The Cross Assault thread (link to stream in 1st post)

Just to add to this, think of it as the resident Jerk in whatever sports team you care about(and if you don’t like sports than this anology is not for you and I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like sports so don’t respond then, omg this parenthesis is too long and needs to end now).

Everyone else seems to think Rockafella’s an asshole, but he’s OUR ASSHOLE. DON’T TALK ABOUT OUR ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

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Cough…

On topic: sorry, i’m not a hater but If I were Capcom I’d just send everybody home and give them some apology for wasting their time.

And then give Desk a copy using overnight shipping.

Aris vs Haunts on stream was actually pretty good, Aris was actually doing pretty nasty looking combos.

FUCK YEAH ARIS

spooky playing haunts on tekken stream!

lol Final TAP

Yo that was sick LOL, they got bodied by that Hugo.

This shit kills brain cells.

Who booked this crap?

Max is a total Capcom shill, but I have to give him credit for how hard he is trying to get this shit over; I couldn’t do it.

Seth is channeling Al from Home Improvement with his wardrobe choice.

Man this shit is funny man, and I’m not usually one to laugh at the chat.

I would say “that was rigged” but Steve just did a King knee combo

which is the most unoriginal thing in the world. At least Hornett tried something original.

Also lol @ Sub being the one who did the best out of all of them and being the first one eliminated. This is such a sad, sad reality show.

So Street Fighter Combo was SWAG?.. Tasty Steve combo with his loops were more SWAG than SF Team combos…

No wonder why Nerdjosh never wins in any tourneys. Dude is so scared of the pressure and the spotlight being put on him.

Nerd Josh needs to get 200 out. Leave Miranda, that’s a pointless kill.

Does anyone understand why Renic is forecasting his team losing tomorrow?

These pussies are being flaky and unwilling to step up to the plate. Valle needs to put that hammer down and light some fire up their asses, at least light it up Nerdjosh’s ass.

The rules are so stupid. If you guys think about it…it NEVER MATTERS what team wins every challenge. Team SF can win every single challenge and at the end of the tourney there will still be 1 Tekken player and 1 SF player in the finals. Such a dumb a55 mechanic.

There is a very obvious strategy here where you throw up your own worst player vs their best player, leaving a win win situation where you either trim the fat or eliminate the problem from the other team.

The longer 200 yen and bronson sit with the game the more of a chance they have, they shoulda just thrown nerd josh or renic in there with them day one.