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ternity: Niggapocalypse Episode 1.5

“Park? Park?” Jamal Clinton frantically searched for his comrade in one of the Block-B apartments, the one that the entire Niggapocalypse decided to spend the night in. Amidst a pile of passed out ninja, street fighters, niggas, maximals, pitbulls, mages, mutants, superheroes, supervillains, and chickens, he finally found Park snoring loudly in the corner of the kitchen. Princess Pin was curled up sleeping right beside him, her thumb tucked inside her mouth.

“Well, if that ain’t the most adorable thing.” Jamal sighed, lit a Newport and took a drag from it. “The fuckin’ Itis strikes again.”

ternity: Niggapocalypse Episode 2 -Story Thread-

**Niggapocalypse Episode 2: **
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And suddenly, they were at the mall. A very wide mall, with the day light shining brightly upon the souls of the majority Caucasian shoppers who walked through it.

?Inner-city gangs, military interests and now biological warfare.? Princess Pin stood in front of the whole Niggapocalypse, now two hundred strong. ?I see that some of our niggas brought other niggas from Chungking??

?CHUNGKING HEIGHTS!!! BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK!? a group of them cried out in unison.

?My lord,? Park said, planting his palm directly onto his face. ?More of them.?

?STONEGATE PEN!!! BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK!? the original group of niggas yelled back.

?Very good. Our Niggapocalypse has grown stronger, and we need the extra manpower on our side.? Princess Pin suddenly put on a graduation cap and a monacle, and pulled out a chalkboard seemingly out of nowhere with indecipherable scribbles drawn on it. ?While all of you were beating people up, I did a little investigating. The word on the street is that Sony will be releasing the PlayStation 9 early in the secluded shopping center called Woodcrest Mall.?

?Aw damn!? one of the shorter, younger looking niglettes said. ?This IS Woodcrest Mall! Uh, why’re we here though, B? Woodcrest Mall is nothing but white people.?

?Precisely! What better place to sell a potentially volatile video game console than in a de facto segregated community like Woodcrest? They’d never sell the PS9 in Chi-town!? Beatrix said.

?Okay, I’ve heard enough,? Park said, waving his arms in exasperation. ?Why are we here? Why do we need a video game?!?

?Nigga, they got that Madden out on it,? one of the niggas said. ?Madden AND Arc the Lad.?

?Video game console, General Park. Do you really know anything about the PS9? Let me show you.? Bea pulled out a small transparent orb from her coat pocket, showing it to her entourage. ?Looks inconspicuous, right?? She pushed a button beneath the orb and three dimensional images suddenly projected out of the sphere. The images settled down on a still scene of a man standing in a barren field. ?Hey, Park. Concentrate on the PS9 in my hand and think about jumping.?

?As pretty as that all actually as, I don’t think - … hey, he’s jumping.? Indeed, Park’s avatar was jumping. Jumping very high.

?Now think about something else, any action you can imagine,? she added. Park’s projected avatar was now jogging, shooting a gun at everything around him.

?THOSE GRAPHICS, NIGGA!!! THOSE GRAPHICS!!!?

?Oh shit, look at him go! Where are the prostitutes in this game?! Punch a hooker!?

?Heh,? Rock Howard said to himself. ?Video games.?

?As you can already tell, this console can parse projected human thought. It’s amazing technology that Sony just patented, preventing anyone else from actually making use of its most dramatic implementations.?

?You’re talking about telepathy, aren’t you?? Jamal Clinton said, finally finished stuffing a bowl of rice down his stomach. ?I read the rumors. Sony came up with technology that can read people’s minds.?

?Not just read them. I looked around and found out the PS9 can also give you feel emotions and physical pain.?

?Wait, Beatrix. Where did you get that PS9??

?When I tell you, you will shit bricks,? Pin replied.

?Then let the bricks fall,? Jamal said. ?If they weren’t launched yet…?

?This was in Crow’s office. Before I teleported all of you here, I took a quick look around and saw that he had a PS9 also. You think this is all related to his supplier Blood Moses??

?Amazing. Anyway, the PS9 works both ways. The game can manipulate you physically through psychic synapses,? Jamal concluded. ?So we’re here to destroy the systems??

