The Fappening 2: The Second Cuming: Blue Balls Edition

There’s a big difference between loving your intimate other and having intimate material of your lover. I’ve been with my wife for 7 years (5 as a couple, 2 married) and we’ve made a very conscious decision not to create any of that stuff. Now I’m sure I could convince my wife to do it, but then I’d have material that I’d have to be weary off 24/7. Between nieces who like playing with our phones and letting people borrow it for calls, you don’t know what’s going to accidentally happen.

While the fappening was a massive intrusion of privacy, it is also a dire warning about creating this type of stuff in the digital age. As long as it is stored in an electronic device, it is never really all that safe. People really need to analyze the media they create with far more care than they have.

A token can never replace your loved one. A token doesn’t fill the void. It makes the longing worse. Nothing replaces talking with your loved one or being with them.

whuteva, Guadalupe. i’m still the man.

high kicks

which is kinda funny since they were the first touchscreen phone. alot of people had a storm 1 and 2 when they came out but then iphones just went nuclear in terms of cool kids.

Hey, a post from Pertho I totally agree!

It’s the end of the world as we know it [and I feel fine]

Honestly, what ever happened to the old days of taking your nudes with a Polaroid camera?

Back then, people in a long-distance relationship used to send his/her significant other said pictures trough snail mail?

Carrier pigeon bruh

“Dark wings, dark pussy” they used to say back then, according to George RR Martin

Not bad if you think about it. Send a care package to your loved one with a love letter, lotion/lube, pocket tissue, and four freaky-ass polaroids with “Burn Later” on the back.

It’d definitely warm my heart (and nether regions)…

The thing that gets me is that, how could someone feel completely secure with that stuff on their phone when VIDEOTAPES have been stolen and leaked. Kim K, Pam & Tommy, Heather Locklear & whoever… I mean, it seems like Rule #1 of being a celeb, if you have a sextape, it’s PROBABLY gonna get leaked.

If anything, we learned that there’s at least ONE instance where being a celebrity doesn’t confer some kind of advantage. :stuck_out_tongue:

men think/care with their penis’.

nah, those “stolen” videotapes were given to a production company (IIRC affiliated with Vivid) and released for a profit. many celebs did it; mostly lower list celebs and reality stars. Leighton Meester’s tape was probably one of the final tapes about to be “leaked” before The Fappening and it had stuff like her giving footjobs and other freaky stuff (allegedly), but somehow it was never posted past a few thumbnails of her naked and nobody has a copy (pretty sure she has a copy and won’t give the ‘ok’ to release it; at least not yet)

One thing that has probably been forgotten is that we live in a post Paris Hilton world. That woman single-handedly manipulated every American news agency into becoming her personal advertisers. It boggles my mind, to this day, how incredibly adept she was at it. She is also the standard for how much damage (or how little in actuality) the leaks do. Taking the situation with her sex tape, compromising imagery of a celebrity doesn’t do much to hurt their careers Given enough time (oh, give and take a 5-8 month window) it gets lost in the media shuffle.

They should all take a lesson from her and just handle the loss like nothing happened. This entire situation is a bigger issue for the NSA and the CIA than it is for women taking nude pics of themselves. I mentioned this in another thread, but the peopl responsible for this basically told the world “look how shitty security is, we got a bunch of titties for shits and giggles!”

Man, fucking Paris Hilton. Still fucks me up how she managed to take so many news outlets for a ride in such an easy way. Its bloody brilliant since she created a product out of nothing, had people paid to keep the production line going and didn’t have to change her lifestyle for any of it. She got too greedy though, she just had to try and get a singing career. Need that rofl smiley back because of how much of a colossal fuck up that was. oh fuck it, :rofl: Those were some weird days.

Yeah. Back then the P.O. didn’t really inspect all mail thouroughly so someone could slip a letter and the pictures in an envolope and keep it moving. There is also no explanation why Polaroid was the best way. If you took nudes with a 35mm camera, you had to take that film to be developed. The tech is going to see what’s being developed and there were stories how the techs would make copies of nude pictures for themselves.

Paris Hilton is a goddess among women

So SnapChat got hacked - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29569226

I believe this should not be a surprise to anyone

Maybe I’m just old and cranky, but SnapChat is one of the most stupid apps I’ve seen and it baffles me why it’s so popular

Keke Palmer’s nudes got leaked…Thank you!!!

Did you even read the article? It had nothing to do with Snapchat, it was third party apps that people used in place of snapchat (probably so they could save without notification, unlimited time, saving, etc) that got hacked and all those pictures were compromised.

Its popular because its a relatively safe way to send nudes while minimizing the long term repercussions