Green I’mma going to try that out tomorrow. Getting low on bread anyways.
Recent Non-Work Personal Experiences
Nothing to report. Read the knife sharpening tutorial that Green posted and learned a LOT. There is a lot to absorb in and got lost in some of the lingo, but I’m pretty fucking stoked to use my Xmas Gift money to buy a knife set soon. Question is, I don’t know what or how many different knives I should get. Chef’s, paring and a meat knife obviously with a steel. Scissors I’mma going to go for as well but not necessarily from the same place I’m going to buy my knife set. Going to buy the one where the blades can be released so I could clean and sharpen if necessary. Going to bite the bullet and get Henckel knives since they are entry level higher end knives and of course ready to be abused at work. Going to have a nice little surprise to get something engraved on my chef’s knife. Totally think R U OK? On one side and “BUSTA WOLF!” on the other. I’m such a Goddamn geek.
Work Related Experiences
A crazy story from my previous job. Dishwashers were pretty hard to keep in a small town, especially when it was booming in the oil patch where you could make $25+/Hour for probably the same amount of effort, time and pain in dishwashing. It’s not so much the long hours as the being the last fucking person to close the restaurant after most people left. We had an army of kids who are pretty unreliable and worst yet…stupid as fucking bricks. Being kids and going to school, daytime dishwashing was a mess at best of times. What happened is that we ended up hiring a pregnant lady to be the daytime dishwasher. Which was probably the worst fucking idea in the history of the restaurant.
My supervisor at the time liked me because I just followed orders. It didn’t matter that I was starting out in the industry; apparently I was miles above some of the other guys he had to supervise at the time. Not a conflict of cooking ideals, but just being plain lazy. Our daytime dishwasher was also going to be partial prep-cook at the same time in which that’s when the shit started to fly. The funny thing is that she applied to be a server but seeing on her resume that she had prior kitchen experience, they put her in the back of the house. My supervisor hated her right off the bat. I don’t know if it was because it was a woman or because she just contradicted him at the wrong time which stuck in his head far too much that it should…but some of the things he said behind her back were the most horrible things I’ve ever heard any human being say to another human being in real life. He went so far to say "You know what man? I think she has AIDs…really I really do think she has AIDs. It’s like a vacuum just went into her mouth and just sucked her face in. And her teeth, total crack addict!" I politely shown my fake response of “really?” with him and kept on going with prep. Funny thing is that he was totally two-faced about it all. He argued with her maybe twice, (perhaps more when I wasn’t around) but when she was around sometimes he would initiate a group hug.
The most dirty and perhaps justifiable thing I saw him do was on her first or second day, after she left work; my supervisor went into the cooler only to find her handbag in there with some various food-items. Not particularly foodsafe or sanitary according to him and he basically blew a gasket. Being a bit hysterical he acted like he was stumbling around and let the handbag go on purpose to fall down to the floor. There was a glass drink in there and it basically soaked everything which the next day when she came in to look for her handbag, he just said it must’ve just fallen off the rack somehow…he found it like that.
Internet Ramblings
None.
Television/Movies
The Germans are pretty unfunny in their films. When No Reservations with Zeta Jones and Aaron Eckhart came out, I wanted to see it just because it’s about a restaurant. I knew it was going to be shit but I eventually found out it was yet another American adaptation of a foreign film. I watched the original movie; Mostly Martha/Bella Martha and it’s probably better than the US version. However it’s been a while since I saw a film so fucking dour where any attempt at humour or even romance is almost crushed by the serious tone of the film which by relation…almost makes said humour and romance seem far too serious for it’s own good. Overall it’s an alright film, probably more alright than the US version. However I must see the film Last Night, which apparently accurately portrays how it is in a restaurant.
Recipe Recommendation
Easy Ass Pizza Dough
Just a recipe for pizza dough that I’ve been using for the past few months from Delia’s How to Cook book series Book 2. To some degree it is a pain the in ass to make, but really…you’re saving money; you know what fucking ingredients you’re putting in and best of all it doesn’t taste like chewy cardboard that even pizza shells taste like. Try it out. The first real hurdle is doing it first. Remember cooking anything is like trying out some sort new activity. It’s frustrating at first because of the time you waste by reading, rereading and making sure things are correct. But with anything with practice, eventually you will get the hang of it and the “lie” of the prep-time will actually become true.