?Destroy?!? Pin stomped up to Jamal with a seething look on her face. ?Jamal, my Intel General… we’re going to make all of them ours!?

The crowd of niggas cried out, their eyes streaming forth manly tears. ?The graphics!?

?So this is the power of PlayStation 9.? The PlayStation 2 placed its hand over its chest. ?May God have mercy on you all.? The PS2 made a mad dash forward, dodging and grazing through the crowds in the already packed-to-capacity shopping mall.

?Huh. What’s eating that little guy?? Pin asked. ?Oh well. Anyway, that’s your mission should you choose to accept it, my Niggapocalypse! And accept it, you will.?

?Question,? the mage Sion said while raising her hand. ?If you mastered the art of teleportation, why don’t you just teleport us into the store selling the system, grab as many as we can, and then teleport us out?? Everyone looked to Pin, looking for an answer. She just looked upward, seemingly scanning her mind for an answer.

?Huh. I don’t know. I would, but there’s no equilibrium! We need to challenge all niggas who would DARE get in our way! Right, Niggapocalypse?!?

?YEAGH!!!?

Somewhere else in the mall there was another girl with aspirations of gaining the PlayStation 9s. She was confused and near mindless, her desire for a PS9 similar to a primordial desire for food, shelter or sex. As she approached the Gamestop, hundreds of people who had already waited in line for a PS9 scoured away in fear. That’s because this girl was not like Princess Pin. This girl wasn’t short ? she was big. And she was less a girl, and more a big crustacean-human hybrid.

?You.? The PS2 sensed her essence from the entrance, and now its mind was set only on calming her quiet soul. ?Giant Enemy Crab-tan, I’ll finally grant you the peace you deserve.?


The shops and boutiques lining the Woodcrest Mall halls are devastatingly bourgeois, as if the minimum purchase at any of the stores is $89.99. You can see it in the eyes of the workers here ? they are poor commuters from the nearby city of Chicago, and they’re busting their asses making frozen yogurt for rich white people. What is unknown to everyone else though is that there is another unruly mob of niggas approaching the Gamestop ? a group of a hundred elite niggas from Chi-town, and they want their PlayStation 9s. Will you try to fight them, or will you try to unite them under your cause?

Pics: 1, 2, 3

Alert! Giant Enemy Crab-tan is on the loose for some reason! Approach with caution!
Pic: 1

gameplay thread coming very shortly

APPROXIMATE MIDPOINT: 2:30 PM CST tomorrow
APPROXIMATE ROUND END: 9:00 AM CST 06/29/07

ternity: Niggapocalypse Episode 2 -Gameplay Thread-

Team Ranking

Sion/Dinobot/Naruto - 150 BP
Black Panther/Dolemite - 98 BP
Saber/Emiya/PS2 - 86 BP
Rock Howard/Demyx/Yugo - 30 BP
Barret Wallace/Storm - 0 BP
Reiji Yamazaki/War Machine - 0 BP
Paul Phoenix - 0 BP
Pookie - 0 BP
Venom/Jagi - 0 BP
Riley Freeman/Suija Ibuki - 0 BP
Magneto - 0 BP
Dave Chappelle - 0 BP
Chun-Li/Yuffie Kisaragi - 0 BP
Rasputin/Mr. 2 Bon Clay - 0 BP
Eddie Gordo - 0 BP
Jason G - 0 BP
Darth Vader - 0 BP
Kujo Jotaro/The Genie - 0 BP

Characters By Slot

**7 Slots
**Sion Eltnam Atlasia [S] - Mizuki
Naruto Uzumaki [S] - NarutoUzumaki

6 Slots
Black Panther [S] - RockBogard
Saber [S] - Soulshard01
PlayStation 2 [S] - Just Some Guy

5 Slots
Dinobot [A] - Mizuki
Rock Howard [S] - Lady Lionheart
Demyx [S] - Luminitrium
Yugo Ohgami [S] - Midnight Shadow

**4 Slots
**Dolemite [A] - RockBogard
Barret Wallace [S] - Wild Kitty
Emiya Shirou [A] - SoulShard01
Reiji Yamazaki [S] - G.O.T.
Paul Phoenix [S] - LordLocke
"Pookie"/Nick [S] - Nude Bob Dole
Venom [S] - ArcadeFire
Riley Freeman [S] - Cleofis Randolph
Magneto [S] - Elirericerocket
Dave Chappelle [S] - Chris
Chun-Li [S] - 4neqs
Rasputin [S] - ToyRobotTerror
Eddie Gordo [S] - Compound
Jason G [S] - Amethyst
Darth Vader [S] - Lucent
Kujo Jotaro [S] - Adam Warlock

**2 Slots **
Storm [A] - Wild Kitty
War Machine [A] - G.O.T.
Jagi [A] - Arcade Fire
Suika Ibuki [A] - Cleofis Randolph
Yuffie Kisaragi [A] - Yuffie Kisaragi
Mr. 2 Bon Clay [A] - ToyRobotTerror
The Genie [A] - Adam Warlock

Note: For the purposes of this beta, you may not switch teams this round if you were already in a three character team last round, personal assists included.

Public Assists

…are all currently preoccupied.

Missions

[LEFT]**Grab a PlayStation 9!
**The PS9 is the hottest console on the market, and it’s rumored that the despotic leader of North Korea has hundreds of the console hoarded so he can intercept anti-air craft missiles with it! … Only this time, you actually might be able to. You will have plenty of competition in your way vying for a PS3, but most of them are either pale, out of shape gamers or, uh, very strong niggas. Still, if you have a decent amount of beginner’s fighting ability, you would be fine. If you lack even that, being able to sneak around in-between the masses would also be fine. Remember - you cannot convince the crowds of anything. Oh, and remember - you have to buy the system! Unfortunately, no matter how wealthy you are, the PS9 is priced exactly one dollar above the total value of the sum of all the possessions you own. In other words, you ain’t getting one unless you can work on your haggling ability.
*Invest: 2-6 AP | Base BP: 12
Hazard Rating: *

*Nigga Recruiters
While you may not exactly be endearing in your competition for a PS9, you can try to enlist the Chicago niggas under the banner of the Niggapocalypse! What skill can you use to speak emotively and eloquently to these rival niggas?
*Invest: 1-5 AP | Base BP: 20
Hazard Rating: **

*[CENTER]**Midboss Mission

**[LEFT]**Giant Enemy Crab-tan - 10 Damage Levels
**Merely using Brawl won’t win this battle! The very large anthropomorphic female crab will easily swipe away at your attempts to fight her, even though she is out of her mind. Her crustacean armor is difficult to pierce, so characters would do well to strike her with weapons. Beyond that, she also has a weak spot. Perhaps you can hit it, for massive…
*Invest: 1-10 AP | Base BP: 12
Hazard Rating: ***
*[/LEFT]

[/LEFT]
[/CENTER]

Naruto

Grab a Playstation 9!
Stealth - 2

Giant Enemy Crab-tan
Critical - 6
Martial Arts - 2

Character: Saber
Assist: Emiya Shirou
Company: Team Harem

/teamroster

  • Saber (leader)
  • Emiya Shirou
  • PlayStation 2

/assignskill Saber

  • Fighting: Weaponry (3)
  • Charisma: Seduce (3)

/assignskill Emiya Shirou

  • Charisma: Negotiate (1)
  • Technical: Stealth (2)
  • Mental: Security (1)

/mission Grab a Playstation9!

  • Emiya Shirou casts Charisma: Negotiate for 2AP
  • Emiya Shirou casts Technical: Stealth for 2AP
  • Emiya Shirou casts Mental: Security for 2AP

/mission Nigga Recruiters

  • Saber casts Charisma: Seduce for 4AP

/mission Giant Enemy Crab-tan

  • Saber casts Fighting: Weaponry for 8AP

Study skill edited.

SKILL ASSIGN GO!
6 slots
Critical (1)
Engineer (1)
Wrenchery (1)
Drive (1)
Demolitions (2)
0 slots


Continuing SS’s MAN-TRAIN

Giant Enemy Crab-tan
Playstation 2 casts Fighting: Critical (2AP)

Meanwhile, outside the CompTBU superstore waiting for Emiya, Saber was eating lunch.

Demyx is dropping Super Arts.

Demyx is picking up Inspiration.

Demyx
Grab a PlayStation 9!
Casting {M-ISM} Security - 3 AP

There she was, standing before it, in a long line in front of the Chicago mall’s primary game store, awaiting the release of the Playstation 9.

Which was fucking weird when it thought about the situation, considering that Sony had just released the PS3, and apparently skipped 4-8. There was only one explanation. Those cocksuckers up at Sony HQ were trying to bury the PS2. And you know what? It wasn’t about to go down quietly.

It’s main problem here, however, was not the conspiracy from his creators to take him out, it was this woman trying to acquire Sony’s new WMD. She was at least twice the console’s height, and dressed in what appeared to be bad Spider-Man cosplay. A crowd of skinny white teenagers armed only with their dads’ credit cards circled around the two, cheering on their favorite condender as their nerd-senses tingled, alerting them to a fight. Being a bunch of geeky, sheltered kids from the suburbs with no real kind of experience in life or knowledge of the real world, of course most of them were cheering for Giant Enemy Crab-tan.

She held out her pincer, her wide eyes growing narrow as she stared down her attacker, the very console that found her father’s weakpoint and hit it for massive damage. “You,” she said in a venomous tone uncharacteristic of something so cute. “You won’t be introducing me to my dad anytime soon.”

The PS2 placed it’s controllers in the large pockets of it’s coat as the two circled around the space given to them by the spectators, growing more and more hostile and impatient for a punch to be thrown by the second. “I can’t let you go in there,” it said in a gruff voice. “You know that. The PS9 is too much for someone so young and inexperienced. Let alone some shitty little supervillain impersonating two-dollar whore like yourself.” Taking it’s 1P controller out of it’s pocket, it held the lightgun pointing straight to her heart. “Say goodnight, bitch.”

“Sorry,” she told it with a smile as she reached forward with her giant pincer, grabbing the barrel of the gun. “Tell me, Playstation 2,” the anthromorph continued, twisting her shell-encased wrist and snapping the barrel of her opponent’s weapon in two as she stepped forward on those orange feet of hers, “Do ya fear death?”

“You think a half-assed accident the Giant Enemy Crab had because it forgot to wear a condom could kill me?” It leapt up, giving her a roundhouse kick to the face that it had learned from the legendary savior himself, Chuck Norris. She spun, her massive body falling to the ground. Were it not for her six extra arms catching her, GEC-tan would have crashed through the white tiled floor and onto the unsuspecting shoppers below. “I’m the motherfucking Playstation 2, I’m the one that killed Cyber Hitler with my bare controllers. You’re just a stain on my hobo neighbor’s couch to me.”

She got up to her feet, using her massive claws as shields to deflect the console’s attacks - a flurry of fists in the Hokuto no Ken style, again learned from the Norris, the killing style’s creator. “You talk big for such a little thing,” she said as she enjoyed the futility of it’s assault. “But how old are you now? Seven? Eight?” Reached forward with the spiky legs growing from her back, she grabbed it by the neck, the arms, the legs, and twisted her body, hurling it into the Gamestop, sending the little black box crashing through a Madden display and decapitating the cardboard commentator. “Face it, you’re past your prime, you’re too old to stop me. Let the Playstation 9 take your place, and let me nurture it to be the perfect soldier. You’ll live the rest of your days as the punching bag in it’s training gym for what you did to my father.”

It’s power light turned red as it’s sinister smile grew. Just. As. Planned.

“You really are a dumb cunt,” the PS2 told the crab woman in a mocking tone as she followed it in. “I’m a gaming console in a motherfucking Gamestop. This,” it explained as it reached out, placing a controller on the wall, “Is my domain. My turf. You just made the biggest fuckup of your short life.”

As it concentrated, becoming one with it’s surroundings, all of the Eye-Toys in the store activated, turning from their perches on the top shelves to face her, their sights fixating on the target printed upon her chest. The lightguns came to life, the discs began to hover, spinning like buzzsaws as they circled her, being swatted away by her gigantic orange pincers. “FUCK!” she shouted out, closing her eyes instinctively to protect them, squinting with one to try and see where the PS9s were being kept. She needed to grab one, then she could turn the tides here.

Dave Chapelle stood in front of a large group of African American men. In front of him was a tall cardboard box, used as a pulpit.

“Men! Women! And Niggas!” the comedian said, banging his hands on the cardboard box. “In that mall, there are white people. It is like white people’s paraidse. In that mall, you buy clothes for a fing hundred bucks. Unless you play basketball, football or golf, and I see your black face on TV, all you mother*ers ain’t never, ever gonna afford shit like that.”

A soft amen came from the group of black men.

“I feel you, brutha, I feel you.” Dave said from the makeshift pulpit, looking at the man who responded. “But, in that mall, lies something that should be available to the masses. In that mall, lies a PS9. The epitomy of gaming consoles. The xbox 3240 ain’t got nothing on it. And only one thing lies between us, and the PS9. And that is a mall of rich white people shopping for things you never will be able to afford. But we’re black people. We’re niggas. And nothing, not even a mall full of fat white asses are gonna come between us and our PS9! And after that, we’ll sit down for a nice meal of fried chicken!”

At the mention of fried chicken, a cheer went up among the throng.

“Who are we?” Dave shouted.

“Niggas!”

“Who are we?”

“Niggas!”

“WHO ARE WE???”

“NIGGAS!”

“LETS GO KICK US SOME WHITE ASS!”


Dave Chapelle has rounded up the black mob, which is now rushing the mall for their PS9!

Yugo growled as he was walking with the two blonds he met back in Chungking Heights. His growl caused many of the people in the mall to back away from them much like what happen when he was walking around Block A alone. He wasn’t the only one that was angry, the young man named Rock Howard wasn’t in the best of moods either. They were both angry with Park for stopping them from killing Crow.

If that old bastard was going to kill him anyway why didn’t he let us do it?! Yugo’s eyes were shifting between their normal brown color and the golden wolf eyes as he spoke. I nearly had my fangs ripping his throat out and he decided to kick me in the balls!

If he showed up a second later I would have Double Reppuken him right out of that window and he would have had a more painful death. Just one second. Rock voiced his anger as walked.

Demyx walked a small distance behind the other two, he wasn’t crazy enough to bother either of them with how angry they were. He then heard them going in to more gruesome details of how they would have killed Crow and the young blond shivered. ‘I better make sure I never anger them in the future.’

Even though the two men were angry they knew they had a mission to accomplish. That was why they were heading to the other side of the mall where the Gamestop was located. As they reached the center of the mall the two angry men calmed down enough to keep their thoughts to themselves, but they all stopped when they reached the center. In the center of the mall was a platform with blue mats on it and two black men standing in front of the mats. One looked scrawny and wore a red gi as well as a white bandanna around his bald head. The man beside him wore a white gi and was noticeably taller, not to mention looked more athletic the the first man.

People! People! May I have your attention please? Everyone within earshot turned to look at the man in red. Let me introduce myself. I’m am the martial arts master Dragonfly Jones and I am sure that it is a pleasure for you to meet me. Now my loyal student and I are going to display a lesson from my self-defense classes. A crowd began gathering around the platform.

The student then moved closer to Jones and began talking in a hushed voice, though Yugo and the others heard him clearly. Hey Dragonfly, you have that money you owe me? I need it to pay my rent this afternoon or I’ll be evicted.

Dragonfly looked at his student strangely and put his hand to the other man’s face. Silence! Silence! Now I’m sorry to hear that, but it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with me.

So that’s how it’s going to be Dragonfly? He only received a nod as they both got into their fighting stances.

Suddenly Dragonfly began to make crazy movements that made no sense and then looked as if he was doing some weird dance. Finally he threw a punch at his student, but the younger man grabbed his arm and punched him in the chest several time. The man wearing white then grabbed the front of Dragonfly’s gi while still holding his arm and flipped the master on his back. Dragonfly then began moving his arm like he was making a snow angel and stumbled back to his feet, he then started look as if he was dancing again. He then attacked his student again and was stopped with one punch to his chest. The student held Dragonfly up and reached in the other man’s pocket. He pulled out a some cash and placed it in his own pocket.

