Well, I’m sure that I may be one of 42 people in the entire world that still enjoys Ultimate Muscle on Gamecube. My best friend and I turned on the other Halo-freak guys(*from the previous night of Gaming Madness) to this game, but I doubt they’ll stick with it…even though they enjoyed it.
Anyway, I hadn’t played in a long time before since PSO addiction came back strong, along with DBZ:sw. Now, I’ve made a new character with a great name/gimmick : BUKKAKE the MOIST. Yes, he’s intended to be a sentient mass of “bukkake” that took humanoid form and joined the league. Unfortunately there’s not much you can do to make a simple blob-guy type of design, since CAW options in that game are limited…but I think it came off well(BUKKAKE has the white “clam face” head, and the “poodle style” tufts of hair on the arms and legs…off-white color of course…these serve as the “globules of jizz” in terms of this particular character. His finisher is #22—the one where your opponent looks up and sees you hovering in the air, he comes down and beats him up into the air, and jumps up to slam him hard back down to the mat. I forgot the default name, but I named it “BUKKAKE Bash Special!”. White hit sparks are abundant here, so it fits the character’s disgusting theme.)
I also created 3rd Turd, who is yet another living shit creature.(*I already have a “Dookieman” wrestler) 3rd Turd has the cool horned mask, which is the source of his powers of course.
I wish they’d make a sequel for this on Gamecube or another system…with the same cel-shaded style(*I read about another UM game on Ps2, but they switched over to regular polygons, I think, and I hear this game sucks.), but an expanded CAW feature. I want a CAW feature that REALLY lets my imagination go wild, so I can make Jesus Christ, Princess Di’s Corpse, OJ Simpson, etc…just like the good ol’ days on WWF Warzone.(*that game actually sucked, but damn…that CAW mode was TIGHT. You could make nearly any kind of sick, twisted original character. All it needed was height options, so you could make midgets.)
*oh yeah…kinda rambled off before concluding the point…I wish they’d make a PROPER sequel(*something like this game, not whatever that ugly bullshit is on Ps2)…but there is no hope, because as I said many times before. All the 3rd party companies had a meeting…and they came to the unanimous decision that Gamecube is just “too ghey”, so they will all no longer support it. For the past year or so now…“Multi-platform Release!” has REALLY meant: “for Xbox and Playstation 2. No love for GC because we’ve decided it’s just too gay.”