THAT AIN’T RIGHT! WOW!!
It’s like when Ding Dong Daddy appeared on Teen Titans, complete with 50’s slang and his hot rod in stow. I thought that was so awesome they used someone SO obscure.
I think I’m the only person that knows these guys without wikipedia. 
Reason being because I ran up on a bunch of Who’s Who books when I was a kid for $0.25 a piece. That’s what they were worth!
Now see? THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ BOUT WILLIS!!! Instead of having plastic man, they could’ve put in Ding Dong Daddy!!! Shit would’ve been PERFECT!!! Fighter X would be getting more rep right now if I could. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Starhammer, I repped him for ya.
By the way, would you say this is better than The Batman cartoon?
Yeah this show is better than The Batman but I never hated The Batman. It was an enjoyable show and i dug some of the newer concepts of his rogue gallery. Didn’t expect the show to go Justice League lite in its final season.
This is about as good as it gets for cartoons nowadays. Anythings better than Batman Beyond.
Thanks, guys!
Now you guys know, there is a tier even below Naruto’s “TenTen” tier. Woozy Winks.
Now? Yes. B&B is fresh and ongoing. The Batman is already over with, doing reruns on boomerang (The irony does not escape me), and I’ve seen all the episodes over and over. If they were to run side-by-side at the same time on different channels? I wouldn’t be able to call the one I’d watch more.
Y’know, the way it’s looking now is like this when it comes to worthless bitches…
STARHAMMER’S LISTING OF WORTHLESS BITCHES
Note: list only covers worthless bitches known to Starhammer. Alter as is neccessary to one’s own knowledge.
Rules: Top to bottom means Top tier are bitches who have the most potential to finally leave the list, but just haven’t done anything yet.
Top Tier:
Stormtrooper-types (I.E. Star wars soldiers, ANBU, Rent-a-flunky types,etc)
Top-mid Tier:
Asuka: (NGE) Loud-Mouthed, Arrogant, and bitching 24/7, but at least she can drive a stick…and Evangelion unit-02 A.K.A. “Red”. She would score lower, but she DID Deliver one of the BEST Anime ass-whuppins ever seen during the angel invasion scene in the movie End Of Evangelion. Despite that being her only real claim to fame, it was a good one IMO.
Kagome: (Inuyasha) As much as I hate the character, (Let’s face it. I have never made it through a single episode.) At LEAST she can fire a damn bow and arrow AND hit a target…Unlike ANOTHER bitch I will be mentioning later. on to
Mid-Low tier: (Me not doing simple “Mid” Tier.)
Soi Fon: (Bleach) Bitch, first of all, SHUT YO’ MOUF!!! Second, GET A REAL JOB! Secret assassins? Starhammer laughs at you. When’s the last time you snuck up on someone? Come to think of it, when’s the first? All the fights in bleach take place OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!!! Your OWN zanpakto, Suzume Bachi, not only Told you that you are worthless, but explained why. this leads to number three…
Give it up. you’re not gonna get any of the Kitty Titties. Yoruichi don’t do dames, so the love interrest is one-sided there. You can’t out-muscle her. I think she demonstrated that she has the undisputed upper hand in THAT department. Also, you’re leading the heh heh 2nd squad while she’s running around on Earth. Long distance relationships don’t usually work out even if they start up hot and heavy. Let it go hun. Let it go.
Karin: (Naruto) Listen you dumbass bitch. Sasuke doesn’t like you. Last I checked, you were a glorified scouter that can barely read up to 9000, much less over it. As far as I know, there isn’t a single character on your team, or that your team has run into, that couldn’t WASTE your ass during the intro song of the anime. As the Rock would say, Know your role and shut your hole. The only possible good that may come of your existance is you Vs. Sakura in an all-out battle of the bitches.
Low Tier:
YOUR MOM!!!
…No. Seriously. Those anime and various other action cartoon moms who show up and does little more than bitch at the main character, usually when they’re ass-deep in a pitched battle, and that’s ALL they ever do. I’m not talkin about the Motherly scolding that could be acceptable when a parent has no idea that her little ones are engaged in intergalactic combat, I’m talking about the “she put down the beer bottle and got out of dad’s lap long enough to stumble to the door and start barking like a dumb dog screaming at that invisible intruder.” WTF? Is that REALLY Needed?
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! I’m fighting about a million @$#$&*@&$ing incoming missiles, an alien fleet, and a Starcruiser, A STARCRUISER BEEYOTCH!! and you want me to come home to eat your microwaved meatloaf? If I blow this fight, I’M GONNA BE A MICROWAVED MEATLOAF!!"
Mom: I don’t care about that!!! Now you come home this instant or I’ll ground you for the rest of your natural life!!!
…Makes you wonder if sometimes that kid is thinking,“You know, I COULD just fly off with that one random space hottie who’s been giving me the eye since the start of this anime. Kinky? Freaky? yeah maybe, but I’ve got Hyperwarp engines and a star map on this bitch…”
Those fucking “cute” animals that serve no known purpose other than to make Starhammer projectile vomit:
…Annoying beasts! Correct me if I’m wrong, but is there a point to bringing your fucking cat/dog/etc on a mission where the stakes are life or death? Now, Attack animals like Akamaru are okay. They get owned, but at least they can DO something in battle. No. I’m talking about that fucking yapping mutt from such cartoons as Spiderman and his amazing friends. Fucking beast always seems to end up in the way somehow. Don’t get me started on cats. whatcha gonna do? MEOW me to death? Scratch up Dr. Doom’s armor? Oh yeah. That Fur-doken sho’ nuff laid waste to Akuma didn’t it? Leave the little fuckers with the local shelter and come back when the sky stops falling okay?
…And before I let this drop, I’ll say this for the Rave Master fans: “Plooooooooooooooooooo”
Next: The lowest of the low. The dispicable, the horrible, Starhammer’s THE MOST WORTHLESS BITCHES EVER!!
-Starhammer-
Let me guess Sakura / Ten ten? They get my votes!!
:wow: He has “The Sight”. You best believe they’re on the list. It’ll be a while yet as I have an interview to go to. I’ll be back to deliver the goods (Or be it,“The bads”) later.
-Starhammer-
BYAKUGAN!!
Aw now THAT’S just mean. You know Neji can’t help it he isn’t royalty, like the QUEEN is.
-Starhammer-
They used Ding Dong Daddy complete with his Gremlins and mobile pit stop in that racing ep of the Teen Titans. I guess they felt it was time to give Woozy his due…LOL, I can’t even say that seriously! Still, there are other people they could have used with vehicles.
If they gave woozy his due, there would’ve been TWO hangings the day Saddam was killed.
BTW, my worthless bitches hate list is now complete. Shit’s long reading though. Don’t even bother with my next post in here unless you’ve got patience, time, and I’d suggest some sort of beverage. Prepare for…the hate.
-Starhammer-
It’s here…The ones who have earned the top honors upon Starhammer’s most worthless.
NOTE: I warn you. clicking that spoiler tag is going to take you to a dimension of hate the depths of which are seldom seen even on SRK. the hate is so strong that the spoiler tags are nearly toxic to the touch. Enter at your own risk.
Open the gates of rage and Abandon all that is good and wholesome, ye who click on this.
MOST WORTHLESS BITCHES EVER!!!
TenTen: (Naruto) Starting it off, We’re gonna get on this slamdance with one of the most popular anime of the time
with one of the most worthless characters in that anime, TenTen. TenTen is indeed part of the upper echelon of worthless
bitches having proven time and time again that she has an abundance of the qualities that makes her a worthless bitch.