Thanks Dragonfly, see you Monday. He then knocked the ‘master’ out with one more punch and turned to the audience. That concludes our exhibition and we hope you look up our school if you want to learn to defend yourselves The crowd clapped and then everyone started to leave. Yugo and Demyx were laughing hard as they continued on their mission. Rock was silent, but there was a smile on his face.

That was too crazy, I wonder if that guy knew anything about fighting? Yugo commented between laughs.

I know, I was starting to wonder who was the student and who was the master. Demyx was glad to see that the display managed to lighted make his friends less tense. They all then noticed that they were near the Gamestop and there was some kind of commotion with a big crowd outside nearby.

How about you two go see what’s going on inside while I talk to the people outside? Yugo received a nod from the two blonds and they entered the game store.

Yugo then went to the crowd and began asking a couple questions, but he got little out of them other than information concerning the new game console. He then came to one man that stood out among the crowd. He was about seven feet tall, very muscular, and wearing jeans with a t-shirt that looks a size too small. Unfortunately he was upset with having to wait for the PS9 and wasn’t much in a talking mood. After getting insulted a couple time Yugo decided that he should go see what the others were doing, but apparently the tall man decided he wanted to insult Yugo some more.

I thought you would run away like a coward. Maybe you should just go home to the bastard you call a father and his bitch. Yugo stopped instantly as he heard what the other man said.

What did you say? When the others in the crowd heard the tone of his voice they all backed away.

I said… Before he could finish he was leaning forward in pain since Yugo’s fist connected with the large man’s stomach. Yugo then hit him with a powerful uppercut that knocked the bigger man flat on his back.

I don’t care who you are, I don’t like anyone disrespecting the memory of my parents." He then turned around and began to move toward the game store to check on his friends. Be glad I’m not my father, you would be dead for insulting my mom if he was still alive.


Demyx and Rock went inside the Gamestop ahead of Yugo and after a small problem he began to follow them a few minutes later.
Open to interaction.

A few minutes after entering the Gamestop, completely bypassing the long lines of overweight gamers who waited all of last night for the store to open, Rock Howard and Demyx left triumphant - in their hands were two PlayStation 9s, enclosed in small square boxes. The gamers all yelled out in protest, raising their voices, but one sharp look from the blondes shut all of them up.

“I dare ya’, chumps! First one who raises a fist against us loses it! BWA HA HA HA~” Demyx yelled out, obviously enjoying himself. “I know that there’s an important reason we got these, but we are gonna be able to play some of the games on this, right? I was looking forward to Monarchy Hearts.”

“Monarchy Hearts?” Rock asked, apparently not up on his video game knowledge.

“Monarchy Hearts, yeah. It’s a crossover between characters from General Mills cereal and Data East. You can have Count Chocula and Karnov in your party. Fun RPG.”

“Oh, yeah. RPGs. Not really my thing, man.” Rock said in a strangely nonchalant way. “Needs a little more action.” Rock, Demyx and Yugo, their job done, decided to head out of the mall through a nearby exit, looking to take a breather outside from the mass of flesh walking around the halls.

“Dude, did you see that huge ass crab girl?” Demyx asked.

“Yeah. Maybe we’ll fight it later?” Once outside, Rock noticed that there was a big wishing fountain in front of them, water beautifully streaming from it at all sides. “Hey, let me chill out here for a second.”

“Suit yourself man. Yugo, you see those cute girls over there?”

“Yeah. I’m not really-”

“Come on! I bet we can get their numbers just by showing these off!” Demyx proudly raised their PS9s above his head. “We’re balla baby! Straight BALLA!~”

Rock stood by the fountain, looking at the water ebb and flow. Coins glistened in the light, and being slightly superstitious, he decided to drop a cent into the water. He thought to himself - a montage of memories quickly occupied his mind.

Terry… what would you do now?

“Penny for your thoughts?” Rock felt a hand gently plant itself on his shoulder. He looked and found Park Kun-wan flinging a coin into the fountain. Rock still felt furious over this man, who had the arrogance to stand in his way, but his mentor Bogard’s words resounded in his mind and he decided not to do anything.

“You dropped a nickel in there,” Rock said.

“I want your thoughts in bulk. Listen. I’m sorry I had to manhandle you earlier.”

“…it’s no big.” Rock looked into the water, memorized by their reflection against it. “Why’d you do it though? Why’d you kill that thug bastard after you got into all of our faces?”

