Jamaican brother just smooth talked his way from not getting eaten and jacked by Issac and his horde!!
Belmont gave hands to a werewolf. And I will never stop laughing at alucard talkin shit about his whole gene pools punching abilities
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Jamaican captain trying to talk some sense into Issac, and its seems to be working.
Regular Black folk OP in Castlevania!!
Update:
The only two humans who came out on top in Season 3 of Netflix Castlevania without crippling depression.
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Yeah, S3 was live. I just wish I didnāt binge the whole thing in one day.
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You killed that bastard thing, you get one free.
I love youā¦
Keep a close eye on that mother fucker. Warren Ellis seems to be a HUGE fan of Curse of Darkness.
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Jesus of murder this season is already better than the last 2 and Iām only two episodes in.
Iām also two episodes in. Crossing my fingers that the old Jamaican sailor ends up being Grant.
Iām loving Sypha child like enthusiasm to killing monsters.
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Woohoo boy did that get nerfed at the end of this season. Speaking of childā¦Castlevania continuous the tradition of āFuck dem Kids!!!ā
That twist got me, smh!!
God I hope so!!!
Jamaican Brotha was to smooth and cool to not come back for another season.
This show is ass. Created for low iq netflix only weebs and fujoshiās. It is basically just Warren Ellis showing us all his disturbing fetishes in these round about ways. If you look at his shitty blog post you will realize I am spitting 100% facts. 3rd season still features shitty choppy animation, trash ass voice acting with fuck heads whispering half their lines, and Hector being a full on cuck whose sole purpose is to inflict upon us Ellisās wack ass BDSM fetish. People really over giving this shit an excuse saying itās some big setup for the 4th season when this season itself was almost a long as the other two previous seasons combined.
Tired of these dumb ass fake fans that donāt even know shit about the source material but applaud Alucard the vampire asexual who would never lay with anyone in fear of giving birth to another half breed gleefully taking it up the ass like some goofy hentai slut from some random unimportant nobodies. Surprised he didnāt scream kimochi as that single solitary tear fell from his eye. Warren Ellis needs his whole ass beat for this continued travesty
Also the whole reveal about Judge being some crazy murder killing kids was as forced and edgy as the whole shitty scene with Issac running around with a bunch of monsters in a well guarded port city. Just wack like all the dumb ass flashbacks made only to showcase more mindnumbingly retarded violence. Even Go Nagai isnāt this bad.
Sypha losing her smile hurt. It will suck if she develops a personality similar to Trevor. The twist got me too.
Hector fucked himself in the worst way possible. Holy shit is he a dumbass. Issac fulfilling his revenge would be a mercy.
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I could listen to Isaac talk to the captain all day, the dialouge is just amazing. Itās honestly more interesting than the action scenes, not that those suck by any means.
Crazy how Isaac went from a minor footnote to THE most interesting character in the series
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I guess its time to mute anglepalm, no one needs this kind of negativity in their life.
I need to rewatch the second season before I watch this one. Itās been awhile.
I feel bad for Alucard, man. Those two pulled quite the psych number on him.
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Damn Al, manās just canāt catch a break
Hector got honey-dicked and fucked over (again), king of Lās
Iām a big Warren Ellis fan and some of this is half right, and the other he has admitted to on purpose:
donāt know about the Cuckery part. Thatād be more on Garth Ennis.
Also fuck you guys for over selling that Alucard threesome. Thought the dude was gonna get hit with an MvC1 Zangief/Hulk duo super, instead it was some Cinemax shit. I was ready to start laughing and then PFFT.
One thing the show did confirm is that Alucard doesnāt have a dick. Thatās just mad weird 
Lmfao that 3some came outta nowhere.
I was like wait whatttt lmfaooo. I was convinced this was just to fuck with the poly shippers who came out after season 2.
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I can see what Angelpalm is getting at it with the animation. Its servicesable to me. Overall pretty cool in places though.
Considering they probably arent getting a major bankroll, it is what it is.
The last few mins of the last episode is going turbo hard right now.
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Yeah itās clear where the budget went into. Itās sad the whole show wasnāt animated that way. I get itā¦ I understand it costs money. But this is also why Iāve been picky about the animation.
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