The Expendables (2010)

took forever for this kind of movie to go down but I’m glad it did. Saw it with the GF and it was awesome. some parts were meh but overall I was entertained. :tup:

Stathem as WS put it stole the show.

funny thing was that AA12’s destruction isn’t all that unrealistic. with explosive shells it can do that kind of destruction :wow:

haha funniest thing I’ll probably read all week :tup:

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I was hoping that Dolph and Sly were gonna break down and start fuckin boxing it out after that chase scene. It would’ve been the best part of the movie if Dolph would’ve said “I must break you.”

im at fault actually, for believing fanboys like you guys. theres a good chance most of you guys would be entertained by just going to a jym and looking at buff dudes, prefferably buff old dudes. best part of the whole movie was the jet li and jason stathem owning at the end. predators was decent at best, this was a lil worse than predators actually. pred 2.5 or 3 out of 5 at most, this 2 or 2.5 at most.

notice how serious reviewers from various magazines that actually know movies give this a 3 out of 5. they aint nearly as hard as a critic as i am. you could always lower your standards and enjoy mediocre crap though. good for you.

Just saw this movie over the weekend.

The Expendables

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The part when Terry Crews cleaned out that hallway with the AA-12 was awesome. So was the part where they dumped the fuel from the plane on the dock and lit it up.

When I read his bio years back it was one of the few times I actually felt genuinely emasculated. lol

…except the part where he banged Grace Jones… ugh…

As if his legend couldn’t grow any more: Burglars tie up woman - but flee the house when they realise she’s married to action hero actor Dolph Lundgren | Mail Online

:rofl:

i’m so glad i didn’t pay to see this film. The knife fights were nice, but otherwise there are no redeeming qualities in this. Stallone masterbated to himself in this one.

Man this flick was a lot of fun. I think they could have did more with Jet Li but thats me being biased. That movie does bring up a good point though. Who would win between Jet and Dolph? I know they both could Van Damme, all they would have to do is toss a bag of dope on the ground and stomp on his head when goes to sniff it up.

If you found no joy from this movie, you have no testosterone in your body, you might as well get a sex change.

Oh and if there Is a sequel I’d like to see the Rock as the bad guy.

Man after looking at that link I realized that Dolph would be awesome if he played Doctor Ido if and when they ever decide to do a Battle Angel movie. Anyways it’s a shame that this is the only decent flick worth watching out now besides Inception because I would kill for a Battle Angel movie right around this time. Definitely not enough action flicks. Guess I will hope I can find some Donnie Yen to download.

yeah after reading dolphs bio last week on yahoo i was like dammmmnnn, this niggas gdlk. got a newfound respect for him than i did before.

also go see the movie.

Like i said, i the knife fights were nice, but everything else is ass.

Word, that dude is like old school Nazi superman. After seeing this movie I have renewed my love interest for the AA-12. If only you could use the nade rounds in Cod.

Dolph’s resume reads like a Bond villain’s

:lol: best you can do is wit for Black Ops for the ability to use a SPAS12 w/ Dragon’s breath. AA12 is the new Desert Eagle

Movie was okay.

Would have prefferred more iconic bad guys though. In the final battle, they really only had 2 (stone cold and the kickboxer) against the 5 expendables (stallone, li, coutoure, statham, crews). The bad guys had a whole army behind them, but I would have preferred more boss level guys. The final boss was a pussy so he doesn’t count.

you need to watch this movie because you have a testosterone shortage in your fragile body. real men dont need to watch bitchmade movies. something you wouldnt know jack shit bout. i still dont see how the fuck people can say this movie is that fucking good, its mediocre at best. its not even on par with some of the 80’s action flicks, and most of those are not even that good anymore.

Thats why i’m pissed JCVD passed on this movie, cause i guarantee he would’ve been one of the bad guys along with Daniels and Stone Cold.

Just came back from seeing it again.

That Austin tackle is still godlike. :smokin:

L-O-L.

A walking live Chuck Norris meme. :rofl: