The Bison Thread

lmao yeah me too! And the normal is awful. Game is shit. Monkeys playtested it or something

:eek: Hoping the patch fixes these input bugs; it affects more characters than just Bison, but Bison gets hit the hardest by it.

Capcom seemed fine leaving the input bugs in Marvel, but I hope they decide to take these more seriously as they are extremely detrimental to gameplay.

THIS.

So Im not crazy!!!

Mama I can come home now, no more pills and shots!

first impressions of this game:

“OH MY GOD MY STICK IS BROKEN, WHY CANT I DO A SCISSOR KICK OR JUMP MP?!”

texts friend

Finds out he is having same problems

Facepalms

For the life of me I still can’t figure out why – or the timing – of cr. lp, st. lp, cr. lk, lk scissors. Instead of cr. lk I do a standing one instead.

Why not do c.LP s.LP c.MK or c.LP s.LP s.LK c.MK instead?

I haven’t tried it in this game but my biggest problem is getting the scissors to come out. I got the back dash/scissors cancel thing down though lol.

The scissor cancel has to be very deliberate. You can’t do the :db::f::db::k: like you could in SF4.

Bison/Vega is pretty lame. I think I’ll run that as my alternate team to Kazuya/King.
Pokes all day everyday. Vega also has some nice combos.

That’s the best I can do for Bison at least he made a squad he might be riding the bench but he is on the team.

Imma look my replays over see if I can get some new stuff for you guys. In the mean time, here’s some messages in my mail bag, got stuff from fan mail to stalk mail to ex psycho salt mail, to time out salt mail

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/snipernightowl/fgt.jpg

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/snipernightowl/ssd.jpg

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/snipernightowl/cool.jpg

:

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/snipernightowl/ssda.jpg

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/snipernightowl/d.jpg

lol

Glad to see Bison still good at pissing people off.

:eek: -dead- @ EX WAKEUP MUCH

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

Actually, I wanna see if I can find something on mine. I don’t know if I have a way to get it to my comp from my camera, though…

P.S. - Wow, I’m slow. Got 'em. Can’t top SN0, but I have some fun ones.

LOL this is my friend Abe–he’s awesome, haha

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122156-02.jpg

This is from waaaaay back in the day when Super came out. Posting for posterity.

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122154-00.jpg

Oh yes.

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122157-00.jpg

Eternal Hatred, Vol. 1

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122156-00.jpg

Eternal Hatred, Vol. 2

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122156-01.jpg

I mean, come on…

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122155-00.jpg

Finally, nothing is as satisfying as sending this in return to some genuine PSN hate.

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http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/Yanikku/0320122158-00.jpg

I love this character.

LOLOLOL

ARE YOU A GUUURL? DONT WORRY IM NOT GONNA STALK YOU THO.

muahhaha

man I got NO hate mail…none…not since vanilla.

But since we’re on the subject, when I lived in Korea an online warrior got real salty, I mean soy salty. I picked training room each time to try and mitigate lag (dunno if this is true but I just figured less stuff to load in the background=less lag), beat the guy 10-0 in endless. He wasn’t even bad, lots of close matches too, but afterwards he sends me an epic paragraph in Korean (hangul) about how he doesn’t appreciate being thought of as a ‘training dummy’ since I picked training room each time he thought I was trolling/insulting him lolol.

some people are so sensitive its borderline neurosis. lol

:eek: Great Bison player.

COINCIDENCE?!

dude you just leveled up my ability to trolli hatemailers. I always used “umad”, but I’m stealing “MY PSYCHO POWER KNOWS NO LIMITS” o lawdy

So are other charge characters moves glitched up like Bisons?

or “my psycho power feeds on hatred and death!” I would respond that, but I’m too lazy. Tuesday lines like “for you, the day Bison timed you out, was the greatest day of your life… but for me… it was Tuesday” also would work

someone call you a pussy? Reply with “OF COURSE!” hahaha Bison is so epic.

And as far as I know no other charge characters have nazi input like Dictator does , anyone feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

so what are you guys doing against rolls?

anticipate and walk backwards to punish. Word on the streets claim auto correct psycho crusha takes care of it too, I need to try it