeps it attached to me which will make it harder to lose.

I carabiner my keys too, actually. My only “OCD” habit is making sure I have my keys, phone, and wallet on me once or twice an hour.

What if a gay man tries to steal your keys :confused:??

He’s getting his ass kicked! Ha ha ha!

Delete.

Niggas beware of your whiffed hurricane kicks :nunchuck:

Yeah, if only they cross the line.

The Struggle™ does not discriminate.
Also, I do have nicer shoes; I just dislike them.
These have character!

Not wrong.

I’m DIYing a foundry/forge for metalworking so that I may recycle what people leave lying around, among other ideas.

…I don’t get why people don’t take stuff that works with just a little fixing, and throw it out to curbs.
Like any kind of TV.
So mad.

Look what comes out of those: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-dismantle-a-CRT-monitor/
If you’re at all knowledgeable about tech, every single TV there is is a a goldmine waiting to be exploited.

Is “crossing the line” new slang for “crossing swords” :wonder: ??

dark picture, and i haven’t really showered or anything yet

Gave up shaving sometime in July, this is the current result.

edit: Hard to see in the pic, but yeah my glorious beard is blond and red. I’m like Thor, only I get more pussy.

inb4 fat pussy joke.

Edit: Yo XthAtGAm3RGuYx, for some reason, I always thought that you where black until you drop the part about you being Hispanic.

dafuq Soviet is white?

and a ginger no less? Get in there my fellow enemy of the sun!

I kinda figure Sovi3t was a white guy.

wow really? I guess I keep mixing him up with raz0r or something I dunno, he just seemed so damn hip!

that beard is pretty awesome. I’m 25 and I still cant grow a full one.

lol what made you think Sovi3t was black? I thought Raz0r was a black man with a repressed hatred of his own people for a long time :lol:

its never been a secret Sovi3t is mostly white.
I say mostly white cuz he has some native american blood in him. which he fully denounces. Since its what keeps getting him kicked out of the Arian nation rallies.
not to mention his love affair with Kangol hats which screams negro on the inside.

Raz0r has always been a spic.

me, I’m martian. Like Mork.
I’m scouting your little planet for eventual conquest and enslavement.
nanu nanu biatches

We’ve been over what Raz0r looks like already
I found one of his family pictures he posted earlier

http://www.factoidlabs.com/portfolio/imaging/journalism/klan2L.jpg

Does anyone actually have proof of this? I do not think for a second sadquotes is a girl. I could be wrong but I seriously doubt it :confused: