Naruto is adding Critical.
Crow - 6 Damage Levels
Critical - 6 AP.
I hope I did this right. =)
Character: Saber
Assist: Emiya Shirou
Company: “Team Harem”
/assignskills Saber
- Fighting: Challenge (2)
/assignskills Emiya Shirou
- Fighting: Block (1)
- Fighting: Critical (1)
/mission Crow
- Saber casts Fighting: Brawl [M-ISM] for 4AP
- Saber casts Fighting: Challenge [M-ISM] for 2AP
/target Saber
- Emiya Shirou casts Fighting: Block [T-ISM] for 1AP
/target Demyx
- Emiya Shirou casts Fighting: Critical [T-ISM] for 1AP
/target Dolemite
- Emiya Shirou casts Charisma: Negotiate [T-ISM] for 1AP
/tally
- Saber 3/12AP
- Emiya Shirou 0/6AP
“Oi! Don’t know the hell you think you are, taking everyone on at the same time…but…you’re as sure as HELL are going to regret it, dattebayo!”
Naruto shouted with a grin as he made the proper hand thingy as he brought out his ninja clones. There seemed to be more than a hundred but that doesn’t mean that the clones should be underestimated. The spiky-haired blond ninja had his clones gather around Crow who arched an eyebrow at this display of technique. Not that he was impressed of course. Soon, they were all over him but with his martial art skills he easily fended them off.
Naruto smirked.
“Hey boy, don’t be underestimating me and shit!”
Crow said as he managed to knock away a few of his clones although it would seem weird to others that the ninja would be seeming to be using a basic stragety but it was not very basic at all. Meaning…Naruto and a clone of himself making an energy ball that seem to have a strange noise and shine with some rainbowy colors but mostly blue and white. There was a smirk upon the blond’s smirk…more like a hidden one though as Crow did not notice it through the mass of clones. “Heh, don’t you underestimate me bud!”
The blond-spiky-haired blond Konoha ninja then, ultilizing his techniques of stealth, came right behind Crow with two spheres of energy that were twirling in his hands. Not to mention containing a lot of chakra…but it was only when he was right behind Crow when Naruto shouted,
“Rasengan!”
Crow turned around at that moment just to get a stomach full of the attack and sent spinning into a wall. Naruto grinned.
“Heh! Take that!”
Crow grumbled something about annoying ninjas before eventually coming out of the wall possibly awaiting a beating from someone else.
Rock Howard is now engaging Crow.
Rock Howard casts Martial Arts- 2 AP
Rock Howard casts Critical- 1 AP
Rock Howard
0/12 AP
Getting Brawl for 1 slot and Wrenchery for another
Crow
Playstation 2 casts Fighting: Brawl [M-ISM] for 3AP
*“Oi! Don’t know the hell you think you are, taking everyone on at the same time…but…you’re as sure as HELL are going to regret it, dattebayo!”
Naruto shouted with a grin as he made the proper hand thingy as he brought out his ninja clones. There seemed to be more than a hundred but that doesn’t mean that the clones should be underestimated. The spiky-haired blond ninja had his clones gather around Crow who arched an eyebrow at this display of technique. Not that he was impressed of course. Soon, they were all over him but with his martial art skills he easily fended them off.
Naruto smirked.
“Hey boy, don’t be underestimating me and shit!”
Crow said as he managed to knock away a few of his clones although it would seem weird to others that the ninja would be seeming to be using a basic stragety but it was not very basic at all. Meaning…Naruto and a clone of himself making an energy ball that seem to have a strange noise and shine with some rainbowy colors but mostly blue and white. There was a smirk upon the blond’s smirk…more like a hidden one though as Crow did not notice it through the mass of clones. “Heh, don’t you underestimate me bud!”
The blond-spiky-haired blond Konoha ninja then, ultilizing his techniques of stealth, came right behind Crow with two spheres of energy that were twirling in his hands. Not to mention containing a lot of chakra…but it was only when he was right behind Crow when Naruto shouted,
“Rasengan!”
Crow turned around at that moment just to get a stomach full of the attack and sent spinning into a wall. Naruto grinned.
“Heh! Take that!”
Crow grumbled something about annoying ninjas before eventually coming out of the wall possibly awaiting a beating from someone else.*
Or at least, that’s how Naruto envisioned his plan. Unfortunately, as soon as he initiated his jutsu, Crow took that opportunity to kick him in the face, instantly knocking the orange genin out.
“I don’t think I made myself clear,” Crow said. “Next.”
[In correspondence to Lumi?s post]
?That is going to be your death sentence,? he growled as he prepared for one of his ultimate techniques. He knew that this was going to hurt a bit, but dammit, these guys were ANNOYING.
RAGING STORM!!***
Rock slammed his hands into the floor beneath him, ignoring the puzzled looks coming from the soldiers surrounding him. The deadly energy that Geese Howard had passed down to his son shot out of the blonde?s hands and into the air, cutting into his opponents as they were sent flying. He stood quickly, only to find himself doubled over, clutching his wrist. ?Gah!? A few short gasps of air escaped as searing pain tore through his system, subsiding almost as quickly as it had come. Rock slowly straightened, grimacing.
Yugo was quite impressed with the attack. Who knew that a human could be so strong? He frowned slightly, however, as he noticed the younger man gasping in pain after releasing the energy. ?You okay??
Rock got into his fighting stance again quickly, thinking that this stranger was another soldier, but was stopped as Demyx put a hand on his shoulder.
?It?s okay! He?s with us!?
Rock looked back at the other blonde, raising an eyebrow as Demyx grinned, nodding. ?Oh! We never did catch your name. I?m Demyx!?
?Ohgami Yugo,? the stranger replied, bowing slightly. ?And you…?? He turned to Rock.
?Rock Howard.? He released another sigh, relaxing visibly. Damn, it still took a lot out of him, though. He glanced over toward where other members of the resistance were already gathered, all ready to engage a lone figure. ?That mus? be Crow,? he muttered.
?Hm? You say something, Rock??
?Never mind. Come on.? He waved a hand dismissively as he walked ahead, unzipping his jacket sleeves and tightening his gloves. Sure, the guy may not look like much…but still. It was better to be careful and not underestimate. There were too many instances where he did that, and many of them had not ended well.
?Wait! ROCK!!? Demyx reached out a hand to try and reach for the back of his jacket, but he was already stepping inside the office with the others by that time. The water-master turned to Yugo, laughing a bit. ?Don?t mind him. He…well, it?s kinda hard to explain, actually. But he?s not a bad guy, I promise!?
The Zoantharope just shrugged and followed them inside, noting that the crimelord had knocked someone out with a single kick. Raising an eyebrow at the attempted strike, he waited for a moment, cracking his knuckles. No need to go to any drastic measures…like transforming. Besides, there were so many of them fighting that it shouldn?t matter, right?
Rock?s eyes narrowed as Crow stood, glaring at the blonde ninja that had attacked and been promptly kicked out of the room. The crimelord glanced over to the red-eyed teen, taking him in for a moment. ?You think you got the balls to fight me, muthafucka??
Rock scowled, getting into his fighting stance. ?Why else do you think I?m here??
?Hey, don?t think I?m just going to let you have all the fun.? Yugo stepped forward, already in his stance. ?I want my shot too, ya know.?
?..alright.? Rock nodded, rushing forward and around to Crow?s side while Yugo took the other. Hopefully if they flanked him, they could get a few hits in. Rock quickly slammed his leg into Crow?s side while Yugo threw a barrage of rapidfire punches at the crimelord. [Don?t knock me into a window… ;_;]
Demyx stood there for a moment, sighing at the two before pulling out his sitar again, strumming it before launching into a full-fledged jam session, torrents of water bursting out of the air and striking Crow. [We can only hope.]
Okay, Team Cracka-Ass Cracka (Damn you, Onyx. It?s sticking.) Is officially fighting Crow. Yugo and Rock are flanking him, while Demyx is staying back to blast the fucker with water. Open for interaction.
Meanwhile, back at the apartment in Block B, Saber was still playing God of War 2 on her PlayStation 2. Which was technically his PS2- “Saber!” She ignores his call. Spreading the last of the dishes across the small dining table in the kitchen, Emiya Shirou screams, “Saber!!!” The ceiling above him began to pound violently: looking up at falling dust and gravel, he could hear the complaints and cussing of a woman living in the apartment upstairs. Throwing pairs of chopsticks into two bowls of ramen noodles, Emiya tosses off his cooking apron and heads for the next room.
“Saber!” She still sat there, in pink pajamas, playing the video game as if he wasn’t there. “Saber, I’ve been-” as he walks over to stand in front of the television, “-calling you for the last-”
“Shirou, move.” Her composure was calm as usual, her fingers continuing to mash the control pad even as Emiya’s blue jeans stood between her and Kratos’ sworn enemies. “Saber!”
“Shirou, move the FUCK out of the way.”
“Saber!” She throws the PS2 controller into Emiya’s forehead for a critical hit, knocking him back against the wall. Saber quickly clicks the television off with the remote control, before throwing it at Emiya. “Damn you! Are you happy now?! I stopped playing for goddamn microwave food!” Finally getting up to eat, she blurts out, “you fuck!”
As Emiya was rubbing the back of his precious little head, his mobile phone rings. He sits himself up against the wall to take the call. “Yeah? Oh, it’s you… no I… well… look, we were just about to eat… but Saber needs her food… she’s not a ghost! She’s a person! A real person that I love with… It’s true! It’s not crap! You’re crap! Okay, I didn’t mean that-” he holds the phone away to avoid the screaming, “-okay okay I’m sorry! What… where? Okay, we’ll be right there!” Pulling himself back up again, Emiya yells out, “Saber! Saber are you there, we have to go out-”
When suddenly, a hot bowl of ramen noodles hits him in the face.
“Tame!(Bastard)”
Naruto said, managing to teleport back inside where Crow was…to see three people engaging in fight with him. The blond smirked, seeing that there was more force to deal with for the skilled Crow. Naruto then summoned more of his clones to help out, whilst keeping a safe distance. Heh…how do you like it if…
They prepared to strike. The other two who were fighting in close-range with Crow of course did not object to the help as Naruto had multiplied himself over 30 times…45 to be exact. You have more to deal with…including my clones! The blond’s eyes now seemed to be a demonic red, included with the black pupil that was shaped like that of a diamond. Surely that confirmed that he was not normal. There was that grin on his face as he and his clones shouted,
“Let’s see you kick trying to kick all of our asses!”
Naruto could tell that the three may have sweat dropped a little at the statement. But make no mistake, the Konoha ninja was not ready to give up and he was surely not really happy with how the ‘fucker’ had handled him. No reason my fucking ass. He had this coming to him. Soon, though as many of them had been wiped out he moved quickly enough to perform the infamous Naruto Barrage on Crow.
This insisted of being hit up into the air only to be smacked down. Crow glared and kicked Naruto into a nearby wall. Naruto grunted, and quickly rolled out of the way of course when Crow tried to land another blow Yugo and Rock intervined and sit was back to square one as the blond ninja kept his distance as the other three attack Crow. Even so, a familiar blue-colored sphere energy ball was forming in his hands…
Playstation 2 casts Fighting: Brawl [T-ism] for 2AP on Black Panther
Playstation 2 casts Fighting: Brawl [T-ism] for 1AP on Rock Howard
Voting Now Closed
Episode 1 ends at 6:00 PM
Yugo and the two blonds decided that they should give the young ninja some time to catch his breath after he hit the wall. He soon realized that even with the numbers advantage Crow was still a strong opponent. Yugo and Rock were on opposite sides of Crow as they attacked, thinking that he wouldn’t be able to block or dodge everything for two different angles. The were wrong as he proved that he had more skill than either of them thought.
“Damn it’s like fighting Kenji, Long, and Jane at the same time.” Yugo didn’t bother saying anything else as Crow grabbed his cane and pulled a hidden sword from inside.
Now Yugo and Rock were on the defensive. They may have been great fighters, but neither of them were armed and metal usually beats flesh. Rock was doing well dodging the attack despite appearing a little tired from fighting. Demyx was using his water from a distance to try to force Crow back, but it wasn’t doing much. Yugo decided to move in closer to try to take the sword away since it reminded him of when he had to dodge Xion’s blades or Nagi’s sword.
Unfortunately Crow was very skilled and managed to stab Yugo’s shoulder. With a yell of pain the Zoanthrope moved back and placed his hand over his new wound. He then glared at his attacker and saw his blood drip from the blade’s tip.
“Don’t tell me that’s all you have. Maybe you should just go home and whine like a little bitch before you get yourself killed.” He then started to laugh as he saw Yugo’s anger increase, but he soon realized that it was a big mistake.
Yugo opened his mouth to release a loud howl, which was so loud and realistic that everyone in the room turned to look at him. He let go of his bleeding arm and the wound closed on its own, only a small scar was visible now. He was then covered by a blinding flash and when the light died down he was replaced with a humanoid gray furred wolf. He growled as his golden eyes locked on Crow.
“Damn!! Either that stuff I smoked earlier final hit me or these bitches decided to bring a fucking werewolf to fight me.” He glanced around the room and saw that everyone was staring at the wolf too, obviously it was real. “Ain’t that a bitch, I was hoping that I brought some good stuff. Guess I’ll just have to settle for a new coat”
Yugo’s eyes narrowed and he ran up to the other man. Crow brought his sword up to decapitate the wolf, but Yugo caught the blade in his mouth. His fangs easily stopped the sword and prevented him form getting cut. The Zoanthrope brought his claws up to slash Crow as he struggled to retrieve his sword, but he was still holding the the cane that his sword was hidden in and brought it down hard on Yugo’s head. With a loud yelp the wolf let go and backed away.
“Bad dog, looks like you’ll have to be put to sleep.” Crow’s comment just made the wolf growl louder.
Yugo then looked at the three blonds that were stunned by the sudden transformation. When they all noticed him looking at them they decided that they should get back into the fight. Rock moved to Yugo’s side while Naruto stayed back with a glowing sphere in his hand and Demyx summomed some more water. All were preparing to attack.
Missions Fulfilled
** Capitalistic Mental**
(Seduce or Engineer or Negotiate)
Completed by:
Black Panther/Dolemite/Park [30 BP]
Saber/Emiya/PS2 [20 BP]
**
Defeat Crow’s Foot Soldiers**
Any Fighting Skill
Completed by: **
Black Panther/Dolemite/Park; [20 BP]
Rock Howard/Demyx/Yugo; [30 BP]
Sion/Dinobot/Naruto; [30 BP]
Saber/Emiya/PS2 [10 BP]
** Follow the Money**
Investigate AND (Security or Stealth)
Completed by: N/A
** Vehicular Graveyard**
Drive AND (Wrenchery or Engineer)
Completed by:
Black Panther/Dolemite/Park; [48 BP]
Saber/Emiya/PS2 [36 BP]
** Den of Inequity
**(Seduce or Negotiate)
Completed by:
Saber/Emiya/PS2 [20 BP]
Boss: Crow
Any Fighting Skill [6 DMG Levels]
*Completed by:
Sion/Dinobot/Naruto [120 BP]
*Team Ranking
[LEFT]
Sion/Dinobot/Naruto - 150 BP
Black Panther/Dolemite/Park - 98 BP
Saber/Emiya/PS2 - 86 BP
Rock Howard/Demyx/Yugo - 30 BP
Barret Wallace/Storm - 0 BP
Reiji Yamazaki/War Machine - 0 BP
Paul Phoenix - 0 BP
Pookie - 0 BP
Venom/Jagi - 0 BP
Riley Freeman/Suija Ibuki - 0 BP
Magneto - 0 BP
Dave Chappelle - 0 BP
Chun-Li/Yuffie Kisaragi - 0 BP
Rasputin/Mr. 2 Bon Clay - 0 BP
Eddie Gordo - 0 BP
Jason G - 0 BP
Darth Vader - 0 BP
Kujo Jotaro/The Genie - 0 BP
[CENTER]Characters By Slot
[LEFT]**7 Slots
**Sion Eltnam Atlasia [S] - Mizuki
Naruto Uzumaki [S] - NarutoUzumaki
6 Slots
Black Panther [S] - RockBogard
Saber [S] - Soulshard01
PlayStation 2 [S] - Just Some Guy
5 Slots
Dinobot [A] - Mizuki
Rock Howard [S] - Lady Lionheart
Demyx [S] - Luminitrium
Yugo Ohgami [S] - Midnight Shadow
**4 Slots
**Dolemite [A] - RockBogard
Barret Wallace [S] - Wild Kitty
Reiji Yamazaki [S] - G.O.T.
Paul Phoenix [S] - LordLocke
"Pookie"/Nick [S] - Nude Bob Dole
Venom [S] - ArcadeFire
Riley Freeman [S] - Cleofis Randolph
Magneto [S] - Elirericerocket
Dave Chappelle [S] - Chris
Chun-Li [S] - 4neqs
Rasputin [S] - ToyRobotTerror
Eddie Gordo [S] - Compound
Jason G [S] - Amethyst
Darth Vader [S] - Lucent
Kujo Jotaro [S] - Adam Warlock
**2 Slots **
Storm [A] - Wild Kitty
War Machine [A] - G.O.T.
Jagi [A] - Arcade Fire
Suika Ibuki [A] - Cleofis Randolph
Yuffie Kisaragi [A] - Yuffie Kisaragi
Mr. 2 Bon Clay [A] - ToyRobotTerror
The Genie [A] - Adam Warlock
lol broken/confusing system is broken/confusing!
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Where did this shit all go wrong? the Playstation 2 asked itself as it planted it’s boot into the face of a rather large man with cornrows creeping out from under his red bandanna. Motherfucker, I need to get in there… “And you assholes aren’t helping matters!” it shouted, finishing it’s thought aloud as it screamed angrily at the squad of ninjas and niggas were standing between it and the escalating situation in Crow’s office. He watched a small explosion in the far corner of the room, screams of agony soon followed. Well at least I’ve got Dave keeping them busy…
“You think we’ll let you get to the fuckin’ boss?” mocked one of Crow’s employees, shifting his head from side to side as he cracked his neck. Rubbing his hands together, he held them at his side, letting the PS2 know that he wore brass knuckles. “Fuck you.”
It sighed, training it’s lightgun on the man’s forehead before putting it away. “Look, believe it or not I’m actually here to make Crow a business proposition, at least on somebody else’s behalf. I don’t plan on killing, or even hitting that asshole.” However, as it explained itself, a grin stretched across it’s face. “Now, lackeys? I don’t give a shit about you fucks.” It leapt up, controller meeting brass-coated fist as they both threw a heavy punch at the other. “Well shit, look who can throw a punch,” it laughed, shaking it’s throbbing black controller as it wiped the sweat from it’s brow with the other. “Look, I don’t have time to deal with mooks right now. So get the fuck out of my way.”
“Way I see it, nigga,” the man said with a grill-revealing smile, “I’m winning. So why don’t you stop actin’ all tough an’ just shut the fuck up and let me beat your ass?” He ran up to the PS2, trying to kick it’s teeth into it’s skull, but the PS2 leapt up, landing on it’s enemy’s outstretched leg and leapt forward, ramming it’s shoulder into the man’s nose. “Awww, fuck!” he shouted as a hand went to his face for a second before pulling it away to see blood. “Now you went and pissed me off.”
“That supposed to be a threat?” the entertainment system mocked as it walked forward after him. “You think I give a fuck if you’re ‘pissed off’?” It punched the man in the gut, though the blow didn’t do much to the musclebound hulk that was it’s opponent. “Do you know who the fuck I am?” it shouted. “I’M THE GODDAMN PLAYSTATION 2!” It rolled under and angry kick. Good, it wanted this asshole to be angry. Angry meant stupid. It rammed an elbow into the back of the man’s neck. “I’m the most dangerous gaming console alive, and you’re on my bad side.” It decided it’d be better not to mention that the only reason it was the most dangerous alive was because Nintendo realized what a monster they’d created with the Virtual Boy and had it lobotomized before it could do any real harm.
As it landed, it was pushed to it’s hands and knees by a blow from the nigga’s heel, straight to the back of the head. Entirely possible that blow could have cracked it’s skull a bit. Didn’t matter. “Well I guess you just ain’t as badass as you thought, bitch,” the man said as he slowly got back to his rather large, Jordan-wearing feet. “Because you about to die.”
I don’t have time for this shit, the PS2 thought as it turned to face it’s attacker once more. Pulling out the lightgun once more, it fired at the man’s neck. “I was hoping to just kick your ass and be done with it, but shit’s going down and I’ve got a mission to do.” It shot once more, directly through the man’s left eye. And it’s own power light went from green to a menacing red as it turned around, throwing the fringe of it’s coat for dramatic effect and adjusting it’s fedora. “Now, let’s see what that weird little girl needs with Crow…”
Walking casually into Crow’s office, the PS2 saw a gigantic battle, rather one-sided, which it found odd considering that the one doing the most damage was the lone Crow against an army of white boys. An explosion of water off to it’s side as it heard a guitar riff from some blonde kid in goth robes with a mullet. What a combination…
“Awww shit,” said the tall mob-boss as he casually stepped back, dodging a charging and screaming Naruto leaping towards him with a ball of energy in his hands. It disgusted the PS2, when would that little idiot know that you don’t telegraph yourself by screaming your goddamn lungs out? “They sent the fuckin’ PS2 after my ass this time?” It simply stood there with it’s hands in it’s pockets, giving no reply. “I thought you was retired, bitch nigga.”
“I decided it was time to retire from being retired,” said the console as it walked forward. “Now let’s get this straight, I-”
“DOUBLE REPPUKEN!”
“-Don’t like you one bit, you drug-pushing motherfucker,” it watched as Crow leapt over the purple blast as it ripped through the floorboards of the rather expensive-looking office before shattering the glass window it eventually impacted with.
“Fuck you!” the office’s owner yelled out at Rock Howard. “You have any idea how much it’s gonna cost me to repair that shit?”
“Apparently my people need you alive,” said the coated crimefighter. “And while I’d enjoy nothing more than grabbing your brain and pulling it out of your ass, this is bigger than me and you.”
“HEY!” shouted one of the… forty-five Narutos in the office. Jesus fuck I’m gonna have such a headache after this, “Why aren’t you attacking him!? He’s the bad guy here, BELIEVE IT!”
You know. He actually was right for a change. With a quick motion, it’s 2P controller shot forward, grabbing Crow by the neck. “Now. Who’s higher than you on the food chain?”
Crow could only smile as he raised both of his legs, dodging another purple blast from the blonde kid in the red jacket before planting his feet firmly on the floor once more, that cocky smile never leaving his lips. “Nigga I have smoked weed more threatening than you,” he mocked. “Now if you ain’t here to kill me then that makes you a worthless bitch nigga that can’t win this.” His knee shot up, ramming the PS2’s wire, almost shattering the elbow. FUCK! That arm’s gonna be worthless for a while…
It was forced to let go, the pain was too much. Quickly it thought, and as two explosions of water propelled a wolfman towards Crow. At least I have clumsy backup… It unplugged it’s 2P controller, and like a shot of painkillers directly to the brain it felt better now that the injured appendage was gone. Placing it in it’s pocket, it pulled out a flatter controller, black and purple with the Street Fighter Anniversary Collection logo on it. Plugging the Capcom-created Akuma controller into it’s now-empty port, it took a deep breath, adjusting to this new feeling.
Let’s see what this baby can do, it thought as the room flashed white, a super flash seeming to originate from the PS2’s hand as it slid across the floor.
“Oh,” Crow said as he laid on the ground, a snarling wolf pinning him down. “Shit.” Quickly the mob boss thought, and he did the first thing that came to mind. He quickly raised his leg, ramming a knee into Yugo’s balls and rolling out of the way. The wolf stumbled back, as well, both of them safely out of the path of the PS2’s Shungoku Satsu as it’s charge faded.