“Because it was too late. You already decided your course of action, and there was nothing stopping him from killing all of you afterward. I was furious, of course.”

“What’re you talking about, man? We had Crow’s guys on the ropes by the time you showed up! He was down to just himself! He was completely defenseless!”

“He was toying with you. You don’t think Crow had a contingency plan? Didn’t you hear what Jamal found out? He had an engineered virus. He had one of those ridiculous PlayStations, which Pin found in the very office you fought him in. As soon as he felt like it, he could have had you all very literally in the palm of his hand.” Rock stood silent for a minute, thinking about how hastily he rushed into the fight. Then he addressed Park again.

“So you felt like you had to teach us a lesson, right? Look, I don’t need another man fulfilling the father figure role.”

“I know. You’re Terry’s ward, right?” Rock looked at Park, somewhat surprised. Maybe it was because this was the first time someone recognized him as Terry’s instead of Geese’s. “I know all about it. Back in the day, I knew Geese Howard. I knew about what he did in Southtown, and I knew about the people who finally went and offed him.”

“You do, huh? If you know all of these underworld, then what does that make you? Are you a hood too, Park?”

“Might as well make it all known right now.” Park pulled out a cigarette and lit it, letting the nicotine saturate his lungs. “I’m an assassin. I know a lot of crime bosses. I’ve killed plenty of them too. But every time I did it, it was with approval. I could kill any boss as long as another boss approved it. But you guys made me kill Crow, and in self-defense. Now I can’t go back to New Gotham. I’m a dead man as soon as I set foot in there.”

“Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute. Why does it matter that you killed this guy anyway? Wouldn’t all the other bosses just be happy that you wiped out their competition?”

“Street economics doesn’t work like that, Rock. There’s a delicate balance to how it all figures out. New Gotham had just the right amount of power shared between the crime bosses - everyone was satisfied with what they had, and no one wanted to kill each other for a long time. But now one of the major bosses is dead. The other bosses know that they’re going to make a stake for his territory, and they know it’s going to be bloody. They’re going to kill each other now, and you better believe a lot of civilians are going to be in the crossfire.”

“…I see,” Rock said, with a hint of remorse.

“There are some costumed vigilantes in New Gotham - Bat people, I hear, who’ll try to fix things. I don’t want to place that burden on you, but because of us, people are going to die. And I accept that. I willingly chose to become a Revolutionary at Beatrix Pin’s request.”

“You gave a nickel for my thoughts but you’re the one doing a lot of talking, old man.”

“Hey!” Park threw a playful punch at Rock, who caught it with his open palm. “I’m not much older than you.”

“Ease up gramps. You’re gonna wrinkle up if you exert yourself.”

“Rock… I know you want to eradicate everything and anything that Geese stood for. As powerful and as successful as he was, he was a scumbag. Lots of people, from civilians to other gangsters, cheered on the streets when they heard that Terry offed him. I was one of them. You’re damn lucky he came into your life.”

“Don’t need to tell me. I know it. He’s a good son of a bitch.”

“Are we cool?” Park asked, stretching his palm to Rock.

“…we’re cool.” Rock shook his hand, and they embraced each other with their free arm. “By the way. That was a nice throw back there. But I bet you can’t land it again.”

“Are you challenging me to fisticuffs, Rock Howard?” Park asked, raising his eyeglasses to the top of his nose. “I sparred a couple times with Kim Kap-hwan.”

“Oh? Kim? Yeah, I beat his kids’ asses too.”

“Cute. I’ll take you up on that ass kicking one day. I trust you got the game systems?”

“Oh, yeah, that. Yeah, Demyx got them.”

“They’re expensive as all hell. How’d you do it?” Park asked.

“Demyx flirted with the cashier.”

“Oh. I guess that works. Me, I haven’t played a video game since my old Neo Geo finally busted.”

“Wait.” Rock looked at Park with the most lively expression he mustered since this adventure began. “You had a Neo Geo?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“That’s all Terry and I used to play when I was a kid! Please tell me you played Samurai Shodown!”

“You better believe it,” Park chuckled. “I’m a fan of Ukyo.”

