The FINAL FANTASY XIV™ Thread: SRKGD's Goin' Balls Deep #Kreygasm

Beta’s just mad Jack keeps whoopin his ass in TTT2. And the fact you use that stupid hashtag crap in the thread title/twitch emoticons shows how much of a joke you are. No wonder twitch is crap so much.

I mean, I’ll type out the thing in how to exp boost. But not till I’m on again so it sounds less confusing.

I’ll have to pm you’ll so Marn doesn’t see any of it, tho.
Right now I’m fixing my CPU. Shit better not be defective!! Hope not… ;_;

Umm, who exactly is Black Heart?

As for Cawi and I, I think Cawi focusing on school and I am a lil pre-occupied with my family. I myself will be leveling slowly, but will more than likely have two others joining our group by tomorrow (cousin and brother).

I noticed in this list that we are a little short on Healing department, so I may push forward WHM to help out in that department.

I’ve been meaning to post this for a while now:

No one should EVER party with, group with, or help Black Heart aka @chiefxironlung until he learns how to play the game. Dude does not read the chat log, doesn’t discuss strategy, and doesn’t go through all the rooms in an instance to get the required Key Items and/or Treasure Chests.

He’s basically an actual Leroy Jenkins. He runs into the boss areas without waiting for party members (locking them out), and does nothing useful.

If you act a fool, you will get put on blast in this thread, and I will make sure your ass is left out to dry when you really need the help, ESPECIALLY when you act like you know what you’re doing and don’t want to learn, and/or say you’re trolling when it’s YOUR ass that needs the dungeon win and most of us were just helping YOU get the win.

Fuck outta here with that shit. You’ve dug your grave, now you lie in it. Until you learn how to actually play the game, you’re on your own. Or I guess you can have your girl help you, provided she can tolerate that level of foolishness.

We’ll also need some ARC/BRDs and THM/BLMs. In a hilarious twist of fate, it seems that BRD is the best DPS in the game as of now, despite people thinking that it was weak (the weakest) earlier on. We need some magic DPSes for the inevitable physically-resistant mobs we’re sure to run into sometime in the distant future.

All I ask is to pay attention to chat, I mean if they just said:
“hey I need to power through this, I have other things to do.”

I’m sure all 3 of us would have understood. That’s all I really needed to hear, not:
“I’m just trolling.”

If it were anyone else doing that run, if I died twice I would have quit then. Anywho, if I’m off all day tomorrow, I will hit 30 CNJ and switch WHM lol

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We’ll also need some ARC/BRDs and THM/BLMs. In a hilarious twist of fate, it seems that BRD is the best DPS in the game as of now, despite people thinking that it was weak (the weakest) earlier on. We need some magic DPSes for the inevitable physically-resistant mobs we’re sure to run into sometime in the distant future.

Cawi is running BRD, I can have my cousin run brd as well. Brother of mine is planning going DRG

My Free Company already found it when I told them. :[. But I don’t think I’ll do it anyway because I can’t risk getting banned after 15-20 hours already in AK. ;[.

Edit: Well I think they figured it out, idk. I lost interest when people kept saying stuff about me getting banned :<

Edit: I wanna play this game. :frowning:

Share secrets :frowning:

Apparently alchemy also has a similar turn in for super fast leveling.

Orrrrrr I’ll just make a new character on Levi (if it’s open after the maintenance). I told my BF I wanted to transfer servers when they came out and he got sad because our RL friends and his best friends play on Ultros. Well, fuck. :rofl: I’ll let you know if I can get on Levi. I’m use to grinding multiple characters (thanks Maple Story) so, it’ll be whatever.

Nevertheless, there’s a 1GB patch up right now if you want to have it already downloaded and ready for when the servers come back up. :tup: Since I can’t lvl up anymore, might as well go to sleep… Ugh.

Was just coming i here to mention the 1gb patch. I fired it up to log on and see what was up, glad I did and got that patch outta the way.

Shut up!

is that 1 gig like a non console thing? the game told me like 700 megs.

Not gonna lie, that shit was hilarious, when I was assuming that was how he played. I wish there was an emote where your character just rolls around laughing on the floor, be cause I was in stitches, my ribs felt like they got bodied by George foreman. I was all the way dead.

Beta was All caps in this bitch trying to catch dudes attention.

No Response, He continues into the cave, beta goes

“Fuck that let him go, die he’ll learn to read the chat”

So we all convene at the room we are supposed to be entering to get this loot.

Within like 30 seconds, Black heart comes back sprinting to us with like seven or eight niggas on his tail, absolutely hilarious.

And then it kinda got stupid at the end when he said he was trolling. I would have been easier to understand if he’d have been like: “I’m just doing my job” Cause in DCUO most niggas don’t really talk, we kinda just do, and move onto the next thing.

Finally got a character in Leviathan and Gilgamesh since it seems like those servers have the strongest players at the moment.

I guess I don’t mind rerolling, as long as I get to fuckin’ play this time around!!

EDIT: Get in while you can, guys.

Damn, I might reroll on Leviathan then. I’m not that far, so it shouldn’t be a big deal. I think I’ll go conjurer this time

haha installing on my work computer just to make a dude, squeenix obv thought I was a leet haxxor and made me reset my pw

FML, i play this mourning then logout i set myself back up to play again and what do i get? 3102, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

got an error, got logged out, and now it’s saying I’m still logged in and won’t let me on. Should of known square wouldn’t fix anything.

Yea shit is nuts, I backed out completely then was able to get on shit is down right scary. shit wtf