Little to no usefull traits to contribute to the team or the show, A mouth with NO off-switch, and a real deal sealer for
a worthless bitch, a crush on a character that could probably care less if she gets raped by every available monster in
random order while always trying to bring down another character who is actually BETER than her. Now, this particular
worthless bitch has a unique ability. What is it? She is a true deadshot. She can hit a target 100 times in 100 tries.
Pretty cool huh?
…NOT!!! Sorry, but you ain’t about SHIT!!! Why do I say this? BECAUSE EVERY-FUCKING-BODY CAN DO IT!! Itachi
showed one of the best ones when he hit nine targets at once. One of them required redirecting a throwing knife with
another throwing knife. EVERY SHOT HITS DEAD CENTER. As a general rule, Everyone in the series routinely blocks an
opponets thrown projectile by launching one of their own. :wtf: That would be like blocking a bullet fired from one gun
with a bullet fired from a similar gun. Worse yet, Sakura(yes, THAT Sakura) Once pinned a falling unconcious Naruto to a
tree by throwing a throwing knife through his jacket WITHOUT hitting his body. Now, this would be bad enough, but it is
worse. Worse? How can it get worse?
TenTen has yet to hit a damn thing. :wow: Her…“Fight” Against Temari was as hard to watch as it was funny. it was,
if I’m right, the second quickest one-on-on in the chuunin exams. We knew it was done when she pulled out her ultimate
jutsu and everybody just started eating ramen and popcorn. What really earned her a chair in my
bottom-of-the-bucket list is her constant attempts to crap on one of my favorite characters and her own teammate, Rock
Lee. "you can’t beat Neji! You can’t defeat Guy!! Stop running so fast!! You’re stupid!!! That’s lightning!! K-Mart
sucks!!!" Bitch, that’s your Teammate. ENCOURAGEMENT BITCH! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? You can’t do shit alone, so you’d better
damn well back up the ones who can!! Her continued devotion and stick-to-it-ness as a worthless bitch is what lands her
here on this list.
Seele: (NGE)Now THIS is one useless pile of vaginas right here. What purpose did they serve? what the FUCK
purpose did they serve? You’ve got this big room full of fucking cocksuckers, who apparently were the top guys behind the
Human Instrumentality Project, who BITCH AND MOAN AT EVERY DECISION MADE BY Shinji’s dad and the crew, knowing FULL well
that they are gonna sacrifice the whole lot of them AND humanity to this…“Tree of Life” garbage, AND
EVERYBODY JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT? If Shinji hadn’t bowed out at the end, we’d all be branches on one tree like a
sterotyped redneck family line.
…And WHAT do you think is gonna happen when the ol’ universal reset button is pushed? Yep. Seele will be there,
ready, willing, and able to bitch again. How do fucks like that get in charge is beyond me.
kyle’s mom(I never did know her name): (South park) I know, I know. South park isn’t exactly on par with
the other shows in the list, but I couldn’t resist. FFS, this woman is such a bitch that there’s a song devoted ONLY to
her. Cartman set that shit off HORD. I was feeling shades of Boris Karloff’s “you’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch” on
that shit. For those of you who watch the show, you know that Cartman was telling the truth the whole time.
well, since she was meant to be a comedy bitch, I’ll let it rest at this for her.
Karou: (ruroni Kenshin\Samurai X)now THIS here is one, worthless, bitch. If you were opening a store where the
product you sold was worthless bitches, This would be the piece you hang up in the window. It’s better than your bottom
basement stuff, but it’s not the top shelf product. It’s that piece to show that your store is SERIOUS buisness
and that the people who demand quality in a worthless bitch have found the right place.
Now, let’s get into the fun facts on one ms. Karou. One, she’s a teacher of a sword style called Hitten Ryu. Not bad!
They didn’t let the ladies handle any blades bigger than the kitchen knives back in the samurai days, but here she is not
only having learned to use a katana, but is also a teacher. Good JOB!
