Thanks For All The Fish

I’m pretty sure that shit will read like this

“Bring that red-headed trainer back in here. She seemed to enjoy us dry-humping her as much as we did.”

Chimps are fucking daffy. Bonobos is where its at. All they do is chill and fuck. Can’t argue with that lifestyle.

I hear they taste good:

Dolphin Slaughter In Japan - Dolphin Massacre Video

LOL dsv and a hitchikers reference…possibly 2 all on the first page. i love this site.

I dont know if “returned to water” is the right way to put it. Its probably more like a abunch of flooding happened and they had to adapt to a much more watery environment that eventually became entirely water. But what do I know

Irenicus your dream has come true!!!

Somebody get Ono in on this project, he’ll know what to do

They propagate their species by gangbang rapes. So yeah, being foul mouthed probably isn’t far off from the truth.

I thought this thread was going to be about how it’s been exactly 10 years since douglas adams died. Oh well.

This kind of tech can only lead to problems. “It’s not bestiality! she came onto me!”

Dolphin: “Stupid motherfuckaz always try and iceskate uphill.”

LMAO at dolphin rape cave

It’ll be like that one Simpsons halloween episode where the Dolphins reclaim the land and kick humans into the sea…lmao

Yikes to all this dolphin info. Not sure why we’d want to talk to them.

Male dolphins have been known to do each other in the blowhole. Or so I read in an article once. That’s all I’ve got to contribute to this discussion.

so we can have a army of ninja dolphins to take over the world