That's My Florida! [Laughtrack] Incestuous teen murdered by sister, but that's not all!

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Is the writer from Florida too? Because the article reads like whoever wrote it has a learning impediment.

This reads just like one of my Japanese Mangas!

Fuckin Florida bruh.

In 10 years there will be a dude running “game” on these girls and then patting himself on the back for having sex with them.

“Florida police officers found the sisters, who had walked four miles from their home to a Dollar General store”

dat dollar store lifestyle :wtf: ??

thought you might be hungry nigga :hushed:

I got wood from that story

I thought I’d get wood

then I saw the pictures and dicc stopped working :wtf:

Story is pretty brutal, sounds like a fucking jodie foster movie.

This is why Florida will never have nice things

Fuck the girls. Let them fry as adults. You want to escape abuse? You fucking up and leave. Take the three-year old and go find fucking help.

They had the fucking audacity to leave the 3-year old in the house next to their dead brother? I get why they killed him, but, fuck.

it doesn’t say anywhere that she was “raped” by her brother. bitch probably LIKED fucking her bro. then felt shitty or whatever and killed him. clearly these people have problems. no the girl shouldn’t get away with murder. she needs some jail time for sure.

Fixed!

she got introduced to sex from her uncle, then carried on the tradition with her brother, and got busted.

What fucking parents find their kids fucking, and just ground them???

I don’t know which I should surprise me more. That we have fucked up Florida news outside of Florida thread, or that people are reacting in ways outside of “LOL Florida”. Being shocked and outraged by fucked up news coming from Florida is like being shocked and outraged by SoVi3t’s sexual exploits.

Read the topic title, thought ‘this’ll be a laff’

Read the article, felt like crying for humanity and kids given nothing but trauma and examples of how not to live.

Depressingly funny article is so depressing it’s not even funny at all.

Whatever outrageous/sick hillbilly/white trash stereotypes exist, you can find a real-life example of it in Florida. I think it’s something about the the tap water. Hell, I worked with a guy who fathered his own nephew…

Dave Chappelle: I have SEEN some shit, now…

The type of parents that would leave their minor children to survive on their own for weeks at a time. The type who wouldn’t try to get counseling for a daughter that has been raped for years by their own kin no less. Not to mention meted out inhumane punishments on top of this trauma.

The 11 year old sister might have a chance, but that 3 year old still has a future and hopefully gets adopted. I hope she doesn’t remember seeing her dead brother’s bloody body when she gets older.

A tragedy all around. Makes me even more glad to be out of the “Sunshine State” for good.