…And that is the good news. Now, this particular bitch ends up befriending a man known
Kenshin Himura. Or, as he was known to his fellow assassins of the time, Kenshin the manslayer. Manslayer? yeah. They
weren’t the Japanese chapter of the boyscouts. They were judge, jury, and most certianly, Executioners. Now, mr. Himura
has since turned over a new leaf and calls himself battosai, choosing to leave his bloody past behind. This poor soul
ends up under the roof of karou, who unleashes a RELENTLESS bitch-storm on him at the drop of a hat. However, when actual
trouble shows up, (and trust me, there’s trouble around EVERY corner in that show.) Karou’s mastery of the sword becomes
apparent. I’m sure she had the same teacher as Wimp-lo from Kung pow: enter the fist. "she is an idiot with no tits, so
we taught her the wrong ways of the sword, as a joke." She learned her lessons well. As expected, It’s up to the
guy she’s constantly pissing on to save her ass, which is at the bottom of more than 90% of all kidnappings in the series.
If I were Battosai, I’d have shot the bitch and took over the school. Maybe her students (or student. I only ever saw
one. ) will finally learn something.
Misa misa: (Death Note) Before she even opens her mouth, Here’s an idea, ya dumb bitch. SHUT UP!!! You’re bitchin
about the cops locking your ass up? You’re so upset that you can’t go to your nice, warm, plush wittle supermodel house
and have to stay chained up in an 8 by 8 cell with your big, beautiful baby brown eyes covered? Afraid it might muss up yo
hair? Your cellmate might think you got a purdy mouf? Guess what…**YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HANDING PEOPLE’S
SOULS OVER TO THE FUCKING DEATH GOD LEFT AND RIGHT!!! I THINK YOU HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN HAVING TO TAKE
A DUMP ON CAMERA!!!** And worse, We all know Light intends on putting her knee-deep in the coffin right along with the
rest. Any chick with six ounces of mental awareness would have more sense than to get involved with this shit, but not
our dear Misa. In defense of the Japanese females that I met, NONE of them have even acted REMOTELY as stupid as this.
Not the grown women, not the teens, not even the little babies. NONE of them.
chi chi: (Goku’s worthless bitch of a wife from the Dragonball series) OMG!!! Now we’re getting along to the creme
de la crap of the lot. This is one of the worst of the lot. She could be compared to the Mos Eisley cantina from the
Star Wars movie. “A worse hive of scum and villany…” This one is legend among the higher ranks of worthless bitches.
All she EVER does is bitch at Goku. I swear. If she’s on-screen ten seconds, that means she’s been bitching at Goku for
9.5 of them. It’s like she never grew up one damn second after she showed up on screen. Always bitching about the
slightest thing, whether it’s Goku’s fault or not. If that’s not enough, the second their son Gohan was born, he got to
share in the all-you-can-eat platter of bitch pudding along side of dear ol’ dad.
Of course, to be a worthless bitch you have to not only be a bitch, but also WORTHLESS. She’s got that in spades. Other
than bitching, I can’t see one other power that she has. As many, if not all of you know, Goku is one of the strongest
warriors in the Dragonball universe. On a constant basis, he has to go whoop galactic-level ass, which has grown into a
family buisness of sorts with his son. Now, considering the seriousness of such a thing added in with the lack of people
able to defend the Earth against the likes of a Freiza, cell, brolly, etc, you’d think she would be thankful that such
people are here. NO. This bitch is worried about her son geting an education. Remember what I said about the bitching
moms earier? Yeah. This is THAT situation. I swear. The second they get back from saving the world, she starts in
on them. Just before they leave, she starts in on them. Over breakfast, she starts in on them. No fucking WONDER they
climbed into the Time chamber. Three years bitch free? I’d have set that sumbitch for a month and hoped to find some
chick trapped in there to help make some new sayjins with. The next time they gather the dragonballs, maybe they should
think about using one of those wishes to send her to the Home For Infinite Losers…Permenantly.