“Well,” the console stated. “That was fucking useless.” It held it’s Akuma-styled hand as it faced the still-on-the-ground Crow. “No wonder I never use this damn thing. No reason not to see how hard it can punch a fucker, though.”
[LEFT] The path to Crow’s office was littered with the unconscious bodies of niggas and ninjas, the streaked blood stains along the hallways of the last few floors of Block-A leading Jamal Clinton on the right path.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Holy shit, bruh,? Jamal said to his comrade. ?They fucked up.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Whitey fucks everything up,? Darth Vader replied. He and Jamal rushed down the bloody trail, clutching onto manila folders. [/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Get up, Crow! Get up so I can show you what I do to scum like my father!? One of several blondes in the room, Rock Howard tugged one last time on his gloves, prepared for a final blow. Crow quickly obliged, sweeping the ground around him with his propeller-like legs. [/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Are y’all brothers?? Crow asked, addressing all his enemies in the room. ?Retarded is a gene. That’d explain a lot.? Crow stood in front of the large pane window in the back of the room. When Rock realized this, the smirk on his face grew to outright laughter. ?What the FUCK do you think is funny, white boy??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Are you familiar with my father, Geese Howard??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?That nigga Geese? Fuck that OG with the clown pants. His ass got smoked like ten years ago. What’s it matter to you??
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[LEFT] ?You remember how he died?? Rock asekd.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Didn’t he fall out of his…oh. Heh. Just cause a nigga at the top of a building, you think he’s King Kong? Try to knock my ass out then, son.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Your funeral.? Rock’s body emanated a purple glow, all of his energy migrating to the palms of his hands. ?DOUBLE REPPU-?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] An Aston Martin D89 (2007 model) flew through the window from the outside right before Rock’s attack, causing Crow to dive forward. Everyone in the room, from the Niggapocalypse to Crow’s crew, stared at the car, completely dumbfounded by what to do next [/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?You are fucking kidding me.? Park Kun-wan stepped out of the driver’s seat and immediately grabbed Rock Howard by the collar. ?What the hell do you think you are all doing?!? Rock shoved Park away and started sending him a Burn Knuckle, but Park countered the boy with a judo throw. ?Do you know exactly what damage you’ve just caused?! Didn’t I warn all of you?! By attacking his headquarters alone, Crow’s underworld pull is now sharply reduced. After you idiots successfully knocked out half of Crow’s underlings, the other half quit!?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?So? That’s a good thing, right?? Naruto (one of them) asked. ?We’re just taking care of bad guys! Dattebay-?
?You took no care at all!? Park slammed his open palm across this Naruto’s face, knocking him into the other clones. ?We were originally going to talk to you, Crow. We were going to ask you if you knew who was sponsoring you, who was selling you weapons, and who was making the most profit off the degradation of this community. But speaking with you in a civil manner is no longer an option, and for that I apologize.? Crow looked at Park, raising his arms in confusion.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?No, man. You don’t get it, don’t you? Your little bitch ass Mickey Mouse Underground fucked with my shit. You know I gotta slit all your throats to make up for this embarrassment in front of my people, right?? [/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Yeah. I know.? Park suddenly pulled out his 9mm handgun and emptied the entire clip into Crow’s head. He had been standing beside the window again, but this time he fell through. ?Okay. Let’s get the hell out of here.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?I like how he did all that, but my car still looks clean,? T’Challa said.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?So, how’d you all do?? Princess Pin asked. The Niggapocalypse’s fearless leader had done nothing but devour tacos back in the commercial block. ?Tacos, how I love thee~?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Miserable,? Park replied. Jamal’s new Niggapocalypse recruits were brought back to the Mexican restaurant Pin was eating at. ?These people have been doing nothing but using brute force on our objective. Almost a complete waste of time.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?I didn’t do anything!? Magneto said.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Shut the hell up, Magneto.? Park looked at Jamal, nodding to him. ?Jamal, tell the rest of us what you found out.