“I played Haohmaru all the time. But Terry… he played Cham Cham.”

“What?! Terry Bogard played Cham Cham?! That’s weird.”

(points to Pin’s post Rock Howard approves this message. xD)

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Rock Howard

Grab a PS9
Rock Howard casts Negotiate- 3AP

Nigga Recruiters
Rock Howard casts Negotiate- 3AP

Rock Howard
6/12 AP

Grab a Playstation 9!
Naruto has 5 Damage Levels.
Demyx has 2 Damage Levels left. Rock Howard has 5 Damage Levels.
Black Panther was knocked out.

Nigga Recruiters
Saber was knocked out.
Dolemite was knocked out.
Rock Howard was knocked out.

Midboss: Giant Enemy Crab-tan
Naruto was knocked out. [Team Sion/Dinobot/Naruto have 4 Damage Levels left to inflict on Midboss]
Team Harem has completed the mission.
Team Black Panther/Dolemite have expended maximum AP and have failed the mission.

Saber/Emiya/PS2 - 150 BP (+ 120 BP) [3 slots rewarded for each member]

placeholder, must take nap first

Hacking security systems did not help the Black Panther obtain a PS9. Even though he is wealthy, even he cannot afford the outrageous price of a PS9 - without some form of haggling. Would you like to try a game of Lucky Hit?

These niggas don’t care for money (!). These niggas are looking for the new Malcolm X.

“BWA HA HA HA HA!!! My Niggapocalypse returns triumphant!” Princess Pin hollered from the pit of her stomach to the end of the mall’s crowded hallways. At her feet was a pile of PS9s, guarded by a batallion of her biggest niggas, and Riley Freeman. “The tide of the war is on our side!”

Without warning, all of the other mall patrons turned to the Niggapocalypse. Their eyes were blood red, and the slowly walked toward Beatrix.

“Huh. What’s that?” Pin asked herself. “Wait a minute.” Pin took her PS9 from her pocket again and linked herself to the shared consciousness of the entire area. “They’ve been taken over! Jamal, give me those papers on GUILT!”

“Right.” The Intel General pulled a manila folder from out of his afro, handing it to Bea.

“I see. They’re infected with a strand of GUILT that takes over their body.” Pin summarized. “I think our enemies are about to show themselves.”

“That assumption is correct, little girl.” Appearing from behind the Orange Julius was a tall man with a head of hair prematurely gray. He donned a black body suit with thin wings sticking out from his back. “Impressive. You’ve deduced some of our plot within mere days. What is your objective?” The Niggapocalypse quickly surrounded Pin, acting as a shield.

“No. First, tell me who you are.”

“It ought to be obvious. I’m Blood Moses Albedo, proud member of Second Wave Delphi. What else do you want to know about our plan, before you cull it from my mind with your PlayStation?” Blood Moses looked to the crowd of mall patrons, many of them foaming from the mouth, losing all control of their bodies. He snapped his fingers, causing them all to stop in place.

“Fine. Our objective is complete Revolution, giving power to the people, wresting it from the hands of those who exploit them!” Pin proclaimed. “What is Second Wave?”

“A-ha. We’re an organization not quite unlike yourselves. We intend to seize power from those in charge as well. Why don’t we join forces?”

“Your methods are cruel and unusual. You’re willing to kill innocent people. Do we have to take you down also, Blood Moses Albedo?”

“I actually came to reprimand you for your actions in New Gotham. You ruined a very important plan for Second Wave. It seemed for a moment that you could have been a very valuable ally. Oh well. I’ll just kill all of you anyway.”

“Niggapocalpse!” Pin commanded. Her army all listened intently to her words. “I need the fastest members to escort me around the mall so I can use our PS9s to heal these victims. I also need a group to guard our consoles! I need one more group to attack Albedo head on! Park!”

“Yes, Bea!” Park answered.

“You’ll head the attack on Albedo. Chino!”

“Yeah.”

“You’ll defend the consoles. Jamal!”

“Yes?”

“Let me piggy back on you while you run wildly throughout the mall! Lives are at stake!”

“Geez. Fine.” Jamal lifted Pin to his back, the girl grabbing ahold onto his afro with both her hands. “Ow!”

“Mush, Jamal! MUSH!”