Fuu: (samurai Shamploo) What’s with THIS bitch? :wtf: um, you wanna globetrot all over Japan looking for some guy
who smells like sunflowers, and you somehow manage to run across two of the best sword-swingers in the land and get them
to help you do your smelly work? What, they didn’t have…I dunno…BLOODHOUNDS? Stop getting in
the way of men’s buisness!!! Furthermore, if they wanna go smash a piece of tail every now and then, you ain’t got shit to
say about it, okay? You’re buisness, the booty call is pleasure. They know the difference, you should learn.
Sakura: (Naruto) Oh yes. You KNOW this one was coming. The bitch I hate more than possibly any other in all of
anime, Sakura. To start, You know this shit is horrible when not only a member of your team, but several other characters,
including your teacher (In this case, my main man Special K) Tells you that you’re worthless, and you STILL don’t get the
point. C’mon now, She ended up getting training by one of the three legendary ninja, Some would say because of a blooper
during a filler arc, and you’re STILL garbage. I would say how COMPLETELY bad it gets later, but I know some anime
purists may read this. It would be criminal of me to spoil the fun for them when it finally gets animated. Of course, her
main reason for being here is that she is a complete BITCH to the main character, who has tried like hell at every turn to
be a good guy to her. No matter what he does, she’s gotta bitch about it. OMG. don’t let him complement ANOTHER girl on
being cute. That’ll activate her BANKAI bitch power. Yet, she expects everyone to just calmly nod and smile as she
shouts her battle cry,“SAASUUUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!” One of the most grating, vomit inducing, bowel-emptying
sounds in all of anime. Find me someone who honestly likes that. Go ahead. Anything will do. Man, woman, child, animal,
vegtable, mineral, Accept my challenge if you will. I do not require evidence, Your word will be enough. Your own honor
will be your bond.
As many of you have had the misfortune of knowing, she’s practically USELESS to her team. Oh great. she can heal people.
who does she waste it on? Naruto. The guy who has a built-in Wolverine level healing factor. superhuman strength? Sorry
hun, aside from shikamaru, TenTen, and Hinata, I don’t think there’s one single character in the show who hasn’t shown
rock-crushing strength at some point or another. Akamaru can do that with his piss, by the way. Intelligence?
…Hold up. HOLD the fuck up. Stop the damn car and Pull this bitch over to the curb right now.
what in the fuck has she done to show intelligence? Name it!! I want evidence!!! Isn’t this the same bitch who, when
attacked by the now deceased sound three, made a master plan which was…chomping on Zaku’s arm
like it was Sasuke’s dick? :wtf: this caused Zaku to go Chris Brown on her forehead with his OTHER arm. Didn’t
think your cunning little plan all the way through, did you my dear? Ironically, the WHOLE rookie nine managed to show up
in that same place which is the only reason Zaku didn’t get to finish his drum solo on her face. beyond that, she’s
been…
Knocked out by an illusion of a dying Sasuke…twice. (Kakashi during the first capture the bells trial)
Knocked out by Naruto (Four-tails Vs. Orochimaru )
Knocked out by Gaara (The 3rd Vs. Orochimaru/Naruto Vs. Gaara arc)
Knocked out by Sasuke (Prelude to the Saving private Sasuke arc)
Knocked out by…A ROCK??? (hidden water village arc)
…And the beat(ings) goes on and on. Now, the only possible solution that I can see for this is that she MUST be given
a bloodline limit ability. I know, I know, but the ONLY way she’s going to get off this list is that she must be given
one of the BIGGEST power-ups in the history of the manga. Until then, Sakura will remain legendary in the worthless bitch
Hall-of-SHAME.
woozy winks: (Batman: The Brave & The Bold) …God In Heaven. Why? :sad: Why did this have to happen?