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Okay.? The afro’ed revolutionary opened one of the folders up, revealing dozens of correspondences and money transactions. ?Let’s talk about Crow. Crow’s weapons supplier was a man named ‘Blood Moses.’ Blood Moses had hundreds of unique weapons delivered to Crow ? many of them being military-issued next generation machine guns, practically impossible to get even on the black market these days. You guys are going to shit yourselves, but Crow’s latest acquisition from Blood Moses was…?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?A bioweapon.? Park interjected. ?It’s called GUILT. It’s the new AIDS.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Oooh. Intriguing!~? Pin finished the rest of her taco. ?Wait! Wait! Let me guess the rest!?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Uh… sure, Prin-, uh, Niglett-B,? Park answered.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Okay. Military-issued weapons? Crow’s Blood Moses had a source in the military, probably high level. Maybe he is the source??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Wait, Bea? Just checking ? how do you know this Blood Moses didn’t just steal these weapons at one time?? Jamal asked.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?You said Crow had a latest acquisition from him,? she went on. ?First off, if Crow had a latest acquisition, then he had a first. That means these two have done business with each other for a while. One doesn’t stay in the business of selling government weapons by simply stealing them ? he knows someone. No, he knows a bunch of people. Also, you said the last thing Crow bought was a virus? You’d be hard-pressed to find a mere thief who can steal a virus! … Wait a second.? Pin raised her hand frantically to the clerk at the restaurant’s counter. ?Milkshake please, vanilla-strawberry~.? She paid him two dollars and a minute later, returned with the beverage. ?Actually, let me backpedal. In this world, weapons manufacturers are private entities, right??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Wow. That’s amazing.? Park let slip.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Huh? What is??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Nothing. You were just in a completely different frame of mind right now. Anyway, yes ? weapons manufacturers are completely separate entities from the government in America at least.?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?But since it’s the government, the separation extends only as far as legality, correct? That opens up another possibility ? what if Blood Moses is just a weapons manufacturer??[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?You… could be on to something, Bea.? Jamal said out loud. Meanwhile, the rest of the Niggapocalypse shook their heads and began freestyle battling. A nigga named Mike provided the beatboxing, his saliva spraying all in his way, and a nigga named Malik was the current champion, winning three battles in a row.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] ?Nigga who’s next?!? Malik yelled out. Suddenly, the other modern-day ninja, Yuffie Kisaragi, stepped up to the mic. [/LEFT]
[LEFT]?You motherfuckers are nothing/[/LEFT]
[LEFT]You cannot harm me/[/LEFT]
[LEFT]I’ll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army/
Storm the planet hunting you down/
Cause I’m on a mission /
To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms/
Immortal Technique’ll destroy your religion you stupid bitch/
You’re faker than blue-eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix/
I’m about to blow up like NASA Challenger computer chips/
Arsenic language transmitted revolutionarily?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]?***OOOOOOOHHH!!!?
***ternity Niggapocalypse Episode 1: The Message
The End
[/LEFT]
NOTICE! 2
Niggapocalypse Episode 2 is delayed to **10 PM CST **tonight to give us time to clarify some rules. The rest of the times are still applicable, currently.
Due to Pin’s internets apparently being owned, Niggapocalypse Round 2 is delayed until it’s ready. We apologize for any inconveniences.
Copypasta from #ri on Xelium:
<Pin> So what I’m looking at now is, I realized I had a good chunk of things done on the laptop hdd and I don’t want to continue without it.
<Pin> I was working on drilling myself a ghetto 19th pin hole in the IDE cable in my desktop.
<Pin> Then I passed out as drilling a tiny hole in a cable like that is completely zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Pin> So what I have to do tomorrow is, if I can’t get that hard drive in that desktop, I’ll call someone else to do it, or I’ll buy an external.
<Pin> I think it’s probable that we’ll reduce the beta to 4, even 3 rounds if things start to fuck up any further than this, short of outright canceling it.
damn…just like a nigga for that to happen…
lol
my computer is nigga technology 
Anyway I’m back online now at least so I’ll get as much as I can done right now. After I smoke a Newport.