Ingredients
6oz (175g) plain white soft flour (extra flour for rolling).
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon easy blend dried yeast.
0.5 teaspoon of sugar
1 TABLEspoon olive oil
4 fl oz (120 ml) hand hot water.
Serves 2 (but for more voracious appetites double the batch, even quadruple…I’ll explain later)
Procedure
You could warm up the flour in the oven just to give the dough more of a headstart to rise, but I usually don’t. Sift the flour, salt, yeast and sugar into a bowl, create a small well in the middle and add the olive oil and water. Start mixing the dough with a large spoon and use your hands to bring it all together at the end. Add water accordingly if there are dry bits.
Knead the dough on a clean floured surface for about 3 minutes until it develops a bit of a sheen and blisters on the surface. It should feel springy and elastic. Leave the dough in a grease bowl with either a tea cloth or cling wrap over it in a warm place and wait one hour or when it doubles in size.
When it’s ready, you can knock/knead the dough into a nice ball which redistributes the air in the crust so it’s even throughout. Now if you followed my advice earlier about making a double or even triple batch; here’s where after kneading it, you can take the portion you want and portion off the rest and wrap it up in cling wrap and freeze it. So if you feel like having pizza on day, just take one piece of frozen dough out in the morning, put it into the fridge and it’ll be thawed out by the time you get home…ready for toppings and cooking. You’ll never have to order again.
Finally stretching the dough. I’m not a professional, but me personally I flatten the ball out a bit and then just pulling from the edges. This will already create a rised crust while making the middle thin so you have less to do for forming the edge. When it get’s large enough, you can use your fists and basically pass it back and forth from knuckle to knuckle, slightly pulling it each time to increase the diameter. The recipe says that it yields a 10" pizza, but the most I ever got was like a 8-9", once again it might be because did something wrong during the yeast part. I usually activate my yeast separately in a bowl of warm water with sugar.
Top it off with your toppings of choice, add a splash of olive oil if you want and bake on a tray or pizza tray at 450F until the middle is brown, the cheese is bubbling or about 15-20 minutes.
The only problem I found with this recipe so far is that when the toppings are done, the dough is still a bit limp. You will not be getting a crisp bottom crust unless you probably give the cooking pan a bit of oil to aid in crisping. Also for the recommended serving amount will make for a very very thin crush pizza for about 8" in diameter, I might have been using yeast that isn’t as potent anymore; it certainly isn’t a great crust, but it certainly isn’t chewy cardboard. I’d recommend doubling up on the recipe if you want to have an actual pizza that will fill you up rather than be a flatbread snack.
Toppings are whatever the fuck you want. Fresh is always good, but if you already put this much effort into the dough, then having something canned would be alright. I mean who the fuck wants to peel a pineapple? Main thing though is to keep the fucking toppings simple. Don’t overload it because there will be a LOT of water and therefore soggy pizza. Instead, when your dough is rising, slice up a few vegetables and give them a light fry in some oil and season before you put them onto the pizza. Raw is also alright if you want that extra crunch.
As for a multi-tasker and great flavour addition to the pizza, add on a few cloves of roasted garlic. For the recipe, it’s as follows:
Ingredients
-1-6 bulbs of garlic (the more the better but adjust for how often you use it)
-Olive Oil, enough to wet the top of the garlic
-Salt and Pepper to taste.
Procedure
Set oven to 400f degrees. Cut off the top of the garlic bulb so all of the garlic cloves are exposed. If you miss some that’s alright but it just makes extracting easier. Give it a small splash of olive oil, some salt and pepper and wrap in aluminum foil. Bake in the center of oven for 50 minutes - 1 hour. Check on it after 50 minutes and if it’s really soft and brown take it out before it burns, if not, cook longer.
If you’re stingy bastard like me, you’d use a fork or carefully a small knife to fish out the cloves. They should pop out with no problem. If you don’t care and just want it out; after they are cool or cold enough to handle without burning, just squeeze the bulb over a bowl and the cloves will squish out.
Lots of uses for roasted garlic. In this case just slather it on the pizza for added flavour. You can just eat it because it’s lost it’s heat and becomes incredibly sweet. Add it to your canned spaghetti sauce for more added flavour or your homemade tomato sauce. Spread in on bread just to eat it or add some diced tomatoes and basil to have bruscetta. Also spread it on crackers with a nice green herb like cilantro or parsley.
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