:shake: Why? Why, Santa? Why? Why didn’t anybody try to help Plastic Man? Doesn’t he have friends? Didn’t they see that
the poor man was going through a terrible downward spiral when he allowed this…thing to be his co
conspirator in crime? It’s like calling yourself a friend of a guy who is going through a terrible time in life that has
pushed him down the hill into such things as Alcoholism and Drug addiction, but for all the signs seen you turn a blind
eye, a deaf ear, and no helping hand was seen amongst his,“Friends”. Next thing you know, the guy’s laying against a wall
in the lowest part of town, half a bottle of piss-flavored Jack-daniels in one hand, some tranny’s tits in the other.
…And you know who the worst people are? The MOST guilty of the guilty? The ones practically shoving the booze
down plastic man’s throat? The terrible swill called Woozy Winks? YOU! Yes, YOU, the people who BOUGHT that
horror in the first place. By putting money into that book, that character, you supported what had happened to him. Your
puchasing books with that character in it practically CHEERED IT ON!!! How could you? WHY WOULD you? Have you NO
shame? No morals? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!? IS IT THAT MUCH FUN TO SEE SOMEONE’S LIFE BROUGHT
LOW?!?!?!? ARE YOU HAPPY YOU SOULLESS, HEARTLESS MONSTERS?!?!? **WHERE ARE YOU BASTARDS?!?!?!?! SHOW
YOURSELVES!!! I WANT YOUR NAMES!!! I’LL HAVE YOUR NAMES!!! YOU MONSTERS!!! ALL OF YOU MONSTERS!!! YOU’LL BURN!!!
ALL OF YOU WILL BURN!!! **
**at this time, Starhammer has been sedated and will not be available for comment for a few hours. Please understand
that the previous rantings are not the views of SRK or the various shows mentioned. This was mainly a rant meant in fun,
so laugh.**
…And there you have it.
-Starhammer-
So should we wait for a season 1 of B: B&B or just grab the volume releases?
Also, the Music Meister is TOPS in my book!
Also, Starhammer is now the new Sith Lord. Darth Vader and Papultine, go home and hang your heads in shame. Starhammer’s hate is just too strong.
I’ve gotta see this music meister thing. Too many people have given him props and as far as I can see, it’s the only episode I’ve missed.
to answer the question, I’m gonna get the DVD whenever it comes out. I want a hardcopy of this one. :tup:
-Starhammer-
MAAAN you hit the nail on the head with that list. ChiChi from DBZ is one I figured would be on there. She’s standing around whining about Gohan’s studies…heifer, if he doesn’t fight this dude, there won’t be an earth to study ON!
That’s why I marked so hard for Yajirobe at one point in DBZ…(who isn’t as useless as the USA dub would have you believe). Right after the Vegeta Saga when they were riding home, Goku had every bone in his body broken, and all she was worried about was Gohan (who was just fine). She didn’t give 2 craps about Goku. And Yajirobe says the four words that was on everyone’s mind…
“Can I hit her?”
man, ChiChi was LONG the fuck overdue. I had never watched the show until after I got back from Japan so I didn’t know what people were talking about. Me? I thought ChiChi sounded like the name of a chick you’d want to meet…Prefferably half naked and shaking it on stage. No. THIS Horrible bitch could not even shake it. She ain’t even GOT it. she’s just PURE bitch. If she were vodka, It would be the PURE alcohol. 100% proof. The Ultimate attack, the “that” jutsu of bitches. I have to look up that part where Yajirobe says that though. That would be GOLD.
I’m starting to think though: Should this be made into a thread? I KNOW there are more worthless bitches who should be brought forth and held to the coals and I now my hate has been stirred.
-Starhammer-
Yes, Starhammer. Make it a thread, I say.
Oh, I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again - you have the single most hypnotic avatar on SRK. Never change it.
So it has been written, so shall it be.
…Both writings that is. :tup: I’ll wait until the morning though. the hate is strong, but too much vodka makes the screen sit sideways.
-Starhammer-