Illuminati hand shake confirmed.
Need Shin Akuma to confirm the pyramid formed at the end.
I feel bad for Sanders supporters. I kinda like Sanders but things were so stacked against him from jump street. So much of the presumption behind Hildawgs nomination seemed artificial. I remember both SNL and The Daily Show ending sketches where the inevitability of Hilary’s nomination was the big punch line. I do recall something about Viacom having strong Clinton ties /foilhat
I pretty regularly read Slate that has pushed Clinton pretty hard, and just the other day I finally saw the big Hilary SuperPAC banner ad at the top.
To further digress, its sad to see The Daily Show become so irrelevant during a presidential election year. Thank god for Larry Wilmore.
But the nightly show isn’t funny though. The only one holding the show together was Larry. All of his contributors are crazy as fuck.
Fun Fact: Palin’s track record in Alaska is SIGNIFICANTLY better than Fiorina’s with HP.
Take that as you will.
My apologies for not contributing more; at this point I’m surprised people can take any part of this seriously. Hopefully this is the year where the two main parties are in such disarray that they let third party candidates into the debates. There is nothing in two party nonsense that resembles a serious effort to move the country forward.
Fiorina is a great example of how pitiful the field of prominent female Republicans is. She’s also failed to win election twice.
There’s a couple that I think do allright. And the guest segments are 1000x better than any other late night chat show.
Hillary had the most heavy-handed media support of any candidate. Every scandal was just a joke to laugh off, and she’s totally been a 100% Democrat since, like, forever! Only a misogynist would doubt her! The reality is, she bought off/intimidated all of the other top choices and expected to be the only serious candidate after the first few states. Sanders was an unexpected bump that she needed to funnel all of her media connections to beat; ever notice that she would start winning, attack Trump/Republicans, then run back to the race when Sanders started pulling off upsets? Clinton wanted the primary to be free so she could get an extra 6 months to build up for the general election.
Which speaks volumes about how flawed she is as a general election candidate. What is she going to do in a debate against Trump? Sit there for 3 hours then cry to Tumblr? She won’t be able to interrupt him like Sanders, and Trump’s going to have the entire GOP’s laundry list of anti-Hillary rhetoric at his fingertips instead of Bernie tiptoeing around the big issues with her. Trump beats her in name recognition, though to be fair a lot of it isn’t positive.
Hillary just flip flopped on coal, and only conservatives are calling her out.
Ted Cruz is confirmed Satan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6g6Emv3Oc0
I think the fact that the choices are going to be an obviously bought politician, and one of the rich guys who bought her is a pretty fucking sad state of affairs. I may be wrong, but I don’t think it’s ever been this obvious that the system is broken.
Here’s my new theory of how the general election will play out:
Option A: Hillary v. Trump. (The likely scenario): $hillary barely squeaks by in the polls because enough people won’t want Trump in office due to his gung-ho attitude. She continues to keep everything pro-establishment and fucks over the American people until 2020 when her term has proven to be an utter shitfest and someone will rise up and own her in the Democratic primaries. She may be impeached early.
Option B: Hillary v. Trump (The just as likely as the first scenario): Trump runs with Bernie’s attacks against Hillary’s character/trustworthiness (mixed in with his own volatile attitude) and shits on her in the election. That coupled with enough Bernie supporters who write-in Bernie’s name or vote independent, or even the ones who were on the fence but will vote Trump in the general election since Bernie is done in this scenario. Post election is a huge mystery. Early impeachment likely, potential assassination possible.
Option C: Sanders v Trump (Very unlikely but hear me out): Sanders convinces the superdelegates to switch over to him at the convention assuming they wouldn’t want to risk Hillary getting indicted during the general election and handing the election to Trump. If she gets indicted before the DNC convention, that’s all the better for Sanders. The superdelegates love Hillary, but they might have to swallow their pride and go with Bernie if they see Hillary continue to shit the bed with scandals and Trump becoming a better choice in the eyes of the general American public.
I really hope for option C, but if option A or B happens I suppose I’ll just watch the fire.
Steve Lonegan, Cruz’s New Jersey state chairman, said Trump is Hillary Clinton with a penis
The Canadian has been Trumped
Now we will never know the truth about the Cuban Mistress Crisis.
Holy fucking shit!
Mark Levin on suicide watch.
…have American politics always been this messed up?
Puppet presidents in the pocket of of the big 3 (Rockefeller, J.P Morgan, and Carneigie*). The line between middle class and lower class around that time period and until Roosevelt was president was pretty fuckin thin if i’m recalling correctly.
*I don’t remember if he was part of the plan, and I probably messed up his name.
There’s only one hope for Republicans now.
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And, surprisingly, Bernie managed to win Indiana. In terms of “real” delegates, he’s only trailing Hillary by about 300. He needs to follow through on the “winning over superdelegates” thing and pull off some huge wins, but him winning isn’t actually impossible.
Here’s the remaining primary schedule: http://www.uspresidentialelectionnews.com/2016-presidential-primary-schedule-calendar/
Some notes as it pertains to the candidates:
-If Kasich can win 7 of the nine states, he’s immediately viable for a contested convention without a rules change. Many of these states have closed or mixed primaries, which is a boon to Kasich. If anti-Trump movements can band together in these states, a Kasich upset can happen.
-The next set of states is a mixed bag for Bernie. Guam, Virgin Islands, and Puerto Rico are the kinds of places he does well in, and North Dakota is a caucus state. West Virginia and Kentucky are Clinton-favored states and in the early half of this set, which could be some insurmountable losses for Sanders. If his Washington State performance is anything to go by, Sanders should get Oregon pretty cleanly. The big question marks are New Jersey and California, which combined are over 600 delegates and most of what is left.
it doesn’t matter when fucking NY people went Hillary smfh
It does matter because again, 5minutes pointed out the entire mathematics of remaining delegates. It’s important to take note of it because there are unlikely but clear scenarios in which Bernie can still clinch the nomination, and even Kasich somehow being able to take it to a contested convention (the latter being a much more unlikely scenario than the former). Besides, there was a lot of serious rigging going on in NY. People turned away from polls, independents not being able to vote, and also the combined lack of media covering Sanders in a positive light compared to $hillary being a media darling. It’s all a setup, yet despite this, Bernie’s growth continues to climb week by week in terms of people gravitating towards his campaign and his message. On top of that, there’s always holding out hope that the FBI decides to indict Hillary and puts her in a cell where she belongs.
Even with all the fraudulent bullshit going on in the democratic primaries Bernie is still trailing Hillary.
If the Hillary gets indicted, that’ll mean that we have the potential of both candidates running for the presidency while having an active trial.
There are no words for that.
Yeah those guest interview roundtable table segments should be longer; When they go to the last commercial break and come back to close the show, weird format. And maybe all their contributors act that crazy to try to pander to break off and get their own show, even when no spot is available anyway.
As evidenced a month ago or